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Sociology > Depression |
| User: |
"%." |
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16 May 2005 07:11:37 PM |
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ON THE SUBJECT OF TECH SUPPORT |
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that
the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of
space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now
monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5
and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I cant
seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite
applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the
uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!
Thanks,
A Troubled User.
REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that some men may complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is
just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM
and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!! It is also impossible to
delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to
uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not
allow this. The Creator designed it in this manner.
Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-I recommend that you keep Wife
1.0 and work on improving or accepting the situation.I suggest installing
the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE. Because
ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system
will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife
1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0,cook it
1.5 and Do Bills 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs.
Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once
this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to
purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !
WARNING!!!
DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3.
This application is not supported by the original creator 1.0 and will cause
irreversible damage to the operating system.
Sincerely,
Tech Support
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: ON THE SUBJECT OF TECH SUPPORT |
16 May 2005 07:37:58 PM |
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Would there be a years worth of free software updates with "Yes, Dear",
or is that extra?
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| User: "%." |
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| Title: Re: ON THE SUBJECT OF TECH SUPPORT |
16 May 2005 07:40:50 PM |
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<dav.drw@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1116290278.304648.171470@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
Would there be a years worth of free software updates with "Yes, Dear",
or is that extra?
call your server and ask them ,
what do i look like the encarta program of world knowledge
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: ON THE SUBJECT OF TECH SUPPORT |
16 May 2005 07:43:09 PM |
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I don't have a business account, so I don't have tech support
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| User: "%." |
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| Title: Re: ON THE SUBJECT OF TECH SUPPORT |
16 May 2005 07:46:36 PM |
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<dav.drw@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1116290589.950273.41290@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
I don't have a business account, so I don't have tech support
and this is important to me because ...
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: ON THE SUBJECT OF TECH SUPPORT |
16 May 2005 07:55:29 PM |
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I don't think like that too much anymore
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