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"BTM Mike" |
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19 Jan 2006 10:56:20 PM |
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Leper jokes (warning sick humor) |
Why did they leper fail his driver's test?
He left his foot on the gas.
Did you hear about the leper football game?
They had a face off in center field.
What's the best job for a leper at a party?
Nacho dip.
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| User: "Ivan Marsh" |
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| Title: Re: Leper jokes (warning sick humor) |
20 Jan 2006 10:01:47 AM |
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On Fri, 20 Jan 2006 04:56:20 +0000, BTM Mike wrote:
Why did they leper fail his driver's test? He left his foot on the gas.
Did you hear about the leper football game? They had a face off in
center field.
What's the best job for a leper at a party? Nacho dip.
As a leper I have to say I find these attempts at humor horribly
offensive. You should be ashamed. When is the world going to get to a
state where leper rights are respected? I'm a feeling, loving human being
just like everyone else. You *****!
BTW: What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?
Soup.
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The USA Patriot Act is the most unpatriotic act in American history.
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| User: "packrat" |
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| Title: Re: Leper jokes (warning sick humor) |
21 Jan 2006 11:41:04 AM |
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"Ivan Marsh" <annoyed@you.now> wrote in message
news:pan.2006.01.20.16.01.47.384474@you.now...
On Fri, 20 Jan 2006 04:56:20 +0000, BTM Mike wrote:
Why did they leper fail his driver's test? He left his foot on the gas.
Did you hear about the leper football game? They had a face off in
center field.
What's the best job for a leper at a party? Nacho dip.
As a leper I have to say I find these attempts at humor horribly
offensive. You should be ashamed. When is the world going to get to a
state where leper rights are respected? I'm a feeling, loving human being
just like everyone else. You *****!
BTW: What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?
Soup.
groan.....
Mrs. Smith, can Tommy come out and play baseball with us?
"why boys, you know Tommy doesn't have any arms or legs".
"Yeah, we know, we just need a 3rd base".
ancient joke, forgive me.
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The USA Patriot Act is the most unpatriotic act in American history.
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| User: "Alan Harding" |
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| Title: Re: Leper jokes (warning sick humor) |
20 Jan 2006 02:12:20 PM |
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In message <pan.2006.01.20.16.01.47.384474@you.now>, Ivan Marsh
<annoyed@you.now> writes
On Fri, 20 Jan 2006 04:56:20 +0000, BTM Mike wrote:
Why did they leper fail his driver's test? He left his foot on the gas.
Did you hear about the leper football game? They had a face off in
center field.
What's the best job for a leper at a party? Nacho dip.
As a leper I have to say I find these attempts at humor horribly
offensive. You should be ashamed. When is the world going to get to a
state where leper rights are respected? I'm a feeling, loving human being
just like everyone else. You *****!
BTW: What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?
Soup.
We didn't have Jacuzzi's when I was at school, so I haven't heard that
one before. :)
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The opinions given above may be mine. They might also
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| User: "Ivan Marsh" |
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| Title: Re: Leper jokes (warning sick humor) |
20 Jan 2006 04:20:43 PM |
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On Fri, 20 Jan 2006 20:12:20 +0000, Alan Harding wrote:
In message <pan.2006.01.20.16.01.47.384474@you.now>, Ivan Marsh
<annoyed@you.now> writes
On Fri, 20 Jan 2006 04:56:20 +0000, BTM Mike wrote:
Why did they leper fail his driver's test? He left his foot on the
gas.
Did you hear about the leper football game? They had a face off in
center field.
What's the best job for a leper at a party? Nacho dip.
As a leper I have to say I find these attempts at humor horribly
offensive. You should be ashamed. When is the world going to get to a
state where leper rights are respected? I'm a feeling, loving human
being just like everyone else. You *****!
BTW: What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?
Soup.
We didn't have Jacuzzi's when I was at school, so I haven't heard that
one before. :)
I modernized it... used to be bath tub.
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The USA Patriot Act is the most unpatriotic act in American history.
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| User: "%" |
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| Title: Re: Leper jokes (warning sick humor) |
19 Jan 2006 11:01:58 PM |
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what a nice thing to post in a depression group
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