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Sociology > Depression |
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"%" |
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07 Sep 2007 10:24:16 AM |
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POOR JOE ( WARNING LANGUAGE ) |
Hell Of A Headache...
The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The
bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare
condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the
pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the
pressure is to remove the testicles."
Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live
for. He couldn't concentrate long enough to answer, but decided he had
no choice but to go under the knife.
When he left the hospital he was without a headache for the first time
in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of
himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a
different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He
saw a men's clothing store & thought, "That's what I need - a new suit."
He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The
elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see ... size 44 long."
Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60
years!" Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly.
As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a
new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." The salesman
eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeve & 16-1/2 neck." Again, Joe was
surprised, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60
years!"
Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. As Joe adjusted the collar
in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about new shoes?" Joe was on a
roll and said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Joe's feet and said, "Let's see
.... 9-1/2 E." Joe was astonished, "That's right, how did you know?"
"Been in the business 60 years!"
Joe tried on the shoes and they fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably
around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?"
Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure." The salesman stepped back,
eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's see... size 36."
Joe laughed. "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years
old." The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34
underwear would press your testicles up against the base of your spine
and give you one hell of a headache.
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| User: "humble.life" |
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| Title: Re: POOR JOE ( WARNING LANGUAGE ) |
07 Sep 2007 10:26:30 AM |
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% wrote:
Hell Of A Headache...
The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The
bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare
condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the
pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the
pressure is to remove the testicles."
Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live
for. He couldn't concentrate long enough to answer, but decided he had
no choice but to go under the knife.
When he left the hospital he was without a headache for the first time
in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of
himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a
different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He
saw a men's clothing store & thought, "That's what I need - a new suit."
He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The
elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see ... size 44 long."
Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60
years!" Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly.
As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a
new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." The salesman
eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeve & 16-1/2 neck." Again, Joe was
surprised, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60
years!"
Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. As Joe adjusted the collar
in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about new shoes?" Joe was on a
roll and said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Joe's feet and said, "Let's see
... 9-1/2 E." Joe was astonished, "That's right, how did you know?"
"Been in the business 60 years!"
Joe tried on the shoes and they fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably
around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?"
Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure." The salesman stepped back,
eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's see... size 36."
Joe laughed. "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years
old." The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34
underwear would press your testicles up against the base of your spine
and give you one hell of a headache.
welcome to the NHS
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| User: "Frettbird" |
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| Title: Re: POOR JOE ( WARNING LANGUAGE ) |
07 Sep 2007 10:05:19 PM |
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"%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:_fudnd8WVeKv8HzbnZ2dnUVZ_ournZ2d@giganews.com...
Hell Of A Headache...
The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The
bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare
condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the
pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the
pressure is to remove the testicles."
Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live
for. He couldn't concentrate long enough to answer, but decided he had
no choice but to go under the knife.
When he left the hospital he was without a headache for the first time
in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of
himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a
different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He
saw a men's clothing store & thought, "That's what I need - a new suit."
He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The
elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see ... size 44 long."
Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60
years!" Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly.
As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a
new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." The salesman
eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeve & 16-1/2 neck." Again, Joe was
surprised, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60
years!"
Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. As Joe adjusted the collar
in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about new shoes?" Joe was on a
roll and said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Joe's feet and said, "Let's see
... 9-1/2 E." Joe was astonished, "That's right, how did you know?"
"Been in the business 60 years!"
Joe tried on the shoes and they fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably
around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?"
Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure." The salesman stepped back,
eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's see... size 36."
Joe laughed. "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years
old." The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34
underwear would press your testicles up against the base of your spine
and give you one hell of a headache.
HAHAHA!!!!!
I'm sending that to mom. She'll dig it.
frett
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| User: "used2be" |
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| Title: Re: POOR JOE ( WARNING LANGUAGE ) |
07 Sep 2007 03:17:42 PM |
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"%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:_fudnd8WVeKv8HzbnZ2dnUVZ_ournZ2d@giganews.com...
