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Topic: Sociology > Depression
User: "The Entire Population of Liechtenstein"
Date: 03 Jan 2005 01:09:15 PM
Object: Re: You are a masterpiece
Alternatively:
SWM, US resident, NSOH, w/ own status and power, WLTM beautiful,
sensual female, pref. non-American and non-African, who does not use
mercury to mine gold or make her own reality. Hair must swing down
rather than up, and be horticulturally diverse to an unusual extent.
Eyes must contain dead French painters and be kept well away from me.
Nose should resemble oceangoing passenger vessel and be capable of
chastening air as well as of staying aloft in floods. Tongue should be
gentle and lead food in the correct direction. A breast size of at
least two Taj Mahals would be appreciated, and candidates must show
preternatural singing ability. I am also keen on backs resembling large
African deserts, ears containing paddies, hands sustained by turbines,
and sandy stomachs.
Long, cheetah-like legs and ability to "run like hell" also a plus:
this last may well come in useful to you quite early on.
Box 4312
ilya_shambat2004@yahoo.com wrote:

Your hair, like hanging gardens of the queen
Of Babylon, swing down, and in them seen
Are ivy, cherry blossom, orchid, rose
Blooming together in resplendor. Those

Blue eyes, in which we see Monet, Renoir -
The beauty fathomed specially from afar,
That are more haunting, beautiful and true
The greater distance between me and you;

A nose that like a liner in the seas
Engulfs the essence of the ocean breeze -
That stays aloft in turmoil and in flood
And sends the chastened air through the blood -

The lips that like the opening to a cave
Conceal a warm and delicate enclave
In which the sparkling teeth and gentle tongue
Lead food inside and air into the lung;

A neck that like a Doric column stands
Majestic, long and white; the lily hands
That craft calligraphy and highest art
Sustained by rushing turbines of your heart;

A chest with double Taj Mahals adorned
That puts all human craftsmanship to scorn;
The voice, like a piano or a flute
Resounds through many octaves or stops mute,

The strands of spirit that are entertwined
In the refining furnace of your mind
That fills itself with majesty and love
And forges them into a treasure trove:

The legs like those of cheetah or gazelle
Are elegant and long and run like hell;
The stomach that like delta river's sand
Is smooth and soft and tender to the hand;

And terraced hills and paddies of your ears,
And morning dewdrops of your gentle tears,
And the Saharah Desert of your back,
And the Forbidden Palace in its track:

In you the world is manifest, in you
Is sun and sky and every worldly hue,
The flowers, stars and sculptures and the word
Of masters and the dreamers and the Lord.

I love you all; and, feeling with my heart
Your whole entity and every part,
I turn off reason and, delirious, fall
Into the Sistine Chapel of your soul.

Ilya Shambat

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User: ""

Title: Re: You are a masterpiece 03 Jan 2005 01:56:30 PM
The Entire Population of Liechtenstein wrote:

Alternatively:

SWM, US resident, NSOH, w/ own status and power, WLTM beautiful,
sensual female, pref. non-American and non-African, who does not use
mercury to mine gold or make her own reality. Hair must swing down
rather than up, and be horticulturally diverse to an unusual extent.
Eyes must contain dead French painters and be kept well away from me.
Nose should resemble oceangoing passenger vessel and be capable of
chastening air as well as of staying aloft in floods. Tongue should

be

gentle and lead food in the correct direction. A breast size of at
least two Taj Mahals would be appreciated, and candidates must show
preternatural singing ability. I am also keen on backs resembling

large

African deserts, ears containing paddies, hands sustained by

turbines,

and sandy stomachs.

Long, cheetah-like legs and ability to "run like hell" also a plus:
this last may well come in useful to you quite early on.

Box 4312

Oh, that's great.
Are you actually from Lichtenstein? It seems like they've had some good
times lately.
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