Cyberhive wrote:

http://movies.zap2it.com/movies/news/story/0,1259,---17700,00.html

Thanks for that. It seems as if my plan will work. At least the
autograph forging is not illegal, maybe I should thing of some other
things.

I'm not sure what you're interpreting in the article to
reach the conclusion that it isn't illegal. eBay isn't
liable if a forgery is sold but here are the seller's
parameters:

"Each eBay seller has the responsibility of being the legal
and rightful owner of the merchandise they are selling and
they must accurately describe the item in question."

eBay won't get busted, but they'll give up your info in a
second, if asked, and the "law" might. Forgery is illegal,
no exceptions. I read about a guy who looked like Bill Gates
and used to (for a fee) attend corporate events, pretending
to be Gates for a joke. He signed some autographs, too, as
"Bill Gates", as a joke, and got busted.

The next thing I'm gonna do is find out his phone number through her
and then phreak a phone, phone him up and leave the phone off of the
hook so he has to use the payphone like a *****, and then he's gonna
be even more annoyed because I also hooked him up on a date he knows
nothing about !

If you succeed and he gets annoyed enough to come after you,
Myspace has proven quite willing to give up that information.

Tell me what you think about this, and I'll show you a video of me
doing it.

Well, I won't encourage you -- for a number of reasons. The
reason you're most likely to care about is that you may not
know enough about how to cover your tracks on the Web.

Gayle

On Jun 26, 3:25 pm, William <onebig...@hotmail.com> wrote:

On 26 Jun, 08:22, Cyberhive <cyberh...@googlemail.com> wrote:

On Jun 25, 9:35 pm, William <onebig...@hotmail.com> wrote:

On 25 Jun, 14:36, Cyberhive <cyberh...@googlemail.com> wrote:

Could someone please tell me what the penalty would be for selling
fake stuff on ebay in the uk?
I am planning on selling some "autographs" and stuff that celebs
have
apparently used for a reasonably hefty amount, but of course,
there is
not truth in them.

I have just got an old copy of Sgt. Peppers and scribbled what
looks
like Paul McCartney's signature on there.

Would I be in trouble if I got caught? Of course, they could not
exactly *prove* that a celeb didn't sell the merchandise and to
add to
that, I have always handled the goods, envelope and all necessary
items with latex gloves, so I cannot be found out.

Also, could someone please tell me what is the punishment for
selling
the Paris Hilton sex tape on ebay, but just something I downloaded
from LimeWire? Or what about some Gwen Stefani porn, when all it
is is
a picture of a blod being taken from behind, so you couldn't tell
who
it was?

I've been wondering what scam I could do without having to leave
the
house, and also one that is not too technical.

If you want my advice, and it's always good advice.

Sell whatever the hell you want to, if some idiot forks out money
then
it's their own fault

Exactly. Thanks Will.
I tried to form a cult following, but where I live is a total dead
town, the people there aren't interested in anything new.
So instead, I'm taking my business out to the world, but seriously, do
you think that I will get money from doing this?- Hide quoted text -

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I'm sure you could make some money from it, hell, they are people who
are willing to pay hundreds just for a tie, all you need to do is
convince people that what you are selling is the new big thing and
that everyone wants it.

Funny you say that, my teacher discouraged my idea of forming a cult
and said it would never work, but even he says that this is almost
definite to work, and that is weird coming from him as he is a kind of
person who doesn't believe that any other way of earning money apart
from a job will work.

I'm not particularly aiming to be a proper business man, but I think
that even if I sell an album of the sweet escape with a little
squiggle on should get me about £45. (If I say that Gwen signed it).
But you're right about saying that *everyone* wants it, because if
they think that, then they might be inclined to pay up quicker if they
think that the offer isn't on for much longer.

I'm also going to do something like sell a toilet seat and say that a
celeb sat on it.
I'm a little more dubious about that.

I might try out some cons in the real world. Maybe set up a stall on a
car boot sale and sell "autographed" things on there.
Old people are the easiest to con, (and I know that may sound evil),
but if you think about it, wtf are they gonna spend their money on?

I'd never hurt someone, or pickpocket them and force people to give me
money or take it without their consent, but if they are willing to
hand it over and they are that stupid, then fine, they've been
conned.

Do you use eBay then?- Hide quoted text -

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On 26 Jun, 16:15, Cyberhive <cyberh...@googlemail.com> wrote:

On Jun 26, 3:25 pm, William <onebig...@hotmail.com> wrote:

On 26 Jun, 08:22, Cyberhive <cyberh...@googlemail.com> wrote:

On Jun 25, 9:35 pm, William <onebig...@hotmail.com> wrote:

On 25 Jun, 14:36, Cyberhive <cyberh...@googlemail.com> wrote:

Could someone please tell me what the penalty would be for sell=

fake stuff on ebay in the uk?
I am planning on selling some "autographs" and stuff that celeb=

apparently used for a reasonably hefty amount, but of course, t=

not truth in them.

