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"Teilhard Knight" |
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30 Aug 2005 01:37:44 AM |
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One joke for Neo and Nom de Plume |
This is one guy who called himself The Differential Operator. He ended in a
nut house and he amused himself going to the nuts and telling them: "I am
going to differentiate you" upon which the nuts ran as for their lives, some
shouting, but all in panic. Until one day he came across a new one and there
he goes with "I am going to differentiate you", and to his surprise the nut
just rose his shoulders and remained calm as a lamb. The "Differential
Operator" shouted his threat several times and this nut just commanded him
to shut up, said that he didn't mind. Then the threatener got very upset and
shouted: "why aren't you afraid of me?". The nut responded: "because I am
The Exponential Function, stupid"
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Teilhard Knight
The Extraterrestrial
I'm not fucked up................It's all in my mind.
Change "privacy" for "softhome" if you want to intrude my inbox
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| User: "Nom dePlume nomdeplume1000-at-yahoo.com" |
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30 Aug 2005 10:54:10 PM |
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Ka-ching! Good one!
Here's another side-splitter for the mathematically minded.
A physcicist, mathematician, and engineer went for a walk in the
country one day. They were all city-born and city-raised, and had
never seen any of the larger domestic animals. As they passed their
first sheep, a single, solitary black sheep, the engineer looked at
the black one and said, "Hey, that's funny. I didn't know sheep were
black!"
The physicist laughed. He thought that was very funny. "Don't be
ridiculous! You can't make sweeping generalizations like that! You
don't know that all sheep are black. You just know that this one sheep
is black!"
The mathematician snickered. "Now you're being ridiculous! All we
really know is that one side of that sheep is black!"
And the audience roars! [Hello? Hello? Anyone? Anyone?]
--
Nom dePlume, Ph.D.
Why, yes, in fact, I am a rocket scientist.
Guide to Medications for Mental Illness:
http://www.geocities.com/nomdeplume1000/
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"Teilhard Knight" <teilhk@privacy.net> wrote in message
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This is one guy who called himself The Differential Operator. He
ended in a
nut house and he amused himself going to the nuts and telling them:
"I am
going to differentiate you" upon which the nuts ran as for their
lives, some
shouting, but all in panic. Until one day he came across a new one
and there
he goes with "I am going to differentiate you", and to his surprise
the nut
just rose his shoulders and remained calm as a lamb. The
"Differential
Operator" shouted his threat several times and this nut just
commanded him
to shut up, said that he didn't mind. Then the threatener got very
upset and
shouted: "why aren't you afraid of me?". The nut responded: "because
I am
The Exponential Function, stupid"
--
Teilhard Knight
The Extraterrestrial
I'm not fucked up................It's all in my mind.
Change "privacy" for "softhome" if you want to intrude my inbox
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| User: "Teilhard Knight" |
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| Title: Re: One joke for Neo and Nom de Plume |
31 Aug 2005 04:53:08 AM |
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"Nom dePlume" <nomdeplume1000-at-yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:df39t701ceq@news3.newsguy.com...
Ka-ching! Good one!
Here's another side-splitter for the mathematically minded.
A physcicist, mathematician, and engineer went for a walk in the
country one day. They were all city-born and city-raised, and had
never seen any of the larger domestic animals. As they passed their
first sheep, a single, solitary black sheep, the engineer looked at
the black one and said, "Hey, that's funny. I didn't know sheep were
black!"
The physicist laughed. He thought that was very funny. "Don't be
ridiculous! You can't make sweeping generalizations like that! You
don't know that all sheep are black. You just know that this one sheep
is black!"
The mathematician snickered. "Now you're being ridiculous! All we
really know is that one side of that sheep is black!"
And the audience roars! [Hello? Hello? Anyone? Anyone?]
LOL. It is a good one.
--
Teilhard Knight
The Extraterrestrial
I'm not screwed up................It's all in my mind.
Change "privacy" for "softhome" if you want to intrude my inbox
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| User: "K-9" |
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| Title: Re: One joke for Neo and Nom de Plume |
31 Aug 2005 12:29:03 AM |
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On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 20:54:10 -0700, "Nom dePlume"
<nomdeplume1000-at-yahoo.com> scribed:
Ka-ching! Good one!
Here's another side-splitter for the mathematically minded.
A physcicist, mathematician, and engineer went for a walk in the
country one day. They were all city-born and city-raised, and had
never seen any of the larger domestic animals. As they passed their
first sheep, a single, solitary black sheep, the engineer looked at
the black one and said, "Hey, that's funny. I didn't know sheep were
black!"
