Funny stuff, Jernau. I think you missed your calling!!!
:)
u2b
"Jernau Gurgeh" <jernaugurgeh@mind.snuh> wrote in message
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Jeff wrote on 18 Nov 2003 in alt.support.depression
Hello. I am writing a new book which will answer the most frequently
asked questions about depression.
Much better than writing an old book.
I am hoping you can respond with your questions and comments regarding
depression.
But, but, isn't that in the book already? How odd.
Okay then, the FAQ about depression:
-How do I get it? And can I pay by credit card?
-Do you ship overseas?
-Does it come with batteries?
-Can I use any old lube with it?
-I want to upgrade my depression to a newer version, do I have to
uninstall
the old one first?
-Can I just snap out of it?
-Is it compatible with my other disorders?
-If my pets don't like it, do I get my money back?
-Are there perchance any ng's devoted to the subject?
-I've lost my depression, is it GPS enabled?
-Can I take my depression abroad?
-Just the other day I saw five consecutive posts with a FAQ in this ng.
There is an awful lot of text there, is it okay if I just skip it?
Thank you for your input. I appreciate you.
Thanks, I am starting to appreciate myself as well nowadays, but that has
taken a long time.
And it's no problem, just mention my name on the cover of your book and it
will sell like crispy fried depression with mustard and extra onions on
the
side.
Jernau
www.penguinsagainstdepression.com
--
A penguin a day
Keeps depression at bay
.