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"Charles" |
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06 Nov 2004 09:59:20 PM |
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OT - Joke of Sorts. |
A man fell into an upholstery machine.
He's completely recovered now.
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- Charles
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| User: "Noon Cat Nick" |
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| Title: Re: OT - Joke of Sorts. |
06 Nov 2004 10:02:24 PM |
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Charles wrote:
A man fell into an upholstery machine.
He's completely recovered now.
Probably the same guy who worked as a lens grinder at Pearle Vision
Center and ended up making a spectacle of himself.
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| User: "wombn" |
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| Title: Re: OT - Joke of Sorts. |
06 Nov 2004 11:27:04 PM |
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On Sun, 07 Nov 2004 04:02:24 GMT, Noon Cat Nick
<chatdemidiSPAMBEGONE@catlover.com> wrote:
Charles wrote:
A man fell into an upholstery machine.
He's completely recovered now.
Probably the same guy who worked as a lens grinder at Pearle Vision
Center and ended up making a spectacle of himself.
groans for both o' ya!
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If laughter is the best medicine,
then kittens should be covered by our health insurance. :-)
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| User: "Noon Cat Nick" |
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| Title: Re: OT - Joke of Sorts. |
07 Nov 2004 01:09:08 AM |
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wombn wrote:
On Sun, 07 Nov 2004 04:02:24 GMT, Noon Cat Nick
<chatdemidiSPAMBEGONE@catlover.com> wrote:
Charles wrote:
A man fell into an upholstery machine.
He's completely recovered now.
Probably the same guy who worked as a lens grinder at Pearle Vision
Center and ended up making a spectacle of himself.
groans for both o' ya!
High praise, indeed.
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| User: "Sam Hill" |
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| Title: Re: OT - Joke of Sorts. |
07 Nov 2004 01:19:10 AM |
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Is he related to the guy who fell off a tractor.
He's in traction now.
Sam Hill
"Charles" <ckraft@SPAMTRAPwest.net> wrote in message
news:877ro0de008svs0ldepj6gjggr53g3tchk@4ax.com...
A man fell into an upholstery machine.
He's completely recovered now.
--
- Charles
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-does not play well with others
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| User: "Sam Hill" |
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07 Nov 2004 01:20:44 AM |
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Is that the same guy that had a heart attack on the off ramp?
He had a triple bypass.
Sam Hill
"Charles" <ckraft@SPAMTRAPwest.net> wrote in message
news:877ro0de008svs0ldepj6gjggr53g3tchk@4ax.com...
A man fell into an upholstery machine.
He's completely recovered now.
--
- Charles
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-does not play well with others
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| User: "Sam Hill" |
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| Title: Re: OT - Joke of Sorts. |
07 Nov 2004 01:26:11 AM |
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Then they suspected this fearful gentleman had a brain tumor.
They would have a diagnosis, but he was to ***** to have CAT scan?
Sam Hill
"Charles" <ckraft@SPAMTRAPwest.net> wrote in message
news:877ro0de008svs0ldepj6gjggr53g3tchk@4ax.com...
A man fell into an upholstery machine.
He's completely recovered now.
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- Charles
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-does not play well with others
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| User: "Sam Hill" |
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| Title: Re: OT - Joke of Sorts. |
07 Nov 2004 01:41:31 AM |
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This man was deaf in one ear and blind in the other eye.
His friend is alway harping about politics. He doesn't get a thing about
politics, so to go along he says, "I see that.", "I hear you."
The friend gets pissed, "You always say, I hear you, I see that. Why? You
only got one good ear and one good eye."
He says, "Most the time I only hear half of what your saying, and we don't
see things eye to eye either."
Sam Hill
"Charles" <ckraft@SPAMTRAPwest.net> wrote in message
news:877ro0de008svs0ldepj6gjggr53g3tchk@4ax.com...
A man fell into an upholstery machine.
He's completely recovered now.
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- Charles
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-does not play well with others
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| User: "Sam Hill" |
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07 Nov 2004 01:31:49 AM |
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This young man had a spinal injury at a tire store.
For the rest of his life, he'll be in a wheel chair.
Sam Hill
"Charles" <ckraft@SPAMTRAPwest.net> wrote in message
news:877ro0de008svs0ldepj6gjggr53g3tchk@4ax.com...
