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Topic: Sociology > Depression
User: "Teilhard Knight"
Date: 10 Nov 2003 10:12:40 AM
Object: The bathroom
If you ever visit me and ask if you can go to the bathroom, I will say: "I'm
afraid you can't"
Then you will protest and say: "why?"
And I will answer: "because I do not have a bath, you can go to the toilet,
and even have a shower if you wish".
The end.
--
Teilhard Knight
The Extraterrestrial
Change "privacy" for "softhome" if you want to intrude my inbox
.

User: "Jernau Gurgeh"

Title: Re: The bathroom 10 Nov 2003 01:42:56 PM
Teilhard Knight wrote on 10 Nov 2003 in alt.support.depression

If you ever visit me and ask if you can go to the bathroom, I will
say: "I'm afraid you can't"

Then you will protest and say: "why?"

And I will answer: "because I do not have a bath, you can go to the
toilet, and even have a shower if you wish".

The end.

Did you ask annoying questions at sunday school by any chance? Like, "If
God is everywhere, does that mean he is also in our garden?"
"Certainly, my lad."
"Can't be, we haven't got a garden!"
Jernau
--
By Endurance We Conquer
-E. Shackleton
.
User: "Teilhard Knight"

Title: Re: The bathroom 10 Nov 2003 03:14:45 PM
"Jernau Gurgeh" <jernaugurgeh@mind.snuh> wrote in message
news:Xns942FD233CAB87SynchroniseUrDogmas@127.0.0.1...

Teilhard Knight wrote on 10 Nov 2003 in alt.support.depression

If you ever visit me and ask if you can go to the bathroom, I will
say: "I'm afraid you can't"

Then you will protest and say: "why?"

And I will answer: "because I do not have a bath, you can go to the
toilet, and even have a shower if you wish".

The end.


Did you ask annoying questions at sunday school by any chance? Like, "If
God is everywhere, does that mean he is also in our garden?"

"Certainly, my lad."

"Can't be, we haven't got a garden!"

LOL. yes, I did. But the priests got so angry at me, that I had to remain
quiet or face my father with his brutal discipline measures.
--
Teilhard Knight
The Extraterrestrial
Change "privacy" for "softhome" if you want to intrude my inbox
.
User: "Jernau Gurgeh"

Title: Re: The bathroom 10 Nov 2003 03:31:05 PM
Teilhard Knight wrote on 10 Nov 2003 in alt.support.depression

"Jernau Gurgeh" <jernaugurgeh@mind.snuh> wrote in message
news:Xns942FD233CAB87SynchroniseUrDogmas@127.0.0.1...

Teilhard Knight wrote on 10 Nov 2003 in alt.support.depression

If you ever visit me and ask if you can go to the bathroom, I will
say: "I'm afraid you can't"

Then you will protest and say: "why?"

And I will answer: "because I do not have a bath, you can go to the
toilet, and even have a shower if you wish".

The end.


Did you ask annoying questions at sunday school by any chance? Like,
"If God is everywhere, does that mean he is also in our garden?"

"Certainly, my lad."

"Can't be, we haven't got a garden!"


LOL. yes, I did. But the priests got so angry at me, that I had to
remain quiet or face my father with his brutal discipline measures.

Ouch, I know the situation only too well.
Well, at least they never managed to cure you of that trait :-)
Jernau
--
By Endurance We Conquer
-E. Shackleton
.
User: "Teilhard Knight"

Title: Re: The bathroom 10 Nov 2003 04:28:54 PM
"Jernau Gurgeh" <jernaugurgeh@mind.snuh> wrote in message
news:Xns942FE4DE2B145SynchroniseUrDogmas@127.0.0.1...

Teilhard Knight wrote on 10 Nov 2003 in alt.support.depression

"Jernau Gurgeh" <jernaugurgeh@mind.snuh> wrote in message
news:Xns942FD233CAB87SynchroniseUrDogmas@127.0.0.1...

Teilhard Knight wrote on 10 Nov 2003 in alt.support.depression

If you ever visit me and ask if you can go to the bathroom, I will
say: "I'm afraid you can't"

Then you will protest and say: "why?"

And I will answer: "because I do not have a bath, you can go to the
toilet, and even have a shower if you wish".

