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Without getting all geeked out. My heart is still racing. I would not
make a good Green Beret. He was a big ugly sucker too. I saw him
earlier and was going to let him go, but he showed up again on the stove
right as I was cooking. The flame didn't get him, so I had to finish
him off with the tongs. Poor *****, just stay outside my house and
we'll be fine. I freaking hate spiders.