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Sociology > Depression |
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"Ian Fleming the poster formaly known as purpleveggie" |
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24 Jan 2006 02:49:25 AM |
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The A-Z of alt |
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| User: "Charles" |
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| Title: Re: The A-Z of alt |
24 Jan 2006 02:51:07 AM |
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On 24 Jan 2006 00:49:25 -0800, "Ian Fleming the poster formaly known
as purpleveggie" <purpleveggie@hotmail.com> wrote:
A is for argumentative
is not
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| User: "Ian Fleming the poster formaly known as purpleveggie" |
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| Title: Re: The A-Z of alt |
24 Jan 2006 02:56:11 AM |
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Charles wrote:
On 24 Jan 2006 00:49:25 -0800, "Ian Fleming the poster formaly known
as purpleveggie" <purpleveggie@hotmail.com> wrote:
A is for argumentative
is not
IS
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| User: "Charles" |
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| Title: Re: The A-Z of alt |
24 Jan 2006 02:57:04 AM |
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On 24 Jan 2006 00:56:11 -0800, "Ian Fleming the poster formaly known
as purpleveggie" <purpleveggie@hotmail.com> wrote:
Charles wrote:
On 24 Jan 2006 00:49:25 -0800, "Ian Fleming the poster formaly known
as purpleveggie" <purpleveggie@hotmail.com> wrote:
A is for argumentative
is not
IS
IS NOT
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| User: "Ian Fleming the poster formaly known as purpleveggie" |
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| Title: Re: The A-Z of alt |
24 Jan 2006 03:39:32 AM |
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Charles wrote:
On 24 Jan 2006 00:56:11 -0800, "Ian Fleming the poster formaly known
as purpleveggie" <purpleveggie@hotmail.com> wrote:
Charles wrote:
On 24 Jan 2006 00:49:25 -0800, "Ian Fleming the poster formaly known
as purpleveggie" <purpleveggie@hotmail.com> wrote:
A is for argumentative
is not
IS
IS NOT
for the last time IT IS!
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| User: "GlennT" |
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| Title: Re: The A-Z of alt |
24 Jan 2006 04:36:16 AM |
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Ian Fleming the poster formaly known as purpleveggie wrote:
Charles wrote:
On 24 Jan 2006 00:56:11 -0800, "Ian Fleming the poster formaly known
as purpleveggie" <purpleveggie@hotmail.com> wrote:
Charles wrote:
On 24 Jan 2006 00:49:25 -0800, "Ian Fleming the poster formaly known
as purpleveggie" <purpleveggie@hotmail.com> wrote:
A is for argumentative
is not
IS
IS NOT
for the last time IT IS!
Well it could be. But then how would you accountants?
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| User: "GlennT" |
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| Title: Re: The A-Z of alt |
24 Jan 2006 04:37:13 AM |
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GlennT wrote:
Ian Fleming the poster formaly known as purpleveggie wrote:
Charles wrote:
On 24 Jan 2006 00:56:11 -0800, "Ian Fleming the poster formaly known
as purpleveggie" <purpleveggie@hotmail.com> wrote:
Charles wrote:
On 24 Jan 2006 00:49:25 -0800, "Ian Fleming the poster formaly known
as purpleveggie" <purpleveggie@hotmail.com> wrote:
A is for argumentative
is not
IS
IS NOT
for the last time IT IS!
Well it could be. But then how would you accountants?
Please insert "have" at the appropriate place.
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| User: "Alan Harding" |
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| Title: Re: The A-Z of alt |
24 Jan 2006 09:08:20 AM |
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In message <zrnBf.21130$vH5.926555@news.xtra.co.nz>, GlennT
<askme@noname.nz> writes
GlennT wrote:
Ian Fleming the poster formaly known as purpleveggie wrote:
Charles wrote:
On 24 Jan 2006 00:56:11 -0800, "Ian Fleming the poster formaly known
as purpleveggie" <purpleveggie@hotmail.com> wrote:
Charles wrote:
On 24 Jan 2006 00:49:25 -0800, "Ian Fleming the poster formaly known
as purpleveggie" <purpleveggie@hotmail.com> wrote:
A is for argumentative
is not
IS
IS NOT
for the last time IT IS!
