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"Mad Season" |
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05 Aug 2005 03:34:17 PM |
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question for the group ... |
My wife and I have recently (after much foreplay) become sexual aroused.
However, my wife is not on the pill and I'm out of condoms. It's too far to
drive to the drugstore and I'm afraid the moment would be lost. My question
is do you think Saran Wrap would be an appropriate substitute?
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| User: "%" |
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| Title: Re: question for the group ... |
05 Aug 2005 03:43:04 PM |
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"Mad Season" <nono@yesyes.com> wrote in message
news:1M2dnfYf5rfZUG7fRVn-jA@whidbeytel.com...
My wife and I have recently (after much foreplay) become sexual aroused.
However, my wife is not on the pill and I'm out of condoms. It's too far
to
drive to the drugstore and I'm afraid the moment would be lost. My
question
is do you think Saran Wrap would be an appropriate substitute?
do you really believe we are this gullable ,
we all know that you have no wife
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| User: "sugaree" |
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| Title: Re: question for the group ... |
05 Aug 2005 04:15:29 PM |
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"Mad Season" <nono@yesyes.com> wrote in message
news:1M2dnfYf5rfZUG7fRVn-jA@whidbeytel.com...
My wife and I have recently (after much foreplay) become sexual aroused.
However, my wife is not on the pill and I'm out of condoms. It's too far
to drive to the drugstore and I'm afraid the moment would be lost. My
question is do you think Saran Wrap would be an appropriate substitute?
Possible ouch
s...
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| User: "%" |
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| Title: Re: question for the group ... |
05 Aug 2005 04:21:30 PM |
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"sugaree" <sugaree@justdonttellthemyouknowme.com> wrote in message
news:Xtudneg6pptqS27fRVn-oQ@comcast.com...
"Mad Season" <nono@yesyes.com> wrote in message
news:1M2dnfYf5rfZUG7fRVn-jA@whidbeytel.com...
My wife and I have recently (after much foreplay) become sexual aroused.
However, my wife is not on the pill and I'm out of condoms. It's too far
to drive to the drugstore and I'm afraid the moment would be lost. My
question is do you think Saran Wrap would be an appropriate substitute?
Possible ouch
s...
that's why i use glad bags
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| User: "sugaree" |
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| Title: Re: question for the group ... |
05 Aug 2005 05:19:20 PM |
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"%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:WN-dnQqksau-RW7fRVn-pQ@giganews.com...
"sugaree" <sugaree@justdonttellthemyouknowme.com> wrote in message
news:Xtudneg6pptqS27fRVn-oQ@comcast.com...
"Mad Season" <nono@yesyes.com> wrote in message
news:1M2dnfYf5rfZUG7fRVn-jA@whidbeytel.com...
My wife and I have recently (after much foreplay) become sexual
aroused.
However, my wife is not on the pill and I'm out of condoms. It's too
far
to drive to the drugstore and I'm afraid the moment would be lost. My
question is do you think Saran Wrap would be an appropriate substitute?
Possible ouch
s...
that's why i use glad bags
That would be somewhat better
s...
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| User: "Alan Harding" |
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| Title: Re: question for the group ... |
05 Aug 2005 06:24:34 PM |
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In message <1M2dnfYf5rfZUG7fRVn-jA@whidbeytel.com>, Mad Season
<nono@yesyes.com> writes
My wife and I have recently (after much foreplay) become sexual aroused.
However, my wife is not on the pill and I'm out of condoms. It's too far to
drive to the drugstore and I'm afraid the moment would be lost. My question
is do you think Saran Wrap would be an appropriate substitute?
Good taste prevents...
--
The opinions given above may be mine. They might also
just be what I feel like saying right now, okay?
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| User: "Mad Season" |
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| Title: Re: question for the group ... |
05 Aug 2005 08:17:05 PM |
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Oh man. My original post is so ridicules I don't see how anyone could take
this serious. I mean pleeeeeeeez. I have weird thoughts pop in my head and I
think hmmmm I bet I can make a joke out of that.
The whole notion is just ... well enuff said. <shaking my head in
wonderment>
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| User: "Ivan Marsh" |
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| Title: Re: question for the group ... |
05 Aug 2005 03:59:35 PM |
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On Fri, 05 Aug 2005 13:34:17 -0700, Mad Season wrote:
My wife and I have recently (after much foreplay) become sexual aroused.
However, my wife is not on the pill and I'm out of condoms. It's too far
to drive to the drugstore and I'm afraid the moment would be lost. My
question is do you think Saran Wrap would be an appropriate substitute?
I don't think you'd want to use anything designed to cling.
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"Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed."
Benjamin Franklin (I didn't know he was a Buddhist)
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: question for the group ... |
05 Aug 2005 07:41:28 PM |
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On Fri, 5 Aug 2005 13:34:17 -0700, "Mad Season" <nono@yesyes.com>
wrote:
->My wife and I have recently (after much foreplay) become sexual aroused.
->However, my wife is not on the pill and I'm out of condoms. It's too far to
->drive to the drugstore and I'm afraid the moment would be lost. My question
->is do you think Saran Wrap would be an appropriate substitute?