The physicist laughed. He thought that was very funny. "Don't be
ridiculous! You can't make sweeping generalizations like that! You
don't know that all sheep are black. You just know that this one sheep
is black!"
The mathematician snickered. "Now you're being ridiculous! All we
really know is that one side of that sheep is black!"
And the audience roars! [Hello? Hello? Anyone? Anyone?]
LMSO
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| User: "Mad Season" |
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| Title: Re: One joke for Neo and Nom de Plume |
30 Aug 2005 11:38:17 PM |
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On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 20:54:10 -0700, "Nom dePlume"
<nomdeplume1000-at-yahoo.com> wrote:
Ka-ching! Good one!
Here's another side-splitter for the mathematically minded.
A physcicist, mathematician, and engineer went for a walk in the
country one day. They were all city-born and city-raised, and had
never seen any of the larger domestic animals. As they passed their
first sheep, a single, solitary black sheep, the engineer looked at
the black one and said, "Hey, that's funny. I didn't know sheep were
black!"
The physicist laughed. He thought that was very funny. "Don't be
ridiculous! You can't make sweeping generalizations like that! You
don't know that all sheep are black. You just know that this one sheep
is black!"
The mathematician snickered. "Now you're being ridiculous! All we
really know is that one side of that sheep is black!"
And the audience roars! [Hello? Hello? Anyone? Anyone?]
Math and Alcohol don't mix. Never drink and derive.
__
"I often have long conversations all by myself,
and I am so clever that sometimes I don't
understand a single word I am saying." ~ Oscar Wilde
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| User: "%" |
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30 Aug 2005 11:51:57 PM |
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"Mad Season" <mad_season@antartic.liquor.store.and.last.chance.saloon.com>
wrote in message news:20dah1dfcac6cfffjvc7minem4hq121nto@4ax.com...
On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 20:54:10 -0700, "Nom dePlume"
<nomdeplume1000-at-yahoo.com> wrote:
Ka-ching! Good one!
Here's another side-splitter for the mathematically minded.
A physcicist, mathematician, and engineer went for a walk in the
country one day. They were all city-born and city-raised, and had
never seen any of the larger domestic animals. As they passed their
first sheep, a single, solitary black sheep, the engineer looked at
the black one and said, "Hey, that's funny. I didn't know sheep were
black!"
The physicist laughed. He thought that was very funny. "Don't be
ridiculous! You can't make sweeping generalizations like that! You
don't know that all sheep are black. You just know that this one sheep
is black!"
The mathematician snickered. "Now you're being ridiculous! All we
really know is that one side of that sheep is black!"
And the audience roars! [Hello? Hello? Anyone? Anyone?]
Math and Alcohol don't mix. Never drink and derive.
__
"I often have long conversations all by myself,
and I am so clever that sometimes I don't
understand a single word I am saying." ~ Oscar Wilde
cut n paste
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| User: "neoholistic" |
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| Title: Re: One joke for Neo and Nom de Plume |
31 Aug 2005 05:08:06 AM |
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x-no-archive: yes
Nom dePlume wrote:
Ka-ching! Good one!
Here's another side-splitter for the mathematically minded.
A physcicist, mathematician, and engineer went for a walk in the
country one day. They were all city-born and city-raised, and had
never seen any of the larger domestic animals. As they passed their
first sheep, a single, solitary black sheep, the engineer looked at
the black one and said, "Hey, that's funny. I didn't know sheep were
black!"
The physicist laughed. He thought that was very funny. "Don't be
ridiculous! You can't make sweeping generalizations like that! You
don't know that all sheep are black. You just know that this one sheep
is black!"
The mathematician snickered. "Now you're being ridiculous! All we
really know is that one side of that sheep is black!"
And the audience roars! [Hello? Hello? Anyone? Anyone?]
Another oldie (but goodie).
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| User: "K-9" |
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30 Aug 2005 08:48:27 AM |
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On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 01:37:44 -0500, "Teilhard Knight"
<teilhk@privacy.net> scribed:
This is one guy who called himself The Differential Operator. He ended in a
nut house and he amused himself going to the nuts and telling them: "I am
going to differentiate you" upon which the nuts ran as for their lives, some
shouting, but all in panic. Until one day he came across a new one and there
he goes with "I am going to differentiate you", and to his surprise the nut
just rose his shoulders and remained calm as a lamb. The "Differential
Operator" shouted his threat several times and this nut just commanded him
to shut up, said that he didn't mind. Then the threatener got very upset and
shouted: "why aren't you afraid of me?". The nut responded: "because I am
The Exponential Function, stupid"
well it looks good on paper
i don know teilhard
not a gut buster
but it is not a joke for me clearly.
