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Sociology > Depression |
| User: |
"Alan Harding" |
| Date: |
19 May 2004 03:20:47 PM |
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Mouse joke |
Three mice, one from Dallas, one from San Antonio and one from Houston
are sitting at a bar after the funeral of an Amarillo mouse killed by an
eighty year old lady with a broom. Each of them is trying to impress the
others about how tough they are.
The Dallas mouse throws down a shot of bourbon, slams the empty glass
onto the bar, turns to the San Antonio mouse and says, "When I see a
mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot When the bar
comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press it twenty times to work
up an appetite, and then make off with the cheese."
The San Antonio mouse orders up two shots of tequila, drinks them down
one after the other, slams both glasses onto the bar, turns to the
Dallas mouse and replies, "Oh yeah? When I see rat poison, I collect as
much as I can, take it home, grind it up to a powder, and add it to my
coffee each morning so I can get a good buzz going for the rest of the
day."
The Dallas and San Antonio mouse then turn to the Houston mouse.
The Houston mouse finishes the beer he has in front of him, lets out a
long sigh and says to the two, "I don't have time for this *****.
Gotta go home and have sex with the cat."
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The opinions given above may be mine. They might also
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| User: "Bev Thornton" |
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| Title: Re: Mouse joke |
20 May 2004 02:13:05 AM |
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A bear and a mouse are walking together through the woods when the bear
falls into a very large hole. The hole is so large that try as he might,
the bear is unable to climb out.
So the mouse says, "Hang around, I'll get something to drag you out with"
and leaves. A little while later the mouse returns driving a Porsche and
with a rope tied to the bumper bar and he drags the bear out of the hole.
The two friends continue their stroll through the forest when all of a
sudden, the mouse falls into a hole. The bear immediately stands over the
hole and squatting over it, lowers his penis so the mouse can grab it and
lift himself out of the hole.
The moral of this story is that "if your ***** is long enough you don't need
a Porsche."
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| User: "Hap Arnold" |
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| Title: Re: Mouse joke |
20 May 2004 09:15:33 PM |
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"Bev Thornton" <bevthornton@email.com> wrote in message
news:2h3443F8lbvoU1@uni-berlin.de...
The moral of this story is that "if your ***** is long enough you don't
need
a Porsche."
There is no substitute.
--
E Sempre l'Ora
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Mouse joke |
21 May 2004 06:31:24 PM |
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On Thu, 20 May 2004 22:15:33 -0400, "Hap Arnold"
<CinCUSAAF@ghq.army.mil> wrote:
<(((*> "Bev Thornton" <bevthornton@email.com> wrote in message
<(((*> news:2h3443F8lbvoU1@uni-berlin.de...
<(((*> >
<(((*> > The moral of this story is that "if your ***** is long enough you don't
<(((*> need
<(((*> > a Porsche."
<(((*>
<(((*>
<(((*> There is no substitute.
For the long ***** or for the Porsche?
Tara J. Ballance
Montreal, Canada
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| User: "Hap Arnold" |
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| Title: Re: Mouse joke |
21 May 2004 11:44:26 PM |
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<waitingforgodot@samuel.beckett> wrote in message
news:t94ta0pahbl76vepe5vmr60i8mhkni1ail@4ax.com...
On Thu, 20 May 2004 22:15:33 -0400, "Hap Arnold"
<CinCUSAAF@ghq.army.mil> wrote:
<(((*> "Bev Thornton" <bevthornton@email.com> wrote in message
<(((*> news:2h3443F8lbvoU1@uni-berlin.de...
<(((*> >
<(((*> > The moral of this story is that "if your ***** is long enough you
don't
<(((*> need
<(((*> > a Porsche."
<(((*>
<(((*>
<(((*> There is no substitute.
For the long ***** or for the Porsche?
Depends on how you drive.
--
E Sempre l'Ora
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| User: "% surfs@uniserve" |
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| Title: Re: Mouse joke |
21 May 2004 11:52:21 PM |
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"Hap Arnold" <CinCUSAAF@ghq.army.mil> wrote in message
news:MVArc.50419$pJ1.24935@lakeread02...
<waitingforgodot@samuel.beckett> wrote in message
news:t94ta0pahbl76vepe5vmr60i8mhkni1ail@4ax.com...
On Thu, 20 May 2004 22:15:33 -0400, "Hap Arnold"
<CinCUSAAF@ghq.army.mil> wrote:
<(((*> "Bev Thornton" <bevthornton@email.com> wrote in message
<(((*> news:2h3443F8lbvoU1@uni-berlin.de...
<(((*> >
<(((*> > The moral of this story is that "if your ***** is long enough
you
don't
<(((*> need
<(((*> > a Porsche."
<(((*>
<(((*>
<(((*> There is no substitute.
For the long ***** or for the Porsche?
Depends on how you drive.
--
E Sempre l'Ora
in your opinion
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| User: "Alan Harding" |
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| Title: Re: Mouse joke |
22 May 2004 12:36:18 AM |
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In message <t94ta0pahbl76vepe5vmr60i8mhkni1ail@4ax.com>,
waitingforgodot@samuel.beckett writes
On Thu, 20 May 2004 22:15:33 -0400, "Hap Arnold"
<CinCUSAAF@ghq.army.mil> wrote:
<(((*> "Bev Thornton" <bevthornton@email.com> wrote in message
<(((*> news:2h3443F8lbvoU1@uni-berlin.de...
<(((*> >
<(((*> > The moral of this story is that "if your ***** is long enough
you don't
<(((*> need
<(((*> > a Porsche."
<(((*>
<(((*>
<(((*> There is no substitute.
For the long ***** or for the Porsche?
I think that's for the person on the receiving end to answer.
Personally, I was thinking Maserati. ;)
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just be what I feel like saying right now, okay?
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