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"%." |
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21 May 2005 11:14:54 AM |
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IT TAKES A SECOND , THEN , ITS FUNNY |
A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her
blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on
your chest?" asks the doctor.
"Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it that he never
takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies. "I
guess it just leaves an impression."
A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes
off her blouse, he notices a blue "Y" on her chest. "How did you get that
mark on your chest?" asks the doctor.
"Oh, my boyfriend went to Yale and he's so proud of it that he never takes
off his Yale sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies.
A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes
off her blouse, he notices a green "M" on her chest. "Do you have a
boyfriend at Michigan?" asks the doctor.
"No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin. Why do you ask?"
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| User: "John" |
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| Title: Re: IT TAKES A SECOND , THEN , ITS FUNNY |
21 May 2005 06:38:49 PM |
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"%." <surfs@uniserve.com> wrote in message
news:118unj1m2f1pq37@corp.supernews.com...
A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her
blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on
your chest?" asks the doctor.
"Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it that he never
takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies. "I
guess it just leaves an impression."
A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes
off her blouse, he notices a blue "Y" on her chest. "How did you get that
mark on your chest?" asks the doctor.
"Oh, my boyfriend went to Yale and he's so proud of it that he never takes
off his Yale sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies.
A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes
off her blouse, he notices a green "M" on her chest. "Do you have a
boyfriend at Michigan?" asks the doctor.
"No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin. Why do you ask?"
lol
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| User: "Matt Someone" |
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| Title: Re: IT TAKES A SECOND , THEN , ITS FUNNY |
23 May 2005 07:13:24 AM |
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On Sat, 21 May 2005 09:14:54 -0700, %. wrote:
A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her
blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on
your chest?" asks the doctor.
"Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it that he never
takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies. "I
guess it just leaves an impression."
A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes
off her blouse, he notices a blue "Y" on her chest. "How did you get that
mark on your chest?" asks the doctor.
"Oh, my boyfriend went to Yale and he's so proud of it that he never takes
off his Yale sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies.
A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes
off her blouse, he notices a green "M" on her chest. "Do you have a
boyfriend at Michigan?" asks the doctor.
"No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin. Why do you ask?"
I needed that
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| User: "%." |
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| Title: Re: IT TAKES A SECOND , THEN , ITS FUNNY |
23 May 2005 09:08:01 AM |
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"Matt Someone" <youknow404-spam@yahoo.com^> wrote in message
news:pan.2005.05.23.12.13.19.812458@yahoo.com^...
On Sat, 21 May 2005 09:14:54 -0700, %. wrote:
A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her
blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on
your chest?" asks the doctor.
"Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it that he never
takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies.
"I
guess it just leaves an impression."
A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she
takes
off her blouse, he notices a blue "Y" on her chest. "How did you get
that
mark on your chest?" asks the doctor.
"Oh, my boyfriend went to Yale and he's so proud of it that he never
takes
off his Yale sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies.
A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she
takes
off her blouse, he notices a green "M" on her chest. "Do you have a
boyfriend at Michigan?" asks the doctor.
"No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin. Why do you ask?"
I needed that
that's why its here
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| User: "neoholistic" |
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| Title: Re: IT TAKES A SECOND , THEN , ITS FUNNY |
21 May 2005 01:33:03 PM |
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x-no-archive: yes
%. wrote:
A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her
blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on
your chest?" asks the doctor.
"Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it that he never
takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies. "I
guess it just leaves an impression."
A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes
off her blouse, he notices a blue "Y" on her chest. "How did you get that
mark on your chest?" asks the doctor.
"Oh, my boyfriend went to Yale and he's so proud of it that he never takes
off his Yale sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies.
A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes
off her blouse, he notices a green "M" on her chest. "Do you have a
boyfriend at Michigan?" asks the doctor.
"No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin. Why do you ask?"
Not bad.
Damn. Now you excited my imagination.
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