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| User: "wombn" |
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30 Aug 2005 03:53:07 AM |
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On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 01:37:44 -0500, "Teilhard Knight"
<teilhk@privacy.net> wrote:
This is one guy who called himself The Differential Operator. He ended in a
nut house and he amused himself going to the nuts and telling them: "I am
going to differentiate you" upon which the nuts ran as for their lives, some
shouting, but all in panic. Until one day he came across a new one and there
he goes with "I am going to differentiate you", and to his surprise the nut
just rose his shoulders and remained calm as a lamb. The "Differential
Operator" shouted his threat several times and this nut just commanded him
to shut up, said that he didn't mind. Then the threatener got very upset and
shouted: "why aren't you afraid of me?". The nut responded: "because I am
The Exponential Function, stupid"
HAHA!
(sent it to my dad)
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"Crap is the next great evolution after art" - Cyberdroog
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| User: "Teilhard Knight" |
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30 Aug 2005 07:17:35 AM |
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"wombn" <wombnhearmeroar@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:bj78h15a1sqktdhfa1epb0b4bku618rij9@4ax.com...
On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 01:37:44 -0500, "Teilhard Knight"
<teilhk@privacy.net> wrote:
This is one guy who called himself The Differential Operator. He ended in
a
nut house and he amused himself going to the nuts and telling them: "I am
going to differentiate you" upon which the nuts ran as for their lives,
some
shouting, but all in panic. Until one day he came across a new one and
there
he goes with "I am going to differentiate you", and to his surprise the
nut
just rose his shoulders and remained calm as a lamb. The "Differential
Operator" shouted his threat several times and this nut just commanded him
to shut up, said that he didn't mind. Then the threatener got very upset
and
shouted: "why aren't you afraid of me?". The nut responded: "because I am
The Exponential Function, stupid"
HAHA!
(sent it to my dad)
Glad you liked it. Hope your dad likes it too. Is your dad an engineer like
you?
--
Teilhard Knight
The Extraterrestrial
I'm not fucked up................It's all in my mind.
Change "privacy" for "softhome" if you want to intrude my inbox
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| User: "wombn" |
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30 Aug 2005 01:55:04 PM |
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On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 07:17:35 -0500, "Teilhard Knight"
<teilhk@privacy.net> wrote:
"wombn" <wombnhearmeroar@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:bj78h15a1sqktdhfa1epb0b4bku618rij9@4ax.com...
On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 01:37:44 -0500, "Teilhard Knight"
<teilhk@privacy.net> wrote:
This is one guy who called himself The Differential Operator. He ended in
a
nut house and he amused himself going to the nuts and telling them: "I am
going to differentiate you" upon which the nuts ran as for their lives,
some
shouting, but all in panic. Until one day he came across a new one and
there
he goes with "I am going to differentiate you", and to his surprise the
nut
just rose his shoulders and remained calm as a lamb. The "Differential
Operator" shouted his threat several times and this nut just commanded him
to shut up, said that he didn't mind. Then the threatener got very upset
and
shouted: "why aren't you afraid of me?". The nut responded: "because I am
The Exponential Function, stupid"
HAHA!
(sent it to my dad)
Glad you liked it. Hope your dad likes it too. Is your dad an engineer like
you?
oh, I'm not an engineer! not even close! was an in-house accounting
programmer.
Dad was a geologist and then a tech writer (translating the
engineer-speak to normal english for the guys who built the stuff) for
the space then quality control for the space program, then ran a
mobile home park out in the middle of nowhere. His older brother OTOH
is a phd in math. And his younger brother was a math teacher. And my
brother is on the verge of becoming a math teacher as well.
I've taken math as far as calculus 3 and a bit of linear algebra, but
still can't add 7 + 8 without using my fingers. Hence my interest in
computer programming--make the computer do the damn work for me! :-D
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"Crap is the next great evolution after art" - Cyberdroog
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| User: "Teilhard Knight" |
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30 Aug 2005 03:18:40 PM |
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"wombn" <wombnhearmeroar@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:tea9h1h328nkq505irvgqjm8jpbbsv8vie@4ax.com...
On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 07:17:35 -0500, "Teilhard Knight"
<teilhk@privacy.net> wrote:
"wombn" <wombnhearmeroar@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:bj78h15a1sqktdhfa1epb0b4bku618rij9@4ax.com...
