A Russian orthodox priest, a mullah, and a rabbi discussed how they
distributed the money brought by parishioners.
The priest said, "I draw a line across the floor in the church. Then I
hurl all money into the air. Whatever falls on my side of the line, is
mine, the rest is for God."
The mullah said, "I draw a circle on the mosque's floor, and hurl the
money into the air. Whatever falls within the circle, is mine, the rest
is for God."
The rabbi said, "I just hurl all the money up in the air. Whatever God
wants He can keep. Whatever he lets fall back down, is for me."
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- The Great Joker
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"Every time we do something, you tell me Americans will do this and will
do that. I want to tell you something very clear: don't worry about
American pressure on Israel; we, the Jewish people, control America, and
the Americans know it." - Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon, October
3, 2001
"We have the Israelis coming to us for equipment. We can say we can't
possibly get the Congress to support a program like this. And they say
don't worry about the Congress. We will take care of the Congress. This
is somebody from another country, but they can do it. They own, you
know, the banks in this country. The newspapers. Just look at where the
Jewish money is." -- General George S. Brown
"Israel controls the United States Senate."
- Sen. William Fulbright
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