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Topic: Sociology > Depression
User: ""
Date: 25 Feb 2007 04:39:59 AM
Object: I Found The Purpose of Life
It's been cold so I have been staying in the house and watching lots
of TV. After watching for several days I have finally found the real
purpose of life. Our purpose in life is to kill other people, and life
itself means nothing, since we are all disposible beings who only
exist for someone else to kill. I also learned that everyone needs at
least one gun, and never trust anyone, especially your own spouse,
because they want to kill you just as much as everyone else and likely
more, because they are having all sorts of sexual affairs.
First thing next week I am gonna buy a gun and see who pisses me off
first so I can test the gun and make sure it works. This is going to
be fun. I knew I was missing a major point in life, and now I know
what it was..... Life needs to be more like TV, or it will never mean
anything. I'm already making a list of people I want to kill, and
there are quite a few..... I have a feeling this will be the end of
my depression. Too bad our therapists never tell us these things. I
think they just want to keep us depressed so they can get more of our
money. Come to think of it, I think I'll shoot my therapist first.
Now I know the purpose of life !!!!
I even changed my user name to reflect the new (inspired) me.
IKILLU
.

User: "the_dawggie"

Title: Re: I Found The Purpose of Life 25 Feb 2007 05:05:44 AM
On Feb 25, 9:39 pm,
wrote:

It's been cold so I have been staying in the house and watching lots
of TV. After watching for several days I have finally found the real
purpose of life. Our purpose in life is to kill other people, and life

Nup, don't take that attitude.

itself means nothing, since we are all disposible beings who only

Yes, we are all shite that is destroying the planet, and very very
disposable.

exist for someone else to kill. I also learned that everyone needs at
least one gun, and never trust anyone, especially your own spouse,

I've got access to more than one gun, I don't really want to use it to
kill
someone, or even really want to use it.

because they want to kill you just as much as everyone else and likely
more, because they are having all sorts of sexual affairs.

If I could have even one single "sexual affair" I might be happy.

First thing next week I am gonna buy a gun and see who pisses me off
first so I can test the gun and make sure it works. This is going to
be fun. I knew I was missing a major point in life, and now I know
what it was..... Life needs to be more like TV, or it will never mean

No bad bad bad.

anything. I'm already making a list of people I want to kill, and
there are quite a few..... I have a feeling this will be the end of
my depression. Too bad our therapists never tell us these things. I

You get that, however, do it in your mind, not in real life.

think they just want to keep us depressed so they can get more of our
money. Come to think of it, I think I'll shoot my therapist first.

Shooting the therapist might be OK.

I even changed my user name to reflect the new (inspired) me.

Life sucks, then you die. Yeah, we know that.
Take it easy dude, please don't do stoopid stuff.
.

User: "Me"

Title: Re: I Found The Purpose of Life 25 Feb 2007 01:41:23 PM
On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 04:39:59 -0600, Noone wrote:

It's been cold so I have been staying in the house and watching lots
of TV. After watching for several days I have finally found the real
purpose of life.

There is no purpose to life, other than to propogate our own genes.
Life is an inevitable consequence of macro probability theory. Given the
age of the universe, and the number of individual events that have
occurred since the big bang, it is a mathematic certainty that what we
call life, would eventually occur.
There is no supreme being that created heaven and earth. There is no
golden gated paradise community that awaits us...Life is about the pain of
making sure our own genes are passed on: nothing more...
Waiting for the population correction.
Rob
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