A man fell into an upholstery machine.
He's completely recovered now.
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- Charles
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-does not play well with others
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| User: "Sam Hill" |
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07 Nov 2004 02:17:18 AM |
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Two depressed people sitting on the park bench in the rain with umbrellas.
"Hello, how are you?"
"I'm Fine, and you?"
"Doing better, nice day?", looking at the sky.
"Ya nice day. Weathers been great?"
"Ya, weather is marvelous."
"Is that pigeon bread?"
"Ya, birds."
"Where's the pigeons today?"
"Out."
"This bread is moldy, can't be good for birds?"
"No, not good."
"Fall is here, leaves falling."
"Ya, fall."
"Holidays coming."
"Ya, holidays."
"New Year?"
"Ya, New Year."
"Well , bye and nice talking."
"Bye, likewise."
"Can I ask you a question?"
"What?"
"Why are you sitting out here on a park bench, with moldy bread, no birds,
in the rain under an umbrella on a lousy day like this?"
"Same reason as you, Pal."
Sam Hill
"Charles" <ckraft@SPAMTRAPwest.net> wrote in message
news:877ro0de008svs0ldepj6gjggr53g3tchk@4ax.com...
A man fell into an upholstery machine.
He's completely recovered now.
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- Charles
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-does not play well with others
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| User: "=^.^=" |
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07 Nov 2004 04:38:29 AM |
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On Sun, 07 Nov 2004 08:17:18 GMT, "Sam Hill" <donotwrite@ever.com>
wrote:
Two depressed people sitting on the park bench in the rain with =
umbrellas.
"Hello, how are you?"
"I'm Fine, and you?"
"Doing better, nice day?", looking at the sky.
"Ya nice day. Weathers been great?"
"Ya, weather is marvelous."
"Is that pigeon bread?"
"Ya, birds."
"Where's the pigeons today?"
"Out."
"This bread is moldy, can't be good for birds?"
"No, not good."
"Fall is here, leaves falling."
"Ya, fall."
"Holidays coming."
"Ya, holidays."
"New Year?"
"Ya, New Year."
"Well , bye and nice talking."
"Bye, likewise."
"Can I ask you a question?"
"What?"
"Why are you sitting out here on a park bench, with moldy bread, no =
birds,=20
in the rain under an umbrella on a lousy day like this?"
"Same reason as you, Pal."
fool. they are both on heavy doses of Haldol and lithium!
and there is a caretaker somewheres, aware of them...
the caretaker may be on drugs, too
I know, after being me, I'd hafta-be
no psychotogens right now tho...
benzos will do. speed would either *****
me off or cause intense melancholia...
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| User: "sni" |
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| Title: Re: OT - Joke of Sorts. |
07 Nov 2004 09:46:00 AM |
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i really think someone should head straight to their room and think about what
has been posted here
and just forget about supper!!
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| User: "% surfs@uniserve" |
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07 Nov 2004 09:49:58 AM |
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"sni" <sstarbune@wmconnect.com.edu> wrote in message
news:20041107104600.06264.00000169@mb-m18.wmconnect.com...
i really think someone should head straight to their room and think about
what
has been posted here
and just forget about supper!!
ok , but who are you
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| User: "Noon Cat Nick" |
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07 Nov 2004 02:58:13 AM |
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Sam Hill wrote:
<snipworthy material>
http://www.livinggoldpress.com/samhill.htm
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| User: "Alan Harding" |
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| Title: Re: OT - Joke of Sorts. |
09 Nov 2004 12:59:53 AM |
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In message <418DE3A6.ADD702F1@catlover.com>, Noon Cat Nick
<chatdemidiSPAMBEGONE@catlover.com> writes
Sam Hill wrote:
<snipworthy material>
http://www.livinggoldpress.com/samhill.htm
He sounds an interesting chap, and enterprising. It's hard to imagine
philanthropy doing something that big these days.
The top 100 companies here averaged less than 1% of income as charity
donations. Bearing in mind their combined income, if a low proportion,
it's a lot of money, but not enough for a major project like that.
I wonder what the equivalent to the Pacific Highway would be today.
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The opinions given above may be mine. They might also
just be what I feel like saying right now, okay?
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