Hell Of A Headache...
:)))))
that's funny.
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| User: "the_dawggie" |
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| Title: Re: POOR JOE ( WARNING LANGUAGE ) |
07 Sep 2007 10:19:34 PM |
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On Sep 8, 1:24 am, "%" <pers...@gmail.com> wrote:
Hell Of A Headache...
The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The
bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare
condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the
pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the
pressure is to remove the testicles."
Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live
for. He couldn't concentrate long enough to answer, but decided he had
no choice but to go under the knife.
When he left the hospital he was without a headache for the first time
in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of
himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a
different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He
saw a men's clothing store & thought, "That's what I need - a new suit."
He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The
elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see ... size 44 long."
Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60
years!" Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly.
As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a
new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." The salesman
eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeve & 16-1/2 neck." Again, Joe was
surprised, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60
years!"
Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. As Joe adjusted the collar
in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about new shoes?" Joe was on a
roll and said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Joe's feet and said, "Let's see
... 9-1/2 E." Joe was astonished, "That's right, how did you know?"
"Been in the business 60 years!"
Joe tried on the shoes and they fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably
around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?"
Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure." The salesman stepped back,
eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's see... size 36."
Joe laughed. "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years
old." The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34
underwear would press your testicles up against the base of your spine
and give you one hell of a headache.
I've got testicles, however don't
wear suits or underwear, nor
facial hair, body hair either.
However haw, haw, haw.
A tie I could use to top
myself.
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| User: "%" |
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| Title: Re: POOR JOE ( WARNING LANGUAGE ) |
07 Sep 2007 10:22:16 PM |
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"the_dawggie" <the_dawggie@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1189221574.724511.252560@r29g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
On Sep 8, 1:24 am, "%" <pers...@gmail.com> wrote:
Hell Of A Headache...
The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches.
The
bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare
condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and
the
pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the
pressure is to remove the testicles."
Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to
live
for. He couldn't concentrate long enough to answer, but decided he
had
no choice but to go under the knife.
When he left the hospital he was without a headache for the first
time
in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of
himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like
a
different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.
He
saw a men's clothing store & thought, "That's what I need - a new
suit."
He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."
The
elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see ... size 44
long."
Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business
60
years!" Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly.
As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about
a
new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." The
salesman
eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeve & 16-1/2 neck." Again, Joe
was
surprised, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business
60
years!"
Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. As Joe adjusted the
collar
in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about new shoes?" Joe was on
a
roll and said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Joe's feet and said, "Let's
see
... 9-1/2 E." Joe was astonished, "That's right, how did you know?"
"Been in the business 60 years!"
Joe tried on the shoes and they fit perfectly. Joe walked
comfortably
around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new
underwear?"
Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure." The salesman stepped
back,
eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's see... size 36."
Joe laughed. "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn size 34 since I was 18
years
old." The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size
34
underwear would press your testicles up against the base of your
spine
and give you one hell of a headache.
I've got testicles, however don't
wear suits or underwear, nor
facial hair, body hair either.
However haw, haw, haw.
A tie I could use to top
myself.
we've been through this before ,
i said you must look funny with no eyebrows ,
you said you have eyebrows ,
i said then you have facial hair ,
you didn't like that
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| User: "the_dawggie" |
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| Title: Re: POOR JOE ( WARNING LANGUAGE ) |
07 Sep 2007 10:36:36 PM |
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On Sep 8, 1:22 pm, "%" <pers...@gmail.com> wrote:
"the_dawggie" <the_dawg...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1189221574.724511.252560@r29g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
On Sep 8, 1:24 am, "%" <pers...@gmail.com> wrote:
Hell Of A Headache...
The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches.
The
bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare
condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and
the
pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the
pressure is to remove the testicles."
Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to
live
for. He couldn't concentrate long enough to answer, but decided he
had
no choice but to go under the knife.
