I have a friend who's pregnant and works as a counselor. So I told her
to say hello to her inner child - both the physical one and the
metaphysical one.
Meanwhile someone, following my example, deduced that the clock in some
hidden way said "666." He said it was the mark of the beast. I asked
what kind of beast (having spoken on that issue before), and he said,
THE SQUIRREL! Then I told him that the name of the first dog in space -
Belka - actually means squirrel, and that the Evil Empire catapulted
the beast - the Squirrel - into space.
So I ask everyone here. What would you do if you were the Antichrist?
Ilya Shambat.
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| User: "Aragon" |
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| Title: Re: Spiritual humor |
30 Jan 2006 05:19:43 PM |
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<ilya_shambat2004@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1138635419.556224.3380@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
beast. I asked
Then I told him that the name of the first dog in space -
Belka - actually means squirrel,
Btw. the name of the first dog in space was LAJKA not Belka
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| User: "Barbaras Cat" |
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30 Jan 2006 05:35:15 PM |
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In article <drm6ug$dc0$1@ss405.t-com.hr>,
Aragon <davor.jelenic@zg.t-com.hr> said:
<ilya_shambat2004@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1138635419.556224.3380@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
beast. I asked
Then I told him that the name of the first dog in space -
Belka - actually means squirrel,
Btw. the name of the first dog in space was LAJKA not Belka
Heh. You're saying it's not Laika?
--
Cm~
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| User: "eoygeo" |
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31 Jan 2006 07:48:40 AM |
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Day first at night having a slight flu
Day two went to a Doc having antibiotic
slept all day way before a peak of the flu
Same day by night a flu almost gone
let see for the next day
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| User: "Will Dockery" |
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30 Jan 2006 11:11:04 AM |
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wrote:
I have a friend who's pregnant and works as a counselor. So I told her
to say hello to her inner child - both the physical one and the
metaphysical one.
Meanwhile someone, following my example, deduced that the clock in some
hidden way said "666." He said it was the mark of the beast. I asked
what kind of beast (having spoken on that issue before), and he said,
THE SQUIRREL! Then I told him that the name of the first dog in space -
Belka - actually means squirrel, and that the Evil Empire catapulted
the beast - the Squirrel - into space.
So I ask everyone here. What would you do if you were the Antichrist?
Start a rock band and perform my poetry on local stages of Shadowville,
and in my spare time lay traps for Troubador Worm Farmers
<http://wormfarmer.blogspot.com/> who get killed before they reach
Bombay.
Oh, wait...
Good stuff, man... keep fighting the good fight.
--
"Mirror Twins" by Will Dockery:
http://www.myspace.com/dockeryconleytrio
Tuesday Afternoon Show:
http://www.tuesdayafternoonshow.com
Tuesday With Little Spain.
And I am shoved back into this night life.
Well, she said, she said,
she said it was impossible.
There is a place, it smoulders, it is the past, dreamtime,
wander these dark corridors of memory.
I sleep so deep, I don't like to sleep,
my dreams threaten to take me away.
Floating in a sea of bad vibes,
I do these things over and over,
repentatively,
feel regret but keep doing it over and over.
Then the whole thing becomes a blur.
Grey and pasted, patched together with spackling
and sheet rock mud,
a disgusted perversion of humanity.
During the decline and fall of poetry,
in the summer of sardonic excess,
I sat with Little Spain on her steps, and felt her softness.
Still a sky poet, though tattered and glowing,
brought down from Blue Territory, no longer in Blue Territory.
I wandered by a cold river
in the flaming copper land of summer.
This complete process of remaking we had,
your mix of pales and shades,
your, disctinctive mythic self,
one distinct sing of your eyes...
I must bitterly understand our fate,
we were never meant to be,
Like lost in the mirror'd rooms of a crazy house.
Crimson on the napkins,
pink fuzz on the clover.
Maneuver to the left, and forward,
into a mud soaked future.
-Will Dockery
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| User: "Greg Evans" |
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30 Jan 2006 09:44:27 AM |
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wrote:
So I ask everyone here. What would you do if you
were the Antichrist?
Hire a better jokewriter, for one thing.
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| User: "the one and only purpleveggie" |
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30 Jan 2006 09:50:28 AM |
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and go ***** myself
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| User: "Mos Not@YourHouse" |
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30 Jan 2006 12:17:33 PM |
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"the one and only purpleveggie" <purpleveggie@hotmail.com>
wrote in message
and go ***** myself
You learned that snappy remark in alt.tasteless.jokes !
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| User: "humble.life" |
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30 Jan 2006 10:08:14 AM |
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the one and only purpleveggie wrote:
and go ***** myself
i think i got my hand pregnant once
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| User: "Mos Not@YourHouse" |
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30 Jan 2006 12:18:03 PM |
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"humble.life" <nospam@nospam.net> wrote in message
news:446rqoFljn6U1@individual.net
the one and only purpleveggie wrote:
and go ***** myself
i think i got my hand pregnant once
Next time, wear a glove.
