| Topic: |
Sociology > Depression |
| User: |
"Alan Harding" |
| Date: |
21 Jun 2005 01:09:55 PM |
| Object: |
One of those sets. |
What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?
Close the door.
When do you care for a man's company?
When he owns it.
Why do men get married?
So they don't have to hold their stomachs in anymore.
How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.
Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?
So they can find their way back to the house.
What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brain power?
A widower
Why did Moses wander the desert for 40 years?
He wouldn't ask for directions.
--
The opinions given above may be mine. They might also
just be what I feel like saying right now, okay?
.
|
|
|
Related Articles |
|
|