The end.


Did you ask annoying questions at sunday school by any chance? Like,
"If God is everywhere, does that mean he is also in our garden?"

"Certainly, my lad."

"Can't be, we haven't got a garden!"


LOL. yes, I did. But the priests got so angry at me, that I had to
remain quiet or face my father with his brutal discipline measures.


Ouch, I know the situation only too well.

Well, at least they never managed to cure you of that trait :-)

Well, most people do not see what is funny with that. I used to joke with my
colleagues with jokes like this: <we are walking towards my office and stand
in front of the door, then I knock and say> "Oh, I am not in, let's better
go".
--
Teilhard Knight
The Extraterrestrial
Change "privacy" for "softhome" if you want to intrude my inbox
.
User: "Jernau Gurgeh"

Title: Re: The bathroom 11 Nov 2003 02:57:17 AM
Teilhard Knight wrote on 10 Nov 2003 in alt.support.depression

"Jernau Gurgeh" <jernaugurgeh@mind.snuh> wrote in message
news:Xns942FE4DE2B145SynchroniseUrDogmas@127.0.0.1...

Teilhard Knight wrote on 10 Nov 2003 in alt.support.depression

"Jernau Gurgeh" <jernaugurgeh@mind.snuh> wrote in message
news:Xns942FD233CAB87SynchroniseUrDogmas@127.0.0.1...

Teilhard Knight wrote on 10 Nov 2003 in alt.support.depression

If you ever visit me and ask if you can go to the bathroom, I
will say: "I'm afraid you can't"

Then you will protest and say: "why?"

And I will answer: "because I do not have a bath, you can go to
the toilet, and even have a shower if you wish".

The end.


Did you ask annoying questions at sunday school by any chance?
Like, "If God is everywhere, does that mean he is also in our
garden?"

"Certainly, my lad."

"Can't be, we haven't got a garden!"


LOL. yes, I did. But the priests got so angry at me, that I had to
remain quiet or face my father with his brutal discipline measures.


Ouch, I know the situation only too well.

Well, at least they never managed to cure you of that trait :-)


Well, most people do not see what is funny with that. I used to joke
with my colleagues with jokes like this: <we are walking towards my
office and stand in front of the door, then I knock and say> "Oh, I am
not in, let's better go".

Oh dear, that one is a bit much. Well, you might like this one from Zappa
then: "I am gonna call the police."
"Oh no, please don't."
"And you know what I am going to call them? I'm gonna call them a bunch
of motherf*ckers."
Jernau
--
By Endurance We Conquer
-E. Shackleton
.
User: "Teilhard Knight"

Title: Re: The bathroom 11 Nov 2003 12:29:59 PM
"Jernau Gurgeh" <jernaugurgeh@mind.snuh> wrote in message
news:Xns943064D4A2FF7SynchroniseUrDogmas@127.0.0.1...

Teilhard Knight wrote on 10 Nov 2003 in alt.support.depression

"Jernau Gurgeh" <jernaugurgeh@mind.snuh> wrote in message
news:Xns942FE4DE2B145SynchroniseUrDogmas@127.0.0.1...

Teilhard Knight wrote on 10 Nov 2003 in alt.support.depression

"Jernau Gurgeh" <jernaugurgeh@mind.snuh> wrote in message
news:Xns942FD233CAB87SynchroniseUrDogmas@127.0.0.1...

Teilhard Knight wrote on 10 Nov 2003 in alt.support.depression

If you ever visit me and ask if you can go to the bathroom, I
will say: "I'm afraid you can't"

Then you will protest and say: "why?"

And I will answer: "because I do not have a bath, you can go to
the toilet, and even have a shower if you wish".

The end.


Did you ask annoying questions at sunday school by any chance?
Like, "If God is everywhere, does that mean he is also in our
garden?"

"Certainly, my lad."

"Can't be, we haven't got a garden!"


LOL. yes, I did. But the priests got so angry at me, that I had to
remain quiet or face my father with his brutal discipline measures.


Ouch, I know the situation only too well.

Well, at least they never managed to cure you of that trait :-)


Well, most people do not see what is funny with that. I used to joke
with my colleagues with jokes like this: <we are walking towards my
office and stand in front of the door, then I knock and say> "Oh, I am
not in, let's better go".