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| User: "humble.life" |
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30 Jan 2006 01:07:04 PM |
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Mos wrote:
"humble.life" <nospam@nospam.net> wrote in message
news:446rqoFljn6U1@individual.net
the one and only purpleveggie wrote:
and go ***** myself
i think i got my hand pregnant once
Next time, wear a glove.
oh it's too late for that now, i think one's on the way
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| User: "humble.life" |
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30 Jan 2006 01:07:21 PM |
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humble.life wrote:
Mos wrote:
"humble.life" <nospam@nospam.net> wrote in message
news:446rqoFljn6U1@individual.net
the one and only purpleveggie wrote:
and go ***** myself
i think i got my hand pregnant once
Next time, wear a glove.
oh it's too late for that now, i think one's on the way
oh no hold on, it's just a callous
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| User: "Mos Not@YourHouse" |
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30 Jan 2006 03:29:22 PM |
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"humble.life" <nospam@nospam.net> wrote in message
news:4476aiFne77U2@individual.net
humble.life wrote:
Mos wrote:
"humble.life" <nospam@nospam.net> wrote in message
news:446rqoFljn6U1@individual.net
the one and only purpleveggie wrote:
and go ***** myself
i think i got my hand pregnant once
Next time, wear a glove.
oh it's too late for that now, i think one's on the way
oh no hold on, it's just a callous
Least it wasn't a nasty litte wart.
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| User: "the one and only purpleveggie" |
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30 Jan 2006 01:08:54 PM |
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as in "dont be so callous"?
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| User: "knewhope" |
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30 Jan 2006 04:01:26 PM |
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isnt the antichrist GW Bush?
you know those omen movies where the antichrist is the son of a
powerful leader?
he fits the bill to a tee. it would be great of someone wrestled him
down to see if hes got tattoos on his head
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| User: "Ivan Marsh" |
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30 Jan 2006 04:23:23 PM |
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On Mon, 30 Jan 2006 14:01:26 -0800, knewhope wrote:
isnt the antichrist GW Bush?
The anti-christ wouldn't be that stupid.
--
The USA Patriot Act is the most unpatriotic act in American history.
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| User: "Alexander Kalinowski" |
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30 Jan 2006 10:28:04 AM |
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In alt.suicide.holiday wrote:
I have a friend who's pregnant and works as a counselor. So I told her
to say hello to her inner child - both the physical one and the
metaphysical one.
Meanwhile someone, following my example, deduced that the clock in some
hidden way said "666." He said it was the mark of the beast. I asked
what kind of beast (having spoken on that issue before), and he said,
THE SQUIRREL! Then I told him that the name of the first dog in space -
Belka - actually means squirrel, and that the Evil Empire catapulted
the beast - the Squirrel - into space.
So I ask everyone here. What would you do if you were the Antichrist?
Alex:
Realize my folly and transcend my own falsely perceived nature? :-)
Ilya Shambat.
--
Waiting for you to return.
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| User: "Beau Blue Jinn \see snoozio.net" |
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30 Jan 2006 10:44:05 AM |
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"Alexander Kalinowski" <alex@enterprise.mathematik.uni-essen.de> wrote in message news:446t4kFlj4mU12@news.dfncis.de...
In alt.suicide.holiday wrote:
....
So I ask everyone here. What would you do if you were the Antichrist?
Alex:
Realize my folly and transcend my own falsely perceived nature? :-)
Doesn't the Antichrist have a barbed penis?
....or is the Antichrist a Twinkie Hoovering fitch?
:)
--
AJ - http://clitin.com
(the biggest ***** in pornetry)
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| User: "Greg Evans" |
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| Title: Re: Spiritual humor |
30 Jan 2006 10:51:07 AM |
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Beau Blue Jinn (see snoozio.net) wrote:
Doesn't the Antichrist have a barbed penis?
...or is the Antichrist a Twinkie Hoovering fitch?
"Decaf" is the Antichrist.
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| User: "Mos Not@YourHouse" |
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30 Jan 2006 12:20:21 PM |
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"Greg Evans" <misterx@larkbooks.com> wrote in message
news:446ufsFmjniU1@individual.net
Beau Blue Jinn (see snoozio.net) wrote:
Doesn't the Antichrist have a barbed penis?
...or is the Antichrist a Twinkie Hoovering fitch?
"Decaf" is the Antichrist.
Misspelt: "Near Beer".
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| User: "Beau Blue Jinn \see snoozio.net" |
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30 Jan 2006 11:28:54 AM |
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"Greg Evans" <misterx@larkbooks.com> wrote in message news:446ufsFmjniU1@individual.net...
