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"Charles" |
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13 May 2006 10:39:13 PM |
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Re: Flush the Brown Out |
From another group. I, for one, had never heard of the CWHO.
On 13 May 2006 20:26:20 -0700, wrote:
In a recent survey conducted by the AMA 93% of the worlds population
uses some type of paper to wipe fecal material from their rectum. "This
is outrageous" says Gert Froebel, Chairman of the Colon World Health
Organization based in Brussels. "Tissue is loaded with bleach residue,
dyes, heavy parfumes, and chemicals which could lead to bauxite lesions
or worse in the recum and/or colon. It is the recommendation of the
CWHO to disrobe upon entering the lu, take bowel movement, and go
directly into the shower or bath and cleanse recal area with warm
water. Do not soap rectum at this time; merely flush the fecal material
away with warm running water. Stated Froeble, "The rectum is not a
piece of wood that you sand with harsh and abrasive papers." The survey
is available at CWHO.org.
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| User: "Rhiannon" |
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| Title: Re: Flush the Brown Out |
14 May 2006 05:48:03 PM |
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"Charles" <ckraft@SPAMTRAP.west.net> wrote in message
news:pi9d62h48tgurfvta6mcklqf3vje8tnvbi@4ax.com...
From another group. I, for one, had never heard of the CWHO.
On 13 May 2006 20:26:20 -0700, wrote:
In a recent survey conducted by the AMA 93% of the worlds population
uses some type of paper to wipe fecal material from their rectum. "This
is outrageous" says Gert Froebel, Chairman of the Colon World Health
Organization based in Brussels. "Tissue is loaded with bleach residue,
dyes, heavy parfumes, and chemicals which could lead to bauxite lesions
or worse in the recum and/or colon. It is the recommendation of the
CWHO to disrobe upon entering the lu, take bowel movement, and go
directly into the shower or bath and cleanse recal area with warm
water. Do not soap rectum at this time; merely flush the fecal material
away with warm running water. Stated Froeble, "The rectum is not a
piece of wood that you sand with harsh and abrasive papers." The survey
is available at CWHO.org.
I have never heard of them either. Interesting though. Could you imagine
telling people you're Chairman of the Colon World Health Organization? I
wonder how many "get out of here" he hears on any given day?
--
Rhi
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| User: "%" |
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| Title: Re: Flush the Brown Out |
14 May 2006 05:06:14 PM |
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"Rhiannon" <rhianon@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
news:EAN9g.246$aa4.40024@news20.bellglobal.com...
"Charles" <ckraft@SPAMTRAP.west.net> wrote in message
news:pi9d62h48tgurfvta6mcklqf3vje8tnvbi@4ax.com...
From another group. I, for one, had never heard of the CWHO.
On 13 May 2006 20:26:20 -0700, wrote:
In a recent survey conducted by the AMA 93% of the worlds population
uses some type of paper to wipe fecal material from their rectum. "This
is outrageous" says Gert Froebel, Chairman of the Colon World Health
Organization based in Brussels. "Tissue is loaded with bleach residue,
dyes, heavy parfumes, and chemicals which could lead to bauxite lesions
or worse in the recum and/or colon. It is the recommendation of the
CWHO to disrobe upon entering the lu, take bowel movement, and go
directly into the shower or bath and cleanse recal area with warm
water. Do not soap rectum at this time; merely flush the fecal material
away with warm running water. Stated Froeble, "The rectum is not a
piece of wood that you sand with harsh and abrasive papers." The survey
is available at CWHO.org.
I have never heard of them either. Interesting though. Could you imagine
telling people you're Chairman of the Colon World Health Organization? I
wonder how many "get out of here" he hears on any given day?
--
Rhi
The Boss of The CWHO
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| User: "cal" |
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| Title: Re: Flush the Brown Out |
14 May 2006 09:26:31 PM |
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"Charles" <ckraft@SPAMTRAP.west.net> wrote in message
news:pi9d62h48tgurfvta6mcklqf3vje8tnvbi@4ax.com...
From another group. I, for one, had never heard of the CWHO.
On 13 May 2006 20:26:20 -0700, wrote:
In a recent survey conducted by the AMA 93% of the worlds population
uses some type of paper to wipe fecal material from their rectum. "This
is outrageous" says Gert Froebel, Chairman of the Colon World Health
Organization based in Brussels. "Tissue is loaded with bleach residue,
dyes, heavy parfumes, and chemicals which could lead to bauxite lesions
or worse in the recum and/or colon. It is the recommendation of the
CWHO to disrobe upon entering the lu, take bowel movement, and go
directly into the shower or bath and cleanse recal area with warm
water. Do not soap rectum at this time; merely flush the fecal material
away with warm running water. Stated Froeble, "The rectum is not a
piece of wood that you sand with harsh and abrasive papers." The survey
is available at CWHO.org.
interesting. and after taking a dump in public facility, should we waddle
out of the stall, fill a sink with warm water, and sit in it with our pants
at our ankles?
we're just not equipped for this level of hygiene in the west.
when traveling in southern europe and points east, i did use squatters
(basically, open stack pipes in the floor) that had a water faucet on the
left side instead of toilet paper. the faucet would normally have a rusty
tin can sitting under it, and the idea was to use your left hand to transfer
water from the running tap to your rectum as often as needed to restore it
to a state of dainty freshness. afterwards, you poured the shitty water in
the can down the hole, gave it a courtesy rinse, and that was that.