Oh dear, that one is a bit much. Well, you might like this one from Zappa
then: "I am gonna call the police."

"Oh no, please don't."

"And you know what I am going to call them? I'm gonna call them a bunch
of motherf*ckers."

Yes, that's the kind of jokes that I remember after people tell them. I have
a non-common sense of humour.
--
Teilhard Knight
The Extraterrestrial
Change "privacy" for "softhome" if you want to intrude my inbox
.





User: "Luna"

Title: Re: The bathroom 10 Nov 2003 01:47:48 PM
Jernau Gurgeh wrote:
<snip>


Did you ask annoying questions at sunday school by any chance? Like,
"If God is everywhere, does that mean he is also in our garden?"

"Certainly, my lad."

"Can't be, we haven't got a garden!"

You're pretty funny Jernau. You're always making me laugh.
Jean



Jernau

.
User: "Jernau Gurgeh"

Title: Re: The bathroom 10 Nov 2003 03:31:05 PM
Luna wrote on 10 Nov 2003 in alt.support.depression

Jernau Gurgeh wrote:
<snip>


Did you ask annoying questions at sunday school by any chance? Like,
"If God is everywhere, does that mean he is also in our garden?"

"Certainly, my lad."

"Can't be, we haven't got a garden!"


You're pretty funny Jernau. You're always making me laugh.

Thank you! When you laugh the multiverse smiles at me, and everything is as
it should be.
This was an ancient one, though, but the timing was right, luckily.
Sometimes humour is all I've got left, right now there is very little that
can be done productively with my brain.
Jernau
--
By Endurance We Conquer
-E. Shackleton
.
User: "Luna"

Title: Re: The bathroom 10 Nov 2003 03:42:12 PM
Jernau Gurgeh wrote:

Luna wrote on 10 Nov 2003 in alt.support.depression

Jernau Gurgeh wrote:
<snip>


Did you ask annoying questions at sunday school by any chance? Like,
"If God is everywhere, does that mean he is also in our garden?"

"Certainly, my lad."

"Can't be, we haven't got a garden!"


You're pretty funny Jernau. You're always making me laugh.


Thank you! When you laugh the multiverse smiles at me, and everything
is as it should be.

You're welcome! It is a High Compliment.


This was an ancient one, though, but the timing was right, luckily.

Sometimes humour is all I've got left, right now there is very little
that can be done productively with my brain.

You've got an excellent brain, don't be dissing that brain of yours.
Jean



Jernau

.
User: "Jernau Gurgeh"

Title: Re: The bathroom 11 Nov 2003 02:57:16 AM
Luna wrote on 10 Nov 2003 in alt.support.depression

Jernau Gurgeh wrote:

Luna wrote on 10 Nov 2003 in alt.support.depression

Jernau Gurgeh wrote:
<snip>


Did you ask annoying questions at sunday school by any chance? Like,
"If God is everywhere, does that mean he is also in our garden?"

"Certainly, my lad."

"Can't be, we haven't got a garden!"


You're pretty funny Jernau. You're always making me laugh.


Thank you! When you laugh the multiverse smiles at me, and everything
is as it should be.


You're welcome! It is a High Compliment.


This was an ancient one, though, but the timing was right, luckily.

Sometimes humour is all I've got left, right now there is very little
that can be done productively with my brain.


You've got an excellent brain, don't be dissing that brain of yours.

There is nothing wrong with it, but it seems to have a mind of it's own
at the moment. I'll have to work out some time sharing plan with it, or
something.
Jernau
--
By Endurance We Conquer
-E. Shackleton
.





User: "=?ISO-8859-1?Q?5=A2_punk?="

Title: Re: The bathroom 10 Nov 2003 10:16:10 AM
Teilhard Knight wrote:

If you ever visit me and ask if you can go to the bathroom, I will say: "I'm
afraid you can't"

Then you will protest and say: "why?"

And I will answer: "because I do not have a bath, you can go to the toilet,
and even have a shower if you wish".