Well it could be. But then how would you accountants?
Please insert "have" at the appropriate place.
How would you accountants have what?
--
The opinions given above may be mine. They might also
just be what I feel like saying right now, okay?
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| User: "GlennT" |
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| Title: Re: The A-Z of alt |
25 Jan 2006 04:13:02 AM |
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Alan Harding wrote:
In message <zrnBf.21130$vH5.926555@news.xtra.co.nz>, GlennT
<askme@noname.nz> writes
GlennT wrote:
Ian Fleming the poster formaly known as purpleveggie wrote:
Charles wrote:
On 24 Jan 2006 00:56:11 -0800, "Ian Fleming the poster formaly known
as purpleveggie" <purpleveggie@hotmail.com> wrote:
Charles wrote:
On 24 Jan 2006 00:49:25 -0800, "Ian Fleming the poster formaly known
as purpleveggie" <purpleveggie@hotmail.com> wrote:
A is for argumentative
is not
IS
IS NOT
for the last time IT IS!
Well it could be. But then how would you accountants?
Please insert "have" at the appropriate place.
How would you accountants have what?
How did I know you would grab that one? :)
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| User: "Charles" |
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| Title: Re: The A-Z of alt |
24 Jan 2006 11:03:38 AM |
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On 24 Jan 2006 01:39:32 -0800, "Ian Fleming the poster formaly known
as purpleveggie" <purpleveggie@hotmail.com> wrote:
Charles wrote:
On 24 Jan 2006 00:56:11 -0800, "Ian Fleming the poster formaly known
as purpleveggie" <purpleveggie@hotmail.com> wrote:
Charles wrote:
On 24 Jan 2006 00:49:25 -0800, "Ian Fleming the poster formaly known
as purpleveggie" <purpleveggie@hotmail.com> wrote:
A is for argumentative
is not
IS
IS NOT
for the last time IT IS!
sorry for quitting on you, I had to go to bed. I just can't keep up
with these deep philosophical discussions like I used to.
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| User: "Janithor" |
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| Title: Re: The A-Z of alt |
24 Jan 2006 04:44:41 AM |
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x-no-archive: yes
Charles wrote:
On 24 Jan 2006 00:56:11 -0800, "Ian Fleming the poster formaly known
as purpleveggie" <purpleveggie@hotmail.com> wrote:
Charles wrote:
On 24 Jan 2006 00:49:25 -0800, "Ian Fleming the poster formaly known
as purpleveggie" <purpleveggie@hotmail.com> wrote:
A is for argumentative
is not
IS
IS NOT
M: Ah. I'd like to have an argument, please.
R: Certainly sir. Have you been here before?
M: No, I haven't, this is my first time.
R: I see. Well, do you want to have just one argument, or were you
thinking of taking a course?
M: Well, what is the cost?
R: Well, It's one pound for a five minute argument, but only eight
pounds for a course of ten.
M: Well, I think it would be best if I perhaps started off with just
the one and then see how it goes.
R: Fine. Well, I'll see who's free at the moment.
Pause
R: Mr. DeBakey's free, but he's a little bit conciliatory.
Ahh yes, Try Mr. Barnard; room 12.
M: Thank you.
(Walks down the hall. Opens door.)
Q: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
M: Well, I was told outside that...
Q: Don't give me that, you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings!
M: What?
Q: Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke,
you vacuous, coffee-nosed, maloderous, pervert!!!
M: Look, I CAME HERE FOR AN ARGUMENT, I'm not going to just stand...!!
Q: OH, oh I'm sorry, but this is abuse.
M: Oh, I see, well, that explains it.
Q: Ah yes, you want room 12A, Just along the corridor.
M: Oh, Thank you very much. Sorry.
Q: Not at all.
M: Thank You.
(Under his breath) Stupid git!!
(Walk down the corridor)
M: (Knock)
A: Come in.
M: Ah, Is this the right room for an argument?
A: I told you once.
