someone offered me a chocolate ,
being diabetic I had to ask , is it sugar free ,
they said no but if your test shows a low blood sugar ,
you could maybe eat it anyway so I did because I got a low reading ,
five minutes later I got cancer so bad I farted for a week until ,
my cheeks looked like a peach and my corn hole was bread ,
but I lived just to tell others ,
that what I believe is karma is the only true karma ,
and no matter how fat I blimp out I will still have ,
excuses to justify my waste of skin
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