<wipes spittle off monitor screen>
Your mouths work, right?
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I've always loved me, I was just taught that I didn't.
- %
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| User: "Charles" |
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| Title: Re: question for the group ... |
05 Aug 2005 03:38:23 PM |
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On Fri, 5 Aug 2005 13:34:17 -0700, "Mad Season" <nono@yesyes.com>
wrote:
My wife and I have recently (after much foreplay) become sexual aroused.
However, my wife is not on the pill and I'm out of condoms. It's too far to
drive to the drugstore and I'm afraid the moment would be lost. My question
is do you think Saran Wrap would be an appropriate substitute?
Saran wrap a substitute for a wife? Our previous expert in these
matters had an idea about mayonaise jars or something like that.
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| User: "wombn" |
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05 Aug 2005 10:08:24 PM |
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On Fri, 05 Aug 2005 20:38:23 GMT, Charles <ckraft@SAMTRAP.west.net>
wrote:
On Fri, 5 Aug 2005 13:34:17 -0700, "Mad Season" <nono@yesyes.com>
wrote:
My wife and I have recently (after much foreplay) become sexual aroused.
However, my wife is not on the pill and I'm out of condoms. It's too far to
drive to the drugstore and I'm afraid the moment would be lost. My question
is do you think Saran Wrap would be an appropriate substitute?
Saran wrap a substitute for a wife? Our previous expert in these
matters had an idea about mayonaise jars or something like that.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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"Crap is the next great evolution after art" - Cyberdroog
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| User: "Charles" |
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05 Aug 2005 10:13:18 PM |
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On Fri, 05 Aug 2005 20:08:24 -0700, wombn
<wombnhearmeroar@comcast.net> wrote:
On Fri, 05 Aug 2005 20:38:23 GMT, Charles <ckraft@SAMTRAP.west.net>
wrote:
On Fri, 5 Aug 2005 13:34:17 -0700, "Mad Season" <nono@yesyes.com>
wrote:
My wife and I have recently (after much foreplay) become sexual aroused.
However, my wife is not on the pill and I'm out of condoms. It's too far to
drive to the drugstore and I'm afraid the moment would be lost. My question
is do you think Saran Wrap would be an appropriate substitute?
Saran wrap a substitute for a wife? Our previous expert in these
matters had an idea about mayonaise jars or something like that.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
I thought about saying "Saran Wrap? works for me." but then I thought
"that would be like telling..."
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| User: "CyberDroog" |
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| Title: Re: question for the group ... |
06 Aug 2005 10:08:49 AM |
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On Fri, 5 Aug 2005 13:34:17 -0700, "Mad Season" <nono@yesyes.com> wrote:
My wife and I have recently (after much foreplay) become sexual aroused.
However, my wife is not on the pill and I'm out of condoms. It's too far to
drive to the drugstore and I'm afraid the moment would be lost. My question
is do you think Saran Wrap would be an appropriate substitute?
Depends on what you wrap...
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There will be peace when the Arabs love their children more than they hate
others.
- Golda Meir
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| User: "Crow T Robot" |
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05 Aug 2005 03:50:43 PM |
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One number 69
"Mad Season" <nono@yesyes.com> wrote in message
news:1M2dnfYf5rfZUG7fRVn-jA@whidbeytel.com...
My wife and I have recently (after much foreplay) become sexual aroused.
However, my wife is not on the pill and I'm out of condoms. It's too far
to drive to the drugstore and I'm afraid the moment would be lost. My
question is do you think Saran Wrap would be an appropriate substitute?
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| User: "Nom dePlume nomdeplume1000-at-yahoo.com" |
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06 Aug 2005 01:46:13 AM |
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Sounds rather fragile. I'd suggest aluminum foil.
--
Nom dePlume, Ph.D.
Why, yes, in fact, I am a rocket scientist.
Guide to Medications for Mental Illness:
http://www.geocities.com/nomdeplume1000/
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"Mad Season" <nono@yesyes.com> wrote in message
news:1M2dnfYf5rfZUG7fRVn-jA@whidbeytel.com...
My wife and I have recently (after much foreplay) become sexual
aroused.
However, my wife is not on the pill and I'm out of condoms. It's too
far to
drive to the drugstore and I'm afraid the moment would be lost. My
question
is do you think Saran Wrap would be an appropriate substitute?
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| User: "Mad Season" |
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06 Aug 2005 02:31:05 AM |
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"Nom dePlume" <nomdeplume1000-at-yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:dd1mij0m5i@news3.newsguy.com...
Sounds rather fragile. I'd suggest aluminum foil.
Now you got your thinking cap on. I just happen to have some reynolds laying
around. I just hope there's enough. It is a real burden being extremely well
endowed.
Thank goodness a rocket scientist came along <g>
Nom dePlume, Ph.D.
Why, yes, in fact, I am a rocket scientist.
Guide to Medications for Mental Illness:
http://www.geocities.com/nomdeplume1000/
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"Mad Season" <nono@yesyes.com> wrote in message
news:1M2dnfYf5rfZUG7fRVn-jA@whidbeytel.com...