On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 01:37:44 -0500, "Teilhard Knight"
<teilhk@privacy.net> wrote:
This is one guy who called himself The Differential Operator. He ended
in
a
nut house and he amused himself going to the nuts and telling them: "I
am
going to differentiate you" upon which the nuts ran as for their lives,
some
shouting, but all in panic. Until one day he came across a new one and
there
he goes with "I am going to differentiate you", and to his surprise the
nut
just rose his shoulders and remained calm as a lamb. The "Differential
Operator" shouted his threat several times and this nut just commanded
him
to shut up, said that he didn't mind. Then the threatener got very upset
and
shouted: "why aren't you afraid of me?". The nut responded: "because I
am
The Exponential Function, stupid"
HAHA!
(sent it to my dad)
Glad you liked it. Hope your dad likes it too. Is your dad an engineer
like
you?
oh, I'm not an engineer! not even close! was an in-house accounting
programmer.
Dad was a geologist and then a tech writer (translating the
engineer-speak to normal english for the guys who built the stuff) for
the space then quality control for the space program, then ran a
mobile home park out in the middle of nowhere. His older brother OTOH
is a phd in math. And his younger brother was a math teacher. And my
brother is on the verge of becoming a math teacher as well.
I've taken math as far as calculus 3 and a bit of linear algebra, but
still can't add 7 + 8 without using my fingers. Hence my interest in
computer programming--make the computer do the damn work for me! :-D
Your family is full of Mathematicians, then, and your father being a
Geologist must have known a lot of Maths. I know now why you choose your
field in the world of computers. Congratulations to all of you who put your
brains at work,
--
Teilhard Knight
The Extraterrestrial
I'm not fucked up................It's all in my mind.
Change "privacy" for "softhome" if you want to intrude my inbox
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| User: "wombn" |
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30 Aug 2005 03:35:35 PM |
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On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 15:18:40 -0500, "Teilhard Knight"
<teilhk@privacy.net> wrote:
Your family is full of Mathematicians, then, and your father being a
Geologist must have known a lot of Maths. I know now why you choose your
field in the world of computers. Congratulations to all of you who put your
brains at work,
too bad it won't make us rich! :-)
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"Crap is the next great evolution after art" - Cyberdroog
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| User: "Teilhard Knight" |
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30 Aug 2005 03:55:29 PM |
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"wombn" <wombnhearmeroar@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:gog9h15r0pvethf5fin437gh18rqko10fh@4ax.com...
On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 15:18:40 -0500, "Teilhard Knight"
<teilhk@privacy.net> wrote:
Your family is full of Mathematicians, then, and your father being a
Geologist must have known a lot of Maths. I know now why you choose your
field in the world of computers. Congratulations to all of you who put
your
brains at work,
too bad it won't make us rich! :-)
You never grow rich when you are an honest person. You have to be a cunning
thief in order to get welthy.
--
Teilhard Knight
The Extraterrestrial
I'm not screwed up................It's all in my mind.
Change "privacy" for "softhome" if you want to intrude my inbox
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| User: "Nom dePlume nomdeplume1000-at-yahoo.com" |
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30 Aug 2005 10:55:02 PM |
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"Teilhard Knight" <teilhk@privacy.net> wrote in message
news:3nk01iF1sofjU1@individual.net...
"wombn" <wombnhearmeroar@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:gog9h15r0pvethf5fin437gh18rqko10fh@4ax.com...
On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 15:18:40 -0500, "Teilhard Knight"
<teilhk@privacy.net> wrote:
Your family is full of Mathematicians, then, and your father being
a
Geologist must have known a lot of Maths. I know now why you
choose your
field in the world of computers. Congratulations to all of you who
put
your
brains at work,
too bad it won't make us rich! :-)
You never grow rich when you are an honest person. You have to be a
cunning
thief in order to get welthy.
Mastery of languages will stand you better over time. Women especially
appreciate a cunning linguist.
--
Nom dePlume, Ph.D.
Why, yes, in fact, I am a rocket scientist.
Guide to Medications for Mental Illness:
http://www.geocities.com/nomdeplume1000/
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| User: "Mad Season" |
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30 Aug 2005 11:36:11 PM |
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On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 20:55:02 -0700, "Nom dePlume"
<nomdeplume1000-at-yahoo.com> wrote:
Mastery of languages will stand you better over time. Women especially
appreciate a cunning linguist.
