"Mad Season" <nono@yesyes.com> wrote in message
news:KbmdnQIZftLCMXrfRVn-jA@whidbeytel.com...
1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:
i'm too busy doing it to name it
2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've
both
shared.
right
3. You time your orgasm so that:
it doesn't happen at the same time as the second one
4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
fun
5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:
out of the question
6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in weight in the
last month. You tell her that it is:
hooter manipulation
7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
i don't think about men much
8. Foreplay is to sex as:
out of the questoion
9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself
saying at the end of a relationship?
if its ended why am i saying anything
10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
can close her eyes
If you answered "A" more than 7 times,check your pants to make sure you
really are a man.
If you ans wered "B" more than 7 times,
check into therapy, you're still a little confused.
If you answered "C" more than 7 times... YOU DA MAN!
.