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"neoholistic" |
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23 Aug 2004 12:42:17 PM |
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Someone post a joke |
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I need some cheering up.
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| User: "% surfs@uniserve" |
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| Title: Re: Someone post a joke |
23 Aug 2004 01:41:13 PM |
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"neoholistic" <ekqbwpo@neoholistic.org> wrote in message
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I need some cheering up.
you want jokes , ok , jokes you get
http://www.amazingjokes.com/ ... click on , " browse archieve "
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| User: "neoholistic" |
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| Title: Re: Someone post a joke |
23 Aug 2004 12:52:14 PM |
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"%" wrote:
"neoholistic" <ekqbwpo@neoholistic.org> wrote in message
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I need some cheering up.
you want jokes , ok , jokes you get
http://www.amazingjokes.com/ ... click on , " browse archieve "
Bookmarked!
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| User: "% surfs@uniserve" |
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| Title: Re: Someone post a joke |
23 Aug 2004 01:47:12 PM |
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"neoholistic" <ekqbwpo@neoholistic.org> wrote in message
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"%" wrote:
"neoholistic" <ekqbwpo@neoholistic.org> wrote in message
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I need some cheering up.
you want jokes , ok , jokes you get
http://www.amazingjokes.com/ ... click on , " browse archieve "
Bookmarked!
ok , but , no laughing
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| User: "neoholistic" |
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| Title: Re: Someone post a joke |
23 Aug 2004 01:02:29 PM |
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"%" wrote:
"neoholistic" <ekqbwpo@neoholistic.org> wrote in message
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"%" wrote:
"neoholistic" <ekqbwpo@neoholistic.org> wrote in message
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I need some cheering up.
you want jokes , ok , jokes you get
http://www.amazingjokes.com/ ... click on , " browse archieve "
Bookmarked!
ok , but , no laughing
You've posted some of them lately in here.
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| User: "% surfs@uniserve" |
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| Title: Re: Someone post a joke |
23 Aug 2004 02:02:11 PM |
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"neoholistic" <ekqbwpo@neoholistic.org> wrote in message
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"%" wrote:
"neoholistic" <ekqbwpo@neoholistic.org> wrote in message
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"%" wrote:
"neoholistic" <ekqbwpo@neoholistic.org> wrote in message
news:412A2C79.5E72C144@neoholistic.org...
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I need some cheering up.
you want jokes , ok , jokes you get
http://www.amazingjokes.com/ ... click on , " browse archieve "
Bookmarked!
ok , but , no laughing
You've posted some of them lately in here.
yea i have , i get them sent to me and if i like them i post them
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| User: "Flashfire" |
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| Title: Re: Someone post a joke |
23 Aug 2004 03:04:15 PM |
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neoholistic wrote:
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I need some cheering up.
a joke - now cheer up
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Regards Lee
Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of
enthusiasm. ~ Sir Winston Churchill
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| User: "neoholistic" |
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| Title: Re: Someone post a joke |
26 Aug 2004 04:05:30 AM |
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Flashfire wrote:
neoholistic wrote:
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I need some cheering up.
a joke - now cheer up
Exactly what I wanted to hear ;)
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| User: "Contrarian" |
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| Title: Re: Someone post a joke |
23 Aug 2004 10:30:39 PM |
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someone asked:
I need some cheering up.
OK you asked for a joke.
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon As she lay
her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened
to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head
sadly and said, "I'm so sorry, your pet has passed away."
The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure? "Yes, I'm sure. The duck
is dead," he replied. "How can you be so sure", she protested. "I
mean, you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just
be in a coma or something."
The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned
a few moments later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's
owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his
front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to
bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.
The vet patted the dog and took it out and returned a few moments
later with a beautiful cat. The cat jumped up on the table and also
sniffed the bird from its beak to its tail and back again. The cat sat
back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly, jumped down and
strolled out of the room.
The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this
is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck." Then the vet
turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys, and produced a bill,
which he handed to the woman.
The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!" she cried.
"$150 just to tell me my duck is dead?!!"
The vet shrugged. "I'm sorry. If you'd taken my word for it, the bill
would have been $20. But what with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it
all adds up."
from http://www.gcfl.net Archives
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| User: "neoholistic" |
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| Title: Re: Someone post a joke |
26 Aug 2004 04:04:53 AM |
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I knew this one, but it's a good one anyway.
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