When he left the hospital he was without a headache for the first
time
in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of
himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like
a
different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.
He
saw a men's clothing store & thought, "That's what I need - a new
suit."
He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."
The
elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see ... size 44
long."
Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business
60
years!" Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly.
As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about
a
new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." The
salesman
eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeve & 16-1/2 neck." Again, Joe
was
surprised, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business
60
years!"
Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. As Joe adjusted the
collar
in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about new shoes?" Joe was on
a
roll and said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Joe's feet and said, "Let's
see
... 9-1/2 E." Joe was astonished, "That's right, how did you know?"
"Been in the business 60 years!"
Joe tried on the shoes and they fit perfectly. Joe walked
comfortably
around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new
underwear?"
Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure." The salesman stepped
back,
eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's see... size 36."
Joe laughed. "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn size 34 since I was 18
years
old." The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size
34
underwear would press your testicles up against the base of your
spine
and give you one hell of a headache.
I've got testicles, however don't
wear suits or underwear, nor
facial hair, body hair either.
However haw, haw, haw.
A tie I could use to top
myself.
we've been through this before ,
i said you must look funny with no eyebrows ,
you said you have eyebrows ,
i said then you have facial hair ,
you didn't like that
I have no facial hair - it gets epilated. I have eyebrows that
are a little too long and I should prolly trim. My nasal hair prolly
needs a bit of care. I sometimes let the hair on my head grow
to shoulder length, otherwise my body is totally hairlesss.
Or was that TMI :-)
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| User: "%" |
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| Title: Re: POOR JOE ( WARNING LANGUAGE ) |
07 Sep 2007 10:56:41 PM |
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"the_dawggie" <the_dawggie@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1189222596.217776.7500@y42g2000hsy.googlegroups.com...
On Sep 8, 1:22 pm, "%" <pers...@gmail.com> wrote:
"the_dawggie" <the_dawg...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1189221574.724511.252560@r29g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
On Sep 8, 1:24 am, "%" <pers...@gmail.com> wrote:
Hell Of A Headache...
The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your
headaches.
The
bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very
rare
condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine,
and
the
pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve
the
pressure is to remove the testicles."
Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to
live
for. He couldn't concentrate long enough to answer, but decided
he
had
no choice but to go under the knife.
When he left the hospital he was without a headache for the
first
time
in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part
of
himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt
like
a
different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new
life.
He
saw a men's clothing store & thought, "That's what I need - a
new
suit."
He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new
suit."
The
elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see ... size 44
long."
Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the
business
60
years!" Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly.
As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How
about
a
new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." The
salesman
eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeve & 16-1/2 neck." Again,
Joe
was
surprised, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the
business
60
years!"
Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. As Joe adjusted
the
collar
in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about new shoes?" Joe
was on
a
roll and said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Joe's feet and said,
"Let's
see
... 9-1/2 E." Joe was astonished, "That's right, how did you
know?"
"Been in the business 60 years!"
Joe tried on the shoes and they fit perfectly. Joe walked
comfortably
around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new
underwear?"
Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure." The salesman stepped
back,
eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's see... size 36."
Joe laughed. "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn size 34 since I was 18
years
old." The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A
size
34
underwear would press your testicles up against the base of your
spine
and give you one hell of a headache.
I've got testicles, however don't
wear suits or underwear, nor
facial hair, body hair either.
However haw, haw, haw.
A tie I could use to top
myself.
we've been through this before ,
i said you must look funny with no eyebrows ,
you said you have eyebrows ,
i said then you have facial hair ,
you didn't like that
I have no facial hair - it gets epilated. I have eyebrows that
are a little too long and I should prolly trim. My nasal hair prolly
needs a bit of care. I sometimes let the hair on my head grow
to shoulder length, otherwise my body is totally hairlesss.
Or was that TMI :-)
no its not too much info ,
i just wonder what the need is ,
to keep reminding me
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| User: "the_dawggie" |
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| Title: Re: POOR JOE ( WARNING LANGUAGE ) |
07 Sep 2007 11:43:54 PM |
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On Sep 8, 1:56 pm, "%" <pers...@gmail.com> wrote:
"the_dawggie" <the_dawg...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1189222596.217776.7500@y42g2000hsy.googlegroups.com...
On Sep 8, 1:22 pm, "%" <pers...@gmail.com> wrote:
"the_dawggie" <the_dawg...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1189221574.724511.252560@r29g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
On Sep 8, 1:24 am, "%" <pers...@gmail.com> wrote:
Hell Of A Headache...
The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your
headaches.
The
bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very
rare
condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine,
and
the
pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve
the
pressure is to remove the testicles."
Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to
live
for. He couldn't concentrate long enough to answer, but decided
he
had
no choice but to go under the knife.
When he left the hospital he was without a headache for the
first
time
in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part
of
himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt
like
a
different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new
life.
He
saw a men's clothing store & thought, "That's what I need - a
new
suit."
He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new
suit."
The
elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see ... size 44
long."
Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the
business
60
years!" Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly.
As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How
about
a
new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." The
salesman
eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeve & 16-1/2 neck." Again,
Joe
was
surprised, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the
business
60
years!"
Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. As Joe adjusted
the
collar
in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about new shoes?" Joe
was on
a
roll and said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Joe's feet and said,
"Let's
see
... 9-1/2 E." Joe was astonished, "That's right, how did you
know?"
"Been in the business 60 years!"
Joe tried on the shoes and they fit perfectly. Joe walked
comfortably
around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new
underwear?"
Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure." The salesman stepped
back,
eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's see... size 36."
Joe laughed. "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn size 34 since I was 18
years
old." The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A
size
34
underwear would press your testicles up against the base of your
spine
and give you one hell of a headache.
I've got testicles, however don't
wear suits or underwear, nor
facialhair, bodyhaireither.
However haw, haw, haw.
A tie I could use to top
myself.
we've been through this before ,
i said you must look funny with no eyebrows ,
you said you have eyebrows ,
i said then you havefacialhair,
you didn't like that
I have nofacialhair- it gets epilated. I have eyebrows that
are a little too long and I should prolly trim. My nasalhairprolly
needs a bit of care. I sometimes let thehairon my head grow
to shoulder length, otherwise my body is totally hairlesss.
Or was that TMI :-)
no its not too much info ,
i just wonder what the need is ,
to keep reminding me
My outlook on life basically. I
don't fit in anyway, so I'll do what
I want.
I need to go shopping right now.
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| User: "%" |
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| Title: Re: POOR JOE ( WARNING LANGUAGE ) |
08 Sep 2007 12:05:45 AM |
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"the_dawggie" <the_dawggie@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1189226634.154514.253570@22g2000hsm.googlegroups.com...
On Sep 8, 1:56 pm, "%" <pers...@gmail.com> wrote:
"the_dawggie" <the_dawg...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1189222596.217776.7500@y42g2000hsy.googlegroups.com...
On Sep 8, 1:22 pm, "%" <pers...@gmail.com> wrote:
"the_dawggie" <the_dawg...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1189221574.724511.252560@r29g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
On Sep 8, 1:24 am, "%" <pers...@gmail.com> wrote:
Hell Of A Headache...
The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your
headaches.
The
bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very
rare
condition, which causes your testicles to press on your
spine,
and
the
pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to
relieve
the
pressure is to remove the testicles."
Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had
anything to
live
for. He couldn't concentrate long enough to answer, but
decided
he
had
no choice but to go under the knife.
When he left the hospital he was without a headache for the
first
time
in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important
part
of
himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he
felt
like
a
different person. He could make a new beginning and live a
new
life.
He
saw a men's clothing store & thought, "That's what I need -
a
new
suit."
He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new
suit."
The
elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see ...
size 44
long."
Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the
business
60
years!" Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly.
As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked,
"How
about
a
new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure."
The
salesman
eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeve & 16-1/2 neck."
Again,
Joe
was
surprised, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the
business
60
years!"
Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. As Joe
adjusted
the
collar
in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about new shoes?"
Joe
was on
a
roll and said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Joe's feet and
said,
"Let's
see
... 9-1/2 E." Joe was astonished, "That's right, how did you
know?"
"Been in the business 60 years!"
Joe tried on the shoes and they fit perfectly. Joe walked
comfortably
around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new
underwear?"
Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure." The salesman
stepped
back,
eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's see... size 36."
Joe laughed. "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn size 34 since I
was 18
years
old." The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size
34. A
size
34
underwear would press your testicles up against the base of
your
spine
and give you one hell of a headache.
I've got testicles, however don't
wear suits or underwear, nor
facialhair, bodyhaireither.
However haw, haw, haw.
A tie I could use to top
myself.
we've been through this before ,
i said you must look funny with no eyebrows ,
you said you have eyebrows ,
i said then you havefacialhair,
you didn't like that
I have nofacialhair- it gets epilated. I have eyebrows that
are a little too long and I should prolly trim. My nasalhairprolly
needs a bit of care. I sometimes let thehairon my head grow
to shoulder length, otherwise my body is totally hairlesss.
Or was that TMI :-)
no its not too much info ,
i just wonder what the need is ,
to keep reminding me
My outlook on life basically. I
don't fit in anyway, so I'll do what
I want.
I need to go shopping right now.
well its ok with me i guess ,
i'll just keep telling you ,
yea , you told me that already ,
and we'll see who's do what they like last's longest
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| Title: Re: POOR JOE ( WARNING LANGUAGE ) |
08 Sep 2007 02:32:33 PM |
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On 9/7/07 11:19 PM, in article
1189221574.724511.252560@r29g2000hsg.googlegroups.com, "the_dawggie"
<the_dawggie@hotmail.com> wrote:
On Sep 8, 1:24 am, "%" <pers...@gmail.com> wrote:
Hell Of A Headache...
The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The
bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare
condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the
pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the
pressure is to remove the testicles."
Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live
for. He couldn't concentrate long enough to answer, but decided he had
no choice but to go under the knife.
When he left the hospital he was without a headache for the first time
in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of
himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a
different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He
saw a men's clothing store & thought, "That's what I need - a new suit."
He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The
elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see ... size 44 long."
Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60
years!" Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly.
As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a
new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." The salesman
eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeve & 16-1/2 neck." Again, Joe was
surprised, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60
years!"
Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. As Joe adjusted the collar
in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about new shoes?" Joe was on a
roll and said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Joe's feet and said, "Let's see
... 9-1/2 E." Joe was astonished, "That's right, how did you know?"
"Been in the business 60 years!"
Joe tried on the shoes and they fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably
around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?"
Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure." The salesman stepped back,
eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's see... size 36."
Joe laughed.
what do you mean, joe laughed? if a doctor cut my balls off because i was
wearing the wrong size undies, i sure as hell wouldn't be laughing.
as for tailors and men's-wear salesmen, i won't talk to one who refers to
pants in the singular, as in "now this is a nice pant." apart from that, i
have no opinion.
hold on boss, i just need to hitch my underpant.
"Ah ha! I got you! I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years
old." The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34
underwear would press your testicles up against the base of your spine
and give you one hell of a headache.
I've got testicles, however don't
wear suits or underwear, nor
facial hair, body hair either.
However haw, haw, haw.
i admire how you found that joke funny, even though you have testicles and
don't wear suits or underwear, nor facial hair, body hair either. it shows a
broadness of mind on your part, and a willingness to walk a mile in another
man's shorts.
A tie I could use to top myself.
exactly.
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