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23 Jan 2008 10:00:19 PM |
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I'm out of Toilet Paper |
I'm out of Toilet Paper and I got to *****. The stores are closed.
Yesterday I ran out of beer. Now this. Life sucks.
I guess the only thing I can do now is commit suicide. I wanted to do
that anyhow, so now is a good time I guess. I guess I'll just die
full of *****.
See ya. I'm out of this world.
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| User: "%" |
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| Title: Re: I'm out of Toilet Paper |
23 Jan 2008 10:06:01 PM |
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wrote:
I'm out of Toilet Paper and I got to *****. The stores are closed.
Yesterday I ran out of beer. Now this. Life sucks.
I guess the only thing I can do now is commit suicide. I wanted to do
that anyhow, so now is a good time I guess. I guess I'll just die
full of *****.
See ya. I'm out of this world.
bye , oh wait , can i have your computer
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| User: "cal" |
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| Title: Re: I'm out of Toilet Paper |
24 Jan 2008 06:19:45 AM |
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On 1/23/08 11:00 PM, in article fn92hk$mhc$1@aioe.org,
"sue-a-side@idrinkbeer.com" <sue-a-side@idrinkbeer.com> wrote:
I'm out of Toilet Paper and I got to *****. The stores are closed.
Yesterday I ran out of beer. Now this. Life sucks.
I guess the only thing I can do now is commit suicide. I wanted to do
that anyhow, so now is a good time I guess. I guess I'll just die
full of *****.
just ***** and wash your ***** with water. that's how most of the world
does it. the reason you're suicidal is that you're out of touch with your
most important body part.
See ya. I'm out of this world.
just remember: if you die when your bowels are loaded, the last thing you'll
do in this world is crap all over yourself.
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| User: "the_dawggie" |
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| Title: Re: I'm out of Toilet Paper |
24 Jan 2008 07:15:20 AM |
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On Jan 24, 11:19 pm, cal <cal1...@gmail.com> wrote:
On 1/23/08 11:00 PM, in article fn92hk$mh...@aioe.org,
"sue-a-s...@idrinkbeer.com" <sue-a-s...@idrinkbeer.com> wrote:
I'm out of Toilet Paper and I got to *****. The stores are closed.
Yesterday I ran out of beer. Now this. Life sucks.
I guess the only thing I can do now is commit suicide. I wanted to do
that anyhow, so now is a good time I guess. I guess I'll just die
full of *****.
just ***** and wash your ***** with water. that's how most of the world
does it. the reason you're suicidal is that you're out of touch with your
most important body part.
See ya. I'm out of this world.
just remember: if you die when your bowels are loaded, the last thing you'll
do in this world is crap all over yourself.
The one I found slightly offensive was a story
about hospital births. The push push push
thing might result in something the nurse
has to clean up... beside the baby.
Way Too Much Info.
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| User: "Alan Harding" |
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| Title: Re: I'm out of Toilet Paper |
24 Jan 2008 04:56:04 PM |
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In message
<fc4906ae-ebdb-4564-9555-b41a2539544f@i29g2000prf.googlegroups.com>,
the_dawggie <the_dawggie@hotmail.com> writes
On Jan 24, 11:19 pm, cal <cal1...@gmail.com> wrote:
On 1/23/08 11:00 PM, in article fn92hk$mh...@aioe.org,
"sue-a-s...@idrinkbeer.com" <sue-a-s...@idrinkbeer.com> wrote:
I'm out of Toilet Paper and I got to *****. The stores are closed.
Yesterday I ran out of beer. Now this. Life sucks.
I guess the only thing I can do now is commit suicide. I wanted to do
that anyhow, so now is a good time I guess. I guess I'll just die
full of *****.
just ***** and wash your ***** with water. that's how most of the world
does it. the reason you're suicidal is that you're out of touch with your
most important body part.
See ya. I'm out of this world.
just remember: if you die when your bowels are loaded, the last thing you'll
do in this world is crap all over yourself.
The one I found slightly offensive was a story
about hospital births. The push push push
thing might result in something the nurse
has to clean up... beside the baby.
Way Too Much Info.
I'm not sure that "might" is the right word.
--
The opinions given above may be mine. They might also
just be what I feel like saying right now, okay?
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| User: "the_dawggie" |
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| Title: Re: I'm out of Toilet Paper |
24 Jan 2008 02:16:37 AM |
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On Jan 24, 3:00 pm, wrote:
I'm out of Toilet Paper and I got to *****. The stores are closed.
Yesterday I ran out of beer. Now this. Life sucks.
I guess the only thing I can do now is commit suicide. I wanted to do
that anyhow, so now is a good time I guess. I guess I'll just die
full of *****.
See ya. I'm out of this world.
No problem. It is suggested you take a shite then take
a shower.
You really need to stock up on stuff. No, really.
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