<Scottish Highland Accent>
Yer Naughty
</Scottish Highland Accent>
too funny mr. pen name :)
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"I often have long conversations all by myself,
and I am so clever that sometimes I don't
understand a single word I am saying." ~ Oscar Wilde
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| User: "neoholistic" |
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| Title: Re: One joke for Neo and Nom de Plume |
31 Aug 2005 05:09:02 AM |
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x-no-archive: yes
Nom dePlume wrote:
"Teilhard Knight" <teilhk@privacy.net> wrote in message
news:3nk01iF1sofjU1@individual.net...
"wombn" <wombnhearmeroar@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:gog9h15r0pvethf5fin437gh18rqko10fh@4ax.com...
On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 15:18:40 -0500, "Teilhard Knight"
<teilhk@privacy.net> wrote:
Your family is full of Mathematicians, then, and your father being
a
Geologist must have known a lot of Maths. I know now why you
choose your
field in the world of computers. Congratulations to all of you who
put
your
brains at work,
too bad it won't make us rich! :-)
You never grow rich when you are an honest person. You have to be a
cunning
thief in order to get welthy.
Mastery of languages will stand you better over time. Women especially
appreciate a cunning linguist.
Unless she's better at it than you (been there).
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| User: "wombn" |
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30 Aug 2005 06:30:36 PM |
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On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 15:55:29 -0500, "Teilhard Knight"
<teilhk@privacy.net> wrote:
"wombn" <wombnhearmeroar@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:gog9h15r0pvethf5fin437gh18rqko10fh@4ax.com...
On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 15:18:40 -0500, "Teilhard Knight"
<teilhk@privacy.net> wrote:
Your family is full of Mathematicians, then, and your father being a
Geologist must have known a lot of Maths. I know now why you choose your
field in the world of computers. Congratulations to all of you who put
your
brains at work,
too bad it won't make us rich! :-)
You never grow rich when you are an honest person. You have to be a cunning
thief in order to get welthy.
well, that leaves me out. I'm too.... naive? to be cunning. I watch
these law & order type shows and wonder how on earth people think of
all those things to do.
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"Crap is the next great evolution after art" - Cyberdroog
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| User: "Tim Kett" |
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30 Aug 2005 12:40:17 PM |
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Wut N Tarnation!!! Duz this hav sumthin ta do with mathe?
Teilhard Knight <teilhk@privacy.net> wrote in article
<3nid5pF1l7c9U1@individual.net>...
This is one guy who called himself The Differential Operator. He ended in
a
nut house and he amused himself going to the nuts and telling them: "I am
going to differentiate you" upon which the nuts ran as for their lives,
some
shouting, but all in panic. Until one day he came across a new one and
there
he goes with "I am going to differentiate you", and to his surprise the
nut
just rose his shoulders and remained calm as a lamb. The "Differential
Operator" shouted his threat several times and this nut just commanded
him
to shut up, said that he didn't mind. Then the threatener got very upset
and
shouted: "why aren't you afraid of me?". The nut responded: "because I am
The Exponential Function, stupid"
--
Teilhard Knight
The Extraterrestrial
I'm not fucked up................It's all in my mind.
Change "privacy" for "softhome" if you want to intrude my inbox
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| User: "neoholistic" |
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30 Aug 2005 11:04:42 AM |
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Teilhard Knight wrote:
This is one guy who called himself The Differential Operator. He ended in a
nut house and he amused himself going to the nuts and telling them: "I am
going to differentiate you" upon which the nuts ran as for their lives, some
shouting, but all in panic. Until one day he came across a new one and there
he goes with "I am going to differentiate you", and to his surprise the nut
just rose his shoulders and remained calm as a lamb. The "Differential
Operator" shouted his threat several times and this nut just commanded him
to shut up, said that he didn't mind. Then the threatener got very upset and
shouted: "why aren't you afraid of me?". The nut responded: "because I am
The Exponential Function, stupid"
Heh. That's an oldie.
This is a simpler one, understandable for high school students:
We are in a function party, and sin(x) is dancing with cos(x). sin(x)
notices exp(x) sitting by herself all bored, so she approaches her and
says: "Hey you, why are you there alone? Come to dance, join the others,
integrate!", to what exp(x) replies: "Bah, what for? It won't make a
difference."
Ha-ha.
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30 Aug 2005 11:09:57 AM |
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neoholistic wrote:
"Bah, what for? It won't make a
difference."
(Save a constant, of course; but that doesn't really make a difference,
does it?)
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