M: No you haven't.
A: Yes I have.
M: When?
A: Just now.
M: No you didn't.
A: Yes I did.
M: You didn't
A: I did!
M: You didn't!
A: I'm telling you I did!
M: You did not!!
A: Oh, I'm sorry, just one moment. Is this a five minute argument or
the full half hour?
M: Oh, just the five minutes.
A: Ah, thank you. Anyway, I did.
M: You most certainly did not.
A: Look, let's get this thing clear; I quite definitely told you.
M: No you did not.
A: Yes I did.
M: No you didn't.
A: Yes I did.
M: No you didn't.
A: Yes I did.
M: No you didn't.
A: Yes I did.
M: You didn't.
A: Did.
M: Oh look, this isn't an argument.
A: Yes it is.
M: No it isn't. It's just contradiction.
A: No it isn't.
M: It is!
A: It is not.
M: Look, you just contradicted me.
A: I did not.
M: Oh you did!!
A: No, no, no.
M: You did just then.
A: Nonsense!
M: Oh, this is futile!
A: No it isn't.
M: I came here for a good argument.
A: No you didn't; no, you came here for an argument.
M: An argument isn't just contradiction.
A: It can be.
M: No it can't. An argument is a connected series of statements
intended to establish a proposition.
A: No it isn't.
M: Yes it is! It's not just contradiction.
A: Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position.
M: Yes, but that's not just saying 'No it isn't.'
A: Yes it is!
M: No it isn't!
A: Yes it is!
M: Argument is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just the
automatic gainsaying of any statement the other person makes.
(short pause)
A: No it isn't.
M: It is.
A: Not at all.
M: Now look.
A: (Rings bell) Good Morning.
M: What?
A: That's it. Good morning.
M: I was just getting interested.
A: Sorry, the five minutes is up.
M: That was never five minutes!
A: I'm afraid it was.
M: It wasn't.
Pause
A: I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to argue anymore.
M: What?!
A: If you want me to go on arguing, you'll have to pay for another
five minutes.
M: Yes, but that was never five minutes, just now. Oh come on!
A: (Hums)
M: Look, this is ridiculous.
A: I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to argue unless you've paid!
M: Oh, all right.
(pays money)
A: Thank you.
short pause
M: Well?
A: Well what?
M: That wasn't really five minutes, just now.
A: I told you, I'm not allowed to argue unless you've paid.
M: I just paid!
A: No you didn't.
M: I DID!
A: No you didn't.
M: Look, I don't want to argue about that.
A: Well, you didn't pay.
M: Aha. If I didn't pay, why are you arguing? I Got you!
A: No you haven't.
M: Yes I have. If you're arguing, I must have paid.
A: Not necessarily. I could be arguing in my spare time.
M: Oh I've had enough of this.
A: No you haven't.
M: Oh Shut up.
(Walks down the stairs. Opens door.)
M: I want to complain.
C: You want to complain! Look at these shoes. I've only had them three
weeks and the heels are worn right through.
M: No, I want to complain about...
C: If you complain nothing happens, you might as well not bother.
M: Oh!
C: Oh my back hurts, it's not a very fine day and I'm sick and tired
of this office.
(Slams door. walks down corridor, opens next door.)
M: Hello, I want to... Ooooh!
H: No, no, no. Hold your head like this, then go Waaah. Try it again.
M: uuuwwhh!!
H: Better, Better, but Waah, Waah! Put your hand there.
M: No.
H: Now..
M: Waaaaah!!!
H: Good, Good! That's it.
M: Stop hitting me!!
H: What?
M: Stop hitting me!!
H: Stop hitting you?
M: Yes!
H: Why did you come in here then?
M: I wanted to complain.
H: Oh no, that's next door. It's being-hit-on-the-head lessons in here.
M: What a stupid concept.
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| User: "Ian Fleming the poster formaly known as purpleveggie" |
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| Title: Re: The A-Z of alt |
24 Jan 2006 09:38:10 AM |
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B is for bunny who is a nasty bunny coz she told me to drink bleach
which is not nice as it leaves a strange after taste
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