My wife and I have recently (after much foreplay) become sexual
aroused.
However, my wife is not on the pill and I'm out of condoms. It's too
far to
drive to the drugstore and I'm afraid the moment would be lost. My
question
is do you think Saran Wrap would be an appropriate substitute?
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| User: "Nom dePlume nomdeplume1000-at-yahoo.com" |
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06 Aug 2005 04:21:36 PM |
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"Mad Season" <nono@yesyes.com> wrote in message
news:K5CdnU0yItOp-mnfRVn-3A@whidbeytel.com...
"Nom dePlume" <nomdeplume1000-at-yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:dd1mij0m5i@news3.newsguy.com...
Sounds rather fragile. I'd suggest aluminum foil.
Now you got your thinking cap on. I just happen to have some
reynolds laying
around. I just hope there's enough. It is a real burden being
extremely well
endowed.
Thank goodness a rocket scientist came along <g>
Always happy to help! :)
--
Nom dePlume, Ph.D.
Why, yes, in fact, I am a rocket scientist.
Guide to Medications for Mental Illness:
http://www.geocities.com/nomdeplume1000/
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| User: "Charles" |
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| Title: Re: question for the group ... |
06 Aug 2005 03:36:38 PM |
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On Sat, 6 Aug 2005 00:31:05 -0700, "Mad Season" <nono@yesyes.com>
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"Nom dePlume" <nomdeplume1000-at-yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:dd1mij0m5i@news3.newsguy.com...
Sounds rather fragile. I'd suggest aluminum foil.
Now you got your thinking cap on. I just happen to have some reynolds laying
around. I just hope there's enough. It is a real burden being extremely well
endowed.
Thank goodness a rocket scientist came along <g>
Even after the shrink wrap. Maybe it didn't work.
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| User: "Youll Never Know" |
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06 Aug 2005 07:12:54 PM |
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On Sat, 6 Aug 2005 00:31:05 -0700, "Mad Season" <nono@yesyes.com>
wrote:
"Nom dePlume" <nomdeplume1000-at-yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:dd1mij0m5i@news3.newsguy.com...
Sounds rather fragile. I'd suggest aluminum foil.
Now you got your thinking cap on. I just happen to have some reynolds laying
around. I just hope there's enough. It is a real burden being extremely well
endowed.
Thank goodness a rocket scientist came along <g>
Thermal tiles
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| User: "Nom dePlume nomdeplume1000-at-yahoo.com" |
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07 Aug 2005 01:43:53 AM |
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"You'll Never Know" <spam@spamspamspam.org.invalid> wrote in message
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On Sat, 6 Aug 2005 00:31:05 -0700, "Mad Season" <nono@yesyes.com>
wrote:
"Nom dePlume" <nomdeplume1000-at-yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:dd1mij0m5i@news3.newsguy.com...
Sounds rather fragile. I'd suggest aluminum foil.
Now you got your thinking cap on. I just happen to have some
reynolds laying
around. I just hope there's enough. It is a real burden being
extremely well
endowed.
Thank goodness a rocket scientist came along <g>
Thermal tiles
Lots of friction-induced heating, eh? (I am *so* not going there!)
--
Nom dePlume, Ph.D.
Why, yes, in fact, I am a rocket scientist.
Guide to Medications for Mental Illness:
http://www.geocities.com/nomdeplume1000/
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| User: "Alan Harding" |
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06 Aug 2005 02:52:09 AM |
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In message <dd1mij0m5i@news3.newsguy.com>, Nom dePlume
<nomdeplume1000-at-yahoo.com@?.?.invalid> writes
Sounds rather fragile. I'd suggest aluminum foil.
Linoleum?
--
The opinions given above may be mine. They might also
just be what I feel like saying right now, okay?
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| User: "Mad Season" |
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05 Aug 2005 05:34:51 PM |
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Thanks, but never mind. We found some shrink wrap. <G>
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| User: "sugaree" |
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05 Aug 2005 05:43:18 PM |
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"Mad Season" <nono@yesyes.com> wrote in message
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Thanks, but never mind. We found some shrink wrap. <G>
So that worked well? Not that I need to know, but just for the sake of the
rest of the group!
s...
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| User: "Used2be" |
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05 Aug 2005 03:36:13 PM |
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if you were that aroused, you wouldn't be here...
:/
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| User: "%" |
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05 Aug 2005 03:44:13 PM |
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"Used2be" <used2be@nowhere.com> wrote in message
news:15QIe.71705$gL1.19912@tornado.texas.rr.com...
if you were that aroused, you wouldn't be here...
:/
allow me to translate what Ninner just said
YOUR FULL OF ***** PAL !
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| User: "neoholistic" |
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05 Aug 2005 04:05:50 PM |
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x-no-archive: yes
Mad Season wrote:
My wife and I have recently (after much foreplay) become sexual aroused.
However, my wife is not on the pill and I'm out of condoms. It's too far to
drive to the drugstore and I'm afraid the moment would be lost. My question
is do you think Saran Wrap would be an appropriate substitute?
considering what you yourself wrote in the "at my age" thread, i
wouldn't worry much about it
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