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| User: "mighty mouse" |
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| Title: Re: Flush the Brown Out |
14 May 2006 02:26:48 AM |
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"Charles" <ckraft@SPAMTRAP.west.net> wrote in message
news:pi9d62h48tgurfvta6mcklqf3vje8tnvbi@4ax.com...
From another group. I, for one, had never heard of the CWHO.
On 13 May 2006 20:26:20 -0700, wrote:
In a recent survey conducted by the AMA 93% of the worlds population
uses some type of paper to wipe fecal material from their rectum. "This
is outrageous" says Gert Froebel, Chairman of the Colon World Health
Organization based in Brussels. "Tissue is loaded with bleach residue,
dyes, heavy parfumes, and chemicals which could lead to bauxite lesions
or worse in the recum and/or colon. It is the recommendation of the
CWHO to disrobe upon entering the lu, take bowel movement, and go
directly into the shower or bath and cleanse recal area with warm
water. Do not soap rectum at this time; merely flush the fecal material
away with warm running water. Stated Froeble, "The rectum is not a
piece of wood that you sand with harsh and abrasive papers." The survey
is available at CWHO.org.
lol, the toilet and shower are at opposite ends of my house :) I can just
imagine myself streaking through the main living area to go wash my bum :)
NEVER going to happen!
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| User: "Charles" |
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| Title: Re: Flush the Brown Out |
14 May 2006 02:28:31 AM |
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On Sun, 14 May 2006 17:26:48 +1000, "mighty mouse"
<kye_99@NOSPAMyahoo.com> wrote:
"Charles" <ckraft@SPAMTRAP.west.net> wrote in message
news:pi9d62h48tgurfvta6mcklqf3vje8tnvbi@4ax.com...
From another group. I, for one, had never heard of the CWHO.
On 13 May 2006 20:26:20 -0700, wrote:
In a recent survey conducted by the AMA 93% of the worlds population
uses some type of paper to wipe fecal material from their rectum. "This
is outrageous" says Gert Froebel, Chairman of the Colon World Health
Organization based in Brussels. "Tissue is loaded with bleach residue,
dyes, heavy parfumes, and chemicals which could lead to bauxite lesions
or worse in the recum and/or colon. It is the recommendation of the
CWHO to disrobe upon entering the lu, take bowel movement, and go
directly into the shower or bath and cleanse recal area with warm
water. Do not soap rectum at this time; merely flush the fecal material
away with warm running water. Stated Froeble, "The rectum is not a
piece of wood that you sand with harsh and abrasive papers." The survey
is available at CWHO.org.
lol, the toilet and shower are at opposite ends of my house :) I can just
imagine myself streaking through the main living area to go wash my bum :)
NEVER going to happen!
Just hope the CWHO isn't monitoring this group, you'll be in real
trouble. <:-)
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| User: "Bacon" |
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| Title: Re: Flush the Brown Out |
13 May 2006 10:46:42 PM |
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On Sun, 14 May 2006 03:39:13 GMT, Charles <ckraft@SPAMTRAP.west.net>
wrote:
From another group. I, for one, had never heard of the CWHO.
On 13 May 2006 20:26:20 -0700, wrote:
In a recent survey conducted by the AMA 93% of the worlds population
uses some type of paper to wipe fecal material from their rectum. "This
is outrageous" says Gert Froebel, Chairman of the Colon World Health
Organization based in Brussels. "Tissue is loaded with bleach residue,
dyes, heavy parfumes, and chemicals which could lead to bauxite lesions
or worse in the recum and/or colon. It is the recommendation of the
CWHO to disrobe upon entering the lu, take bowel movement, and go
directly into the shower or bath and cleanse recal area with warm
water. Do not soap rectum at this time; merely flush the fecal material
away with warm running water. Stated Froeble, "The rectum is not a
piece of wood that you sand with harsh and abrasive papers." The survey
is available at CWHO.org.
I think the fact that it says not to use soap when washing crap off
your ***** reveals it as *****.
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| User: "cal" |
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| Title: Re: Flush the Brown Out |
14 May 2006 09:50:59 PM |
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"Bacon" <rbkfour@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:qq9d62t86ilarap4garbgmdh5e5sa27dfq@4ax.com...
On Sun, 14 May 2006 03:39:13 GMT, Charles <ckraft@SPAMTRAP.west.net>
wrote:
From another group. I, for one, had never heard of the CWHO.
On 13 May 2006 20:26:20 -0700, wrote:
In a recent survey conducted by the AMA 93% of the worlds population
uses some type of paper to wipe fecal material from their rectum. "This
is outrageous" says Gert Froebel, Chairman of the Colon World Health
Organization based in Brussels. "Tissue is loaded with bleach residue,
dyes, heavy parfumes, and chemicals which could lead to bauxite lesions
or worse in the recum and/or colon. It is the recommendation of the
CWHO to disrobe upon entering the lu, take bowel movement, and go
directly into the shower or bath and cleanse recal area with warm
water. Do not soap rectum at this time; merely flush the fecal material
away with warm running water. Stated Froeble, "The rectum is not a
piece of wood that you sand with harsh and abrasive papers." The survey
is available at CWHO.org.
I think the fact that it says not to use soap when washing crap off
your ***** reveals it as *****.
***** washes away perfectly well without soap. we only need soap to dissolve
and remove hair and skin oils, which we're culturally conditioned to think
of as "dirty".
but cwho.org is bogus. it resolves to the camillus west homeowners'
association web site.
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