I have just got an old copy of Sgt. Peppers and scribbled what =

like Paul McCartney's signature on there.

Would I be in trouble if I got caught? Of course, they could not
exactly *prove* that a celeb didn't sell the merchandise and to=

that, I have always handled the goods, envelope and all necessa=

items with latex gloves, so I cannot be found out.

Also, could someone please tell me what is the punishment for s=

the Paris Hilton sex tape on ebay, but just something I downloa=

from LimeWire? Or what about some Gwen Stefani porn, when all i=

a picture of a blod being taken from behind, so you couldn't te=

it was?

I've been wondering what scam I could do without having to leav=

house, and also one that is not too technical.

If you want my advice, and it's always good advice.

Sell whatever the hell you want to, if some idiot forks out money=

it's their own fault

Exactly. Thanks Will.
I tried to form a cult following, but where I live is a total dead
town, the people there aren't interested in anything new.
So instead, I'm taking my business out to the world, but seriously,=

you think that I will get money from doing this?- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

I'm sure you could make some money from it, hell, they are people who
are willing to pay hundreds just for a tie, all you need to do is
convince people that what you are selling is the new big thing and
that everyone wants it.

Funny you say that, my teacher discouraged my idea of forming a cult
and said it would never work, but even he says that this is almost
definite to work, and that is weird coming from him as he is a kind of
person who doesn't believe that any other way of earning money apart
from a job will work.

I'm not particularly aiming to be a proper business man, but I think
that even if I sell an album of the sweet escape with a little
squiggle on should get me about =A345. (If I say that Gwen signed it).
But you're right about saying that *everyone* wants it, because if
they think that, then they might be inclined to pay up quicker if they
think that the offer isn't on for much longer.

I'm also going to do something like sell a toilet seat and say that a
celeb sat on it.
I'm a little more dubious about that.

I might try out some cons in the real world. Maybe set up a stall on a
car boot sale and sell "autographed" things on there.
Old people are the easiest to con, (and I know that may sound evil),
but if you think about it, wtf are they gonna spend their money on?

I'd never hurt someone, or pickpocket them and force people to give me
money or take it without their consent, but if they are willing to
hand it over and they are that stupid, then fine, they've been
conned.

Do you use eBay then?- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

You have some good ideas there, especially about old people, my line
of work is a legal form of conning people, I tell them what to spend
their money on and they pay me good money for it even if they lose
money on an investment.

I have bought a whole load of junk from eBay, guitars, drums, bikes,
surfboards and a pool table

On 26 Jun, 08:50, Cyberhive <cyberh...@googlemail.com> wrote:

On 26 Jun, 08:35, purpleveggie <mrianflem...@googlemail.com> wrote:

On 25 Jun, 17:12, Cyberhive <cyberh...@googlemail.com> wrote:

On 25 Jun, 16:49, purpleveggie <mrianflem...@googlemail.com> wrote:

On 25 Jun, 14:36, Cyberhive <cyberh...@googlemail.com> wrote:

Could someone please tell me what the penalty would be for selling
fake stuff on ebay in the uk?
I am planning on selling some "autographs" and stuff that celebs have
apparently used for a reasonably hefty amount, but of course, there is
not truth in them.

I have just got an old copy of Sgt. Peppers and scribbled what looks
like Paul McCartney's signature on there.

Would I be in trouble if I got caught? Of course, they could not
exactly *prove* that a celeb didn't sell the merchandise and to add to
that, I have always handled the goods, envelope and all necessary
items with latex gloves, so I cannot be found out.

Also, could someone please tell me what is the punishment for selling
the Paris Hilton sex tape on ebay, but just something I downloaded
from LimeWire? Or what about some Gwen Stefani porn, when all it is is
a picture of a blod being taken from behind, so you couldn't tell who
it was?

I've been wondering what scam I could do without having to leave the
house, and also one that is not too technical.

go for it...sounds like a wizard wheeze lol

btw...what is your user name so i can make a point of NOT bidding lol

Can't tell you what my username is because I don't want anybody
snitching (Especially since the whole world can see this post!).
Tell me what yours is, and if you find mine, then I'll tell you to go
somewhere else.- Hide quoted text -

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my ebay id is blindstupidanddesperate

I see, well that kind of seems like a real cliche if you were to buy
from me. Explains what the people who *want* autographs are :)- Hide quoted text -

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LOL blindstupidanddesperate is the name of the Watford Football Club
fanzine.

i have supported them since i was knee high to a grasshopper.