The end.

i dont think id visit you if you were the only person left on the
planet.......if you were the last, i'd throw you out of my new house,
and ***** in the bathtub whenever i felt like it..
.
User: "Teilhard Knight"

Title: Re: The bathroom 10 Nov 2003 11:55:17 AM
"5¢ punk" <no@no.net> wrote in message news:3FAFBBF3.3070407@no.net...

Teilhard Knight wrote:

If you ever visit me and ask if you can go to the bathroom, I will say:

"I'm

afraid you can't"

Then you will protest and say: "why?"

And I will answer: "because I do not have a bath, you can go to the

toilet,

and even have a shower if you wish".

The end.


i dont think id visit you if you were the only person left on the
planet.......if you were the last, i'd throw you out of my new house,
and ***** in the bathtub whenever i felt like it..

Do I know you?
--
Teilhard Knight
The Extraterrestrial
Change "privacy" for "softhome" if you want to intrude my inbox
.
User: "=?ISO-8859-1?Q?5=A2_punk?="

Title: Re: The bathroom 10 Nov 2003 12:43:03 PM
Teilhard Knight wrote:

"5¢ punk" <no@no.net> wrote in message news:3FAFBBF3.3070407@no.net...

Teilhard Knight wrote:

If you ever visit me and ask if you can go to the bathroom, I will say:


"I'm

afraid you can't"

Then you will protest and say: "why?"

And I will answer: "because I do not have a bath, you can go to the


toilet,

and even have a shower if you wish".

The end.


i dont think id visit you if you were the only person left on the
planet.......if you were the last, i'd throw you out of my new house,
and ***** in the bathtub whenever i felt like it..



Do I know you?

no, but ive read all the stupid ***** you and % puke all over this ng for
the past 3 months....
now im going to get the...ive have seniority, ive been here since the
net was invented by al gore yadaydadyayda bs...oh, and the other regs,
will gladly come to your helpless aid.....and attempt to 'liberate' me..
and now i'lll use the famed %......you alll hate me..
i win...
.
User: "% surfs@uniserve"

Title: Re: The bathroom 10 Nov 2003 12:47:57 PM
"5¢ punk" <no@no.net> wrote in message news:3FAFDE84.5070501@no.net...

Teilhard Knight wrote:

"5¢ punk" <no@no.net> wrote in message news:3FAFBBF3.3070407@no.net...

Teilhard Knight wrote:

If you ever visit me and ask if you can go to the bathroom, I will say:


"I'm

afraid you can't"

Then you will protest and say: "why?"

And I will answer: "because I do not have a bath, you can go to the


toilet,

and even have a shower if you wish".

The end.


i dont think id visit you if you were the only person left on the
planet.......if you were the last, i'd throw you out of my new house,
and ***** in the bathtub whenever i felt like it..



Do I know you?


no, but ive read all the stupid ***** you and % puke all over this ng for
the past 3 months....


now im going to get the...ive have seniority, ive been here since the
net was invented by al gore yadaydadyayda bs...oh, and the other regs,
will gladly come to your helpless aid.....and attempt to 'liberate' me..


and now i'lll use the famed %......you alll hate me..



i win...

i knew you wanted to be me ,
but , your not cause i'm great whilr you are just a
.
User: "=?ISO-8859-1?Q?5=A2_punk?="

Title: Re: The bathroom 10 Nov 2003 12:56:24 PM
% wrote:

"5¢ punk" <no@no.net> wrote in message news:3FAFDE84.5070501@no.net...

Teilhard Knight wrote:

"5¢ punk" <no@no.net> wrote in message news:3FAFBBF3.3070407@no.net...


Teilhard Knight wrote:


If you ever visit me and ask if you can go to the bathroom, I will say:


"I'm


afraid you can't"

Then you will protest and say: "why?"

And I will answer: "because I do not have a bath, you can go to the


toilet,


and even have a shower if you wish".

The end.


i dont think id visit you if you were the only person left on the
planet.......if you were the last, i'd throw you out of my new house,
and ***** in the bathtub whenever i felt like it..



Do I know you?


no, but ive read all the stupid ***** you and % puke all over this ng for
the past 3 months....


now im going to get the...ive have seniority, ive been here since the
net was invented by al gore yadaydadyayda bs...oh, and the other regs,
will gladly come to your helpless aