"DaKitty" <Imgonna@dotcomsomething.net> wrote in message news:psk1d.296349$Oi.156626@fed1read04...
IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
the cells aren't that big
AT WORK...you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
depends on your job
IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
if you behave
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.
most people eat too much anyway
IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
depending on your sentence
AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior.
depending on your job
IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
ok , this one is true
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for
yourself.
depends on your job
IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
depends on which prison
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
depends on your job
IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
depends on the prison
AT WORK... you have to share with some idiot who pees on the toilet.
depends on your job
IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
depends on your sentence
AT WORK...you can't speak to your family.
depends on your job
IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
depends on the prison
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct
taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
depends on your job
IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
how do you get inside a bar
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
how do you get inside a bar
IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
depends on the prison
AT WORK...they are called managers.
depends on your job , sorry all this is wrong accept for the lock and unlock doors part
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