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Sociology > Depression |
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19 Feb 2007 09:27:03 PM |
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I JUST POST EM , DON'T WRITE EM |
Reasons Why Women Are Like Soccer Pitches
1. There is a vast difference in grounds with regards to length and
width, thus varying the quality of the play.
2. Pitches vary from the well-grassed to the completely bald.
3. Remember it is possible to score at both ends, but one end per 45
minutes is favourable.
4. Tackling from behind is not always an offence - check with ground
owner.
5. Be careful, as after a few pints a ground appears to be of
Premiership standard but in reality would not even be eligible as a
council dumping ground.
6. Only some grounds offer five-a-side facilities.
7. Don't ever make public your desires to play at Wembley,also,never
mention pitches previously visited. 8. Extra time is dependent on
subsequent pitch bookings.
9. If the ground does not seem to have under-soil heating suggest
calling the game off, possibly even contact coroner.
10. When building a team it is always nice to finish with Seaman at the
back. 11. Wet pitches allow for long sliding tackles.
12. Always tread carefully when leaving the pitch and entering the
tunnel.
13. Personal morals may be compromised by local derbies.
14. It is illegal to play on small, unturfed pitches.
15. From time-to-time the goal may be obstructed by a highly absorbent
goalie.
16. Russian grounds are frequently more grassy.
17. Very few grounds are found with executive boxes.
18. Be wary of grounds with room for coaches.
19. Always be on the look out for grounds that host ladies football two
evenings a week
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