Pay me a compliment and I'll be your bestest friend!

Disclaimer: Offer not valid if compliment is paid by females, alcholics,
drug addicts, people of German decent, people of Japanese decent, people
living in the state of Connecticut, people with last names ending in the
letter "o," democrats, republicans, independents, or anyone who has ever
insulted me or anyone else in their life because those people are by
definition bullies and I don't associate with bullies.