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Sociology > Depression |
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"CyberDroog" |
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23 Jun 2004 02:40:33 AM |
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Lucky Soda-Drinking Experiences |
I buy a Mello Yello in the pool room. The label says 1 in 4 chance of
winning a free soda. Twist, twist, twist... and I won. Yoo hoo!
I buy another Mello Yello, and I win again! Yoo Hoo!
I just grabbed the third Mello Yello I bought - had it in the fridge. The
cap says "Drink Coke. Play again."
Not only do I lose big time, but the manufacturer tells me to stop drinking
Mello Yello.
Bastards.
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ARREST, v.t. Formally to detain one accused of unusualness.
- Ambrose Bierce
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| User: "Indigo Moon Man" |
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| Title: Re: Lucky Soda-Drinking Experiences |
23 Jun 2004 02:55:03 AM |
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CyberDroog <CyberDroog@ClockworkOrange.com> wrote:
Not only do I lose big time, but the manufacturer tells me to stop
drinking Mello Yello.
It's all a big Coke conspiracy, they are trying to take over the world.
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A Voice in the Wilderness:
http://avoice.netfirms.com
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| User: "Ivan Marsh" |
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| Title: Re: Lucky Soda-Drinking Experiences |
23 Jun 2004 10:07:28 AM |
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On Wed, 23 Jun 2004 07:40:33 +0000, CyberDroog wrote:
I buy a Mello Yello in the pool room. The label says 1 in 4 chance of
winning a free soda. Twist, twist, twist... and I won. Yoo hoo!
I buy another Mello Yello, and I win again! Yoo Hoo!
I just grabbed the third Mello Yello I bought - had it in the fridge. The
cap says "Drink Coke. Play again."
Not only do I lose big time, but the manufacturer tells me to stop
drinking Mello Yello.
Bastards.
It's hard to print:
Drink the Coca-Cola Corporation beverage product of your choice. Play
again.
On the bottom of a bottle cap.
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i.m.
The USA Patriot Act is the most unpatriotic act in American history.
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