I sat in the car in the car park for an hour before going into Tescos
and buying a Pizza on the way back from the psychiatrist.
Some twat had parked sprawled across the white lines in the bays in
front of me. They didn't come for their car in all that time. I wanted
my laptop and a printer to print their entry into the Shittest Driver of
All Time Competition to put under their wiperblade.
I just couldn't get out of the car.
It was still there when I got back in the car.
I need to cook the pizza.
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The opinions given above may be mine. They might also
just be what I feel like saying right now, okay?
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| User: "lisa in mass." |
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| Title: Re: Pizza |
19 Apr 2007 03:26:57 PM |
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Alan Harding wrote...
I sat in the car in the car park for an hour before going
into Tescos and buying a Pizza on the way back from the
psychiatrist.
Some twat had parked sprawled across the white lines in the
bays in front of me. They didn't come for their car in all
that time. I wanted my laptop and a printer to print their
entry into the Shittest Driver of All Time Competition to
put under their wiperblade.
I just couldn't get out of the car.
It was still there when I got back in the car.
I need to cook the pizza.
How did your appointment go?
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| User: "Alan Harding" |
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| Title: Re: Pizza |
19 Apr 2007 04:19:41 PM |
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In message <Xns9917A74F750F7mccatsjavanetcom@130.133.1.4>, lisa in mass.
<mccats@rcn.com> writes
Alan Harding wrote...
I sat in the car in the car park for an hour before going
into Tescos and buying a Pizza on the way back from the
psychiatrist.
Some twat had parked sprawled across the white lines in the
bays in front of me. They didn't come for their car in all
that time. I wanted my laptop and a printer to print their
entry into the Shittest Driver of All Time Competition to
put under their wiperblade.
I just couldn't get out of the car.
It was still there when I got back in the car.
I need to cook the pizza.
How did your appointment go?
Okay, I think. I'm cutting down on the topiramate for a week - I suspect
that's the problem. If goes okay, and he expects no problems, stop
taking it. Cut the amisulpride back to the ordinary (non panic) level.
Keep submitting the manuscript to the agent when I can muster the nerve.
No comment on the hair this time. I did tell him off for asking me how I
felt in myself. I hate it when doctors ask that. See him again in a
month or six weeks.
I forgot to ask what I'm supposed to do when I'm feeling suicidal. I
should have taken my wife with me. She's been better at worrying about
me than I am while I've been bad.
--
The opinions given above may be mine. They might also
just be what I feel like saying right now, okay?
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| User: "Zardos" |
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| Title: Re: Pizza |
19 Apr 2007 04:32:57 PM |
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On 19 Apr, 21:00, Alan Harding <A...@harding.demon.co.uk> wrote:
Some chick had parked sprawled across the white lines in the bays in
front of me. They didn't come for their car in all that time. I wanted
my laptop and a printer to print their entry into the Shittest Driver of
All Time Competition to put under their wiperblade.
glad i didn't say that !
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| User: "Franz Bestuchev" |
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| Title: Re: Pizza |
19 Apr 2007 07:04:50 PM |
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On 4/19/2007 2:00 PM, Alan Harding was all like:
I sat in the car in the car park for an hour before going into Tescos
and buying a Pizza on the way back from the psychiatrist.
Some twat had parked sprawled across the white lines in the bays in
front of me. They didn't come for their car in all that time. I wanted
my laptop and a printer to print their entry into the Shittest Driver of
All Time Competition to put under their wiperblade.
I just couldn't get out of the car.
It was still there when I got back in the car.
I need to cook the pizza.
Why don't you pre print those forms?
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| User: "the_dawggie" |
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| Title: Re: Pizza |
19 Apr 2007 07:18:29 PM |
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On Apr 20, 6:00 am, Alan Harding <A...@harding.demon.co.uk> wrote:
I sat in the car in the car park for an hour before going into Tescos
and buying a Pizza on the way back from the psychiatrist.
Some twat had parked sprawled across the white lines in the bays in
front of me. They didn't come for their car in all that time. I wanted
my laptop and a printer to print their entry into the Shittest Driver of
All Time Competition to put under their wiperblade.
I just couldn't get out of the car.
It was still there when I got back in the car.
I need to cook the pizza.
It's really funny you show mention that, just recently from
another newsgroup...
And its not just confined to driveways, Mum's next-door neighbour owned a
toyota hilux with a big block chev conversion, the high lift kit etc.
He was parked outside a local Pizza place one evening when some twat in an 80
series landcruiser double parks in front of him just as he is about to leave. he
sticks his head out the window and gives the other driver a polite "hoy" to
let him know he is leaving, this bloke just looks at him and says he will
only be a minute as he is just running in to pick up a pizza, my mate
politely says move it or I will move it for you, the twat looks down his nose
at the Hilux and sniffs "in THAT", his only reply was the sound of a big
block V8 starting up and low range being selected, a couple of big revs later
he is in the car and drives almost the full block away and finds another park.
Thing is, Mums neighbour has a loose screw or two and probably would have
pushed it all the way across the road if this guy didn't move :-) maybe he
saw that and decided discretion is the wise move.
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