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Topic: Sociology > Depression
User: "Mad Season"
Date: 27 Jul 2005 10:46:38 AM
Object: OT the MAN test
1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:
a) lovemaking
b) screwing
c) the pigskin bus pulling into tuna town
2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both
shared:
a) your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship
b) your blood-test results
c) five tequila slammers
3. You time your orgasm so that:
a) your partner climaxes first
b) you both climax simultaneously
c) you don't miss SportsCenter
4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
a) healthy, creative love-play
b) not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would ever agree to
c) not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need ever find out about
5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:
a) the best part of the experience
b) the second best part of the experience
c) $100.00 extra
6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in weight in the
last month. You tell her that it is:
a) no concern of yours
b) not a problem
c) a conservative estimate
7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
a) a myth
b) a oxymoron
c) gay
8. Foreplay is to sex as:
a) appetizer is to entree
b) primer is to paint
c) a line is to an amusement park ride
9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself
saying at the end of a relationship?
a) "I hope we can still be friends."
b) "I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep."
c) "Welcome to Dumpsville, population, YOU"
10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
a) probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of
intimacy
b) is uptight and a waste of time
c) shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place
If you answered "A" more than 7 times,check your pants to make sure you
really are a man.
If you ans wered "B" more than 7 times,
check into therapy, you're still a little confused.
If you answered "C" more than 7 times... YOU DA MAN!
.

User: "%"

Title: Re: OT the MAN test 27 Jul 2005 11:27:01 AM
"Mad Season" <nono@yesyes.com> wrote in message
news:KbmdnQIZftLCMXrfRVn-jA@whidbeytel.com...

1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:

i'm too busy doing it to name it


2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've

both

shared.

right


3. You time your orgasm so that:

it doesn't happen at the same time as the second one


4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:

fun


5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:

out of the question


6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in weight in the
last month. You tell her that it is:

hooter manipulation


7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:

i don't think about men much


8. Foreplay is to sex as:

out of the questoion

9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself
saying at the end of a relationship?

if its ended why am i saying anything
10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:

can close her eyes


If you answered "A" more than 7 times,check your pants to make sure you
really are a man.

If you ans wered "B" more than 7 times,
check into therapy, you're still a little confused.

If you answered "C" more than 7 times... YOU DA MAN!







.


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