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Sociology > Depression |
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"Joe User" |
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27 Jul 2005 03:32:40 AM |
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OT: Ohio girls are easy |
Here I am drunk again at 4 in the AM and I had a Tuesday night shindig
for no other reason than it was Tuesday and it seemed like a good reason
to have the guys over for drinks, BBQ, and Fight Club. Anyway, we get
to talking, basically just shooting the *****, when I realize that every
single woman I've ever dated from Ohio gave it up on the first date. Me
and a couple of my buds start comparing notes and we figure out that
between us, all of us have had the same experience with women from Ohio.
They all gave it up on the very first date. It makes me wonder if all
women from Ohio are easy or did we just happen to luck out? Anyone out
there with similar experiences? I dont usually kiss and tell, but I'm
drunk and I could start naming names.
Joe
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| User: "Mad Season" |
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| Title: Re: Ohio girls are easy |
27 Jul 2005 07:16:27 PM |
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"Joe User" <any@example.net> wrote in message
news:Y2l0.89a8546ab0019c094e683754e7708980@1122453160.nulluser.com...
Here I am drunk again at 4 in the AM and I had a Tuesday night shindig
for no other reason than it was Tuesday and it seemed like a good reason
to have the guys over for drinks, BBQ, and Fight Club. Anyway, we get
to talking, basically just shooting the *****, when I realize that every
single woman I've ever dated from Ohio gave it up on the first date. Me
and a couple of my buds start comparing notes and we figure out that
between us, all of us have had the same experience with women from Ohio.
They all gave it up on the very first date. It makes me wonder if all
women from Ohio are easy or did we just happen to luck out? Anyone out
there with similar experiences? I dont usually kiss and tell, but I'm
drunk and I could start naming names.
Joe
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of
falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the
ground that aren't as good, but easy....... The
apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality,
they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the
one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Now Men...
Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to
stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have
dinner with.
Doesn't that just warm your heart...
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| User: "Gayle" |
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| Title: Re: Ohio girls are easy |
27 Jul 2005 08:15:49 PM |
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Mad Season wrote:
Doesn't that just warm your heart...
It was pretty funny, too.
Gayle
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| User: "%" |
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| Title: Re: Ohio girls are easy |
27 Jul 2005 08:18:17 PM |
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"Gayle" <gayleco@rcn.com> wrote in message
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Mad Season wrote:
Doesn't that just warm your heart...
It was pretty funny, too.
Gayle
I've been to Cleveland
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| User: "Tim Kett" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Ohio girls are easy |
27 Jul 2005 11:46:36 PM |
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Joe User wrote:
Here I am drunk again at 4 in the AM and I had a Tuesday night shindig
for no other reason than it was Tuesday and it seemed like a good reason
to have the guys over for drinks, BBQ, and Fight Club. Anyway, we get
to talking, basically just shooting the *****, when I realize that every
single woman I've ever dated from Ohio gave it up on the first date. Me
and a couple of my buds start comparing notes and we figure out that
between us, all of us have had the same experience with women from Ohio.
They all gave it up on the very first date. It makes me wonder if all
women from Ohio are easy or did we just happen to luck out? Anyone out
there with similar experiences? I dont usually kiss and tell, but I'm
drunk and I could start naming names.
Joe
They arent easy. I didnt want to swim in ones pool, just pee in it, and
she wouldnt let me!
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| User: "gravity" |
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| Title: Re: Ohio girls are easy |
27 Jul 2005 09:27:03 PM |
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i went up to Ohio one time and noticed how pretty the women are. of course,
i was within a few miles of a state university. perhaps that accounts for
it.
if the winters weren't so cold, i would consider living there.
m.
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