Beau Blue Jinn (see snoozio.net) wrote:
Doesn't the Antichrist have a barbed penis?
...or is the Antichrist a Twinkie Hoovering fitch?
"Decaf" is the Antichrist.
I know him.
He used to work for MicroPro, but then
he got a grinder.
--
AJ - http://clitin.com
(the biggest ***** in pornetry)
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| User: "Rob Evans" |
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| Title: Re: Spiritual humor |
30 Jan 2006 11:50:38 AM |
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In message <1138635419.556224.3380@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
ilya_shambat2004@yahoo.com writes
I have a friend who's pregnant and works as a counselor. So I told her
to say hello to her inner child - both the physical one and the
metaphysical one.
Meanwhile someone, following my example, deduced that the clock in some
hidden way said "666." He said it was the mark of the beast. I asked
what kind of beast (having spoken on that issue before), and he said,
THE SQUIRREL! Then I told him that the name of the first dog in space -
Belka - actually means squirrel, and that the Evil Empire catapulted
the beast - the Squirrel - into space.
So I ask everyone here. What would you do if you were the Antichrist?
My first act would be to burn you from the face of the earth because you
are a pompous, narcissistic *****-witted irritant. Yay, thus t'would be
as if ye had never existed.
Evil, of course, is ultimately self-defeating. My vicious and selfish
act would thus have inadvertently but significantly raised the average
intelligence (both mental and emotional) of the human race and it would
turn away from me.
A sad outcome, antichrist-wise, but worth it to bring an end to your
limitless egotistical off-topic blethering.
Rob
--
Rob Evans
When I see a swine
I reach for 45-calibre pearls.
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| User: "Mos Not@YourHouse" |
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| Title: Re: Spiritual humor |
30 Jan 2006 12:47:13 PM |
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"Rob Evans" <rre@mla001.demon.co.uk> wrote
a bunch of kak I snipped.
You got a brother name of Greg ?
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| User: "Rob Evans" |
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| Title: Re: Spiritual humor |
31 Jan 2006 02:42:44 AM |
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In message <eemdnZcF-a2swkPeRVn-hQ@pcisys.net>, Mos
<Not@YourHouse.?.invalid> writes
"Rob Evans" <rre@mla001.demon.co.uk> wrote
a bunch of kak I snipped.
You got a brother name of Greg ?
Nope - but I have a pet called Mos, apparently.
Rob
--
Rob Evans
When I see a swine
I reach for 45-calibre pearls.
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| User: "Mos Not@YourHouse" |
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| Title: Re: Spiritual humor |
31 Jan 2006 09:23:58 AM |
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"Rob Evans" <rre@mla001.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
news:LIpJCAMEMy3DFwuw@mla001.demon.co.uk
In message <eemdnZcF-a2swkPeRVn-hQ@pcisys.net>, Mos
<Not@YourHouse.?.invalid> writes
"Rob Evans" <rre@mla001.demon.co.uk> wrote
a bunch of kak I snipped.
You got a brother name of Greg ?
Nope - but I have a pet called Mos, apparently.
Interesting. I have one; name of Rob.
And he's going to bark at me real soon.
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| User: "Barbaras Cat" |
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| Title: Re: Spiritual humor |
31 Jan 2006 10:27:37 AM |
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In article <mJSdnc0PLP6THELeRVn-gA@pcisys.net>,
Mos <Not@YourHouse> said:
"Rob Evans" <rre@mla001.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
news:LIpJCAMEMy3DFwuw@mla001.demon.co.uk
In message <eemdnZcF-a2swkPeRVn-hQ@pcisys.net>, Mos
<Not@YourHouse.?.invalid> writes
"Rob Evans" <rre@mla001.demon.co.uk> wrote
a bunch of kak I snipped.
You got a brother name of Greg ?
Nope - but I have a pet called Mos, apparently.
Interesting. I have one; name of Rob.
And he's going to bark at me real soon.
If you repeat it enough times
it becomes your reality.
Reference: Incanducktion.
--
Cm~
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| User: "Mos Not@YourHouse" |
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31 Jan 2006 12:15:31 PM |
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"Barbara's Cat" <cat@XSPAMkookbusters.org> wrote in message
news:MPG.1e495a07c8c387a2989950@127.0.0.1
In article <mJSdnc0PLP6THELeRVn-gA@pcisys.net>,
Mos <Not@YourHouse> said:
"Rob Evans" <rre@mla001.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
news:LIpJCAMEMy3DFwuw@mla001.demon.co.uk
In message <eemdnZcF-a2swkPeRVn-hQ@pcisys.net>, Mos
<Not@YourHouse.?.invalid> writes
"Rob Evans" <rre@mla001.demon.co.uk> wrote
a bunch of kak I snipped.
You got a brother name of Greg ?
Nope - but I have a pet called Mos, apparently.
Interesting. I have one; name of Rob.
And he's going to bark at me real soon.
If you repeat it enough times
it becomes your reality.
Reference: Incanducktion.
Let's give it a try:
It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It.
Nope, it doesn't work or it wasn't enough.
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| User: "Barbaras Cat" |
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| Title: Re: Spiritual humor |
31 Jan 2006 06:50:42 PM |
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In article <S4Sdnbao4eLeNELenZ2dnUVZ_vudnZ2d@pcisys.net>,
Mos <Not@YourHouse> said:
"Barbara's Cat" <cat@XSPAMkookbusters.org> wrote in message
news:MPG.1e495a07c8c387a2989950@127.0.0.1
In article <mJSdnc0PLP6THELeRVn-gA@pcisys.net>,
Mos <Not@YourHouse> said:
"Rob Evans" <rre@mla001.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
news:LIpJCAMEMy3DFwuw@mla001.demon.co.uk
In message <eemdnZcF-a2swkPeRVn-hQ@pcisys.net>, Mos
<Not@YourHouse.?.invalid> writes
"Rob Evans" <rre@mla001.demon.co.uk> wrote
a bunch of kak I snipped.
You got a brother name of Greg ?
Nope - but I have a pet called Mos, apparently.
Interesting. I have one; name of Rob.
And he's going to bark at me real soon.
If you repeat it enough times
it becomes your reality.
Reference: Incanducktion.
Let's give it a try:
It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It.
Nope, it doesn't work or it wasn't enough.
<sigh>
--
Cm~
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| User: "Mos Not@YourHouse" |
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| Title: Re: Spiritual humor |
31 Jan 2006 08:49:19 PM |
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"Barbara's Cat" <cat@XSPAMkookbusters.org> wrote in message
news:MPG.1e49cfeb99e3d4bc989e26@127.0.0.1
In article <S4Sdnbao4eLeNELenZ2dnUVZ_vudnZ2d@pcisys.net>,
Mos <Not@YourHouse> said:
"Barbara's Cat" <cat@XSPAMkookbusters.org> wrote in
message news:MPG.1e495a07c8c387a2989950@127.0.0.1
In article <mJSdnc0PLP6THELeRVn-gA@pcisys.net>,
Mos <Not@YourHouse> said:
"Rob Evans" <rre@mla001.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
news:LIpJCAMEMy3DFwuw@mla001.demon.co.uk
In message <eemdnZcF-a2swkPeRVn-hQ@pcisys.net>, Mos
<Not@YourHouse.?.invalid> writes
"Rob Evans" <rre@mla001.demon.co.uk> wrote
a bunch of kak I snipped.
You got a brother name of Greg ?
Nope - but I have a pet called Mos, apparently.
Interesting. I have one; name of Rob.
And he's going to bark at me real soon.
If you repeat it enough times
it becomes your reality.
Reference: Incanducktion.
Let's give it a try:
It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It.
Nope, it doesn't work or it wasn't enough.
<sigh>
Too pedantic ?
Life is too short to always be taken seriously.....
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| User: "Larry Krzewinski" |
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01 Feb 2006 12:16:29 AM |
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On Tue, 31 Jan 2006 19:49:19 -0700, "Mos" <Not@YourHouse> wrote:
Life is too short to always be taken seriously.....
Then you need to try a little humor, Mos. What are you waiting for?
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| User: "Dennis M. Hammes" |
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01 Feb 2006 01:50:56 PM |
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Mos wrote:
"Barbara's Cat" <cat@XSPAMkookbusters.org> wrote in message
news:MPG.1e495a07c8c387a2989950@127.0.0.1
In article <mJSdnc0PLP6THELeRVn-gA@pcisys.net>,
Mos <Not@YourHouse> said:
"Rob Evans" <rre@mla001.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
news:LIpJCAMEMy3DFwuw@mla001.demon.co.uk
In message <eemdnZcF-a2swkPeRVn-hQ@pcisys.net>, Mos
<Not@YourHouse.?.invalid> writes
"Rob Evans" <rre@mla001.demon.co.uk> wrote
a bunch of kak I snipped.
You got a brother name of Greg ?
Nope - but I have a pet called Mos, apparently.
Interesting. I have one; name of Rob.
And he's going to bark at me real soon.
If you repeat it enough times
it becomes your reality.
Reference: Incanducktion.
Let's give it a try:
It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It.
Nope, it doesn't work or it wasn't enough.
That's because It's on eBAY.
--
-------(m+
~/:o)_|
In Victorian times, a "swell" was a frog in his Prince phase.
By the Depression, "swell" was the frog's *feeling* on being
"kissed" into a Prince. Thus, the Depression.
http://scrawlmark.org
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