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Sociology > Depression |
| User: |
"Haunt" |
| Date: |
07 Apr 2007 07:51:00 AM |
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TEN REASONS WHY THE DEVIL IS NO GOOD AT SEX: |
1 HE HAS NO CONSIDERATIONS FOR THE PERSONS FEELINGS. THUS DOES NOT TRY
TO PROVOKE AN ORGASM.
2 HIS PENIS IS COLD
3 HE IS TOO ROUGH
4 WHEN HE ACTUALLY SODOMIZES PEOPLE, HE DOESN'T BOTHER ABOUT
LUBRICATION
5 HE HAS CLAWS, SO NOTHING KINKY
6 HIS KISSES ARE LIKE BITES
7 HE CAN STOOP TO ANY DEPTH OF FILTH AND DOESN'T CARE WHETHER OTHERS
WONT
8 HE HAS A WICKED TEMPER WHEN HE DOESN'T GET HIS OWN WAY
9 IT FEELS MORE LIKE RAPE
10 AFTERWARDS, HE HAS CUSTARDY OF THE CHILD AND YOUR SOUL.
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| User: "YouthInAsia" |
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| Title: Re: TEN REASONS WHY THE DEVIL IS NO GOOD AT SEX: |
07 Apr 2007 10:15:08 AM |
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On Apr 7, 7:51 am, "Haunt" <platan...@hotmail.co.uk> wrote:
10 AFTERWARDS, HE HAS CUSTARDY OF THE CHILD AND YOUR SOUL.
custardy -- that's like a desert, isn't it?
i can see a 3 Stooges or Laurel and Hardy routine here ...
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