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Sociology > Depression |
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"Rich" |
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16 Sep 2006 01:59:40 AM |
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late joke of the day 9/15 |
In a joint expedition to Himalaya, Russian and Israeli mountaineers took
part. One Jewish mountaineer, Monya, happened to fall on a steep slope,
but was rescued by a Russian named Ivan.
Soon after the mountaineers returned home, a telephone rang in Ivan's
apartment in Moscow. "It's Tel-Aviv calling collect," the operator said.
"Would you accept the call?"
"Yes," Ivan said.
"Is this Ivan?" a female voice said with a Jewish accent.
"Yes, what's the matter?"
"Was it you who saved the life of my husband Monya?"
"Yes, it was me."
"Then tell me where's Monya's red knitted cap?"
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- Rich
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"Every time we do something, you tell me Americans will do this and will
do that. I want to tell you something very clear: don't worry about
American pressure on Israel; we, the Jewish people, control America, and
the Americans know it." - Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon, October
3, 2001
"Israel controls the United States Senate."
- Sen. William Fulbright
Remember the USS Liberty!
http://www.ussliberty.org/
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| User: "Franz Bestuchev" |
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| Title: Re: late joke of the day 9/15 |
16 Sep 2006 07:29:12 AM |
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Rich wrote:
In a joint expedition to Himalaya, Russian and Israeli mountaineers took
part. One Jewish mountaineer, Monya, happened to fall on a steep slope,
but was rescued by a Russian named Ivan.
Soon after the mountaineers returned home, a telephone rang in Ivan's
apartment in Moscow. "It's Tel-Aviv calling collect," the operator said.
"Would you accept the call?"
"Yes," Ivan said.
"Is this Ivan?" a female voice said with a Jewish accent.
"Yes, what's the matter?"
"Was it you who saved the life of my husband Monya?"
"Yes, it was me."
"Then tell me where's Monya's red knitted cap?"
What's a Jewish accent?
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| User: "spy vs spy" |
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| Title: Re: late joke of the day 9/15 |
16 Sep 2006 11:40:57 AM |
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"Franz Bestuchev" <franz.bestuchev@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:4n1ne7F8afrlU3@individual.net...
Rich wrote:
In a joint expedition to Himalaya, Russian and Israeli mountaineers took
part. One Jewish mountaineer, Monya, happened to fall on a steep slope,
but was rescued by a Russian named Ivan.
Soon after the mountaineers returned home, a telephone rang in Ivan's
apartment in Moscow. "It's Tel-Aviv calling collect," the operator said.
"Would you accept the call?"
"Yes," Ivan said.
"Is this Ivan?" a female voice said with a Jewish accent.
"Yes, what's the matter?"
"Was it you who saved the life of my husband Monya?"
"Yes, it was me."
"Then tell me where's Monya's red knitted cap?"
What's a Jewish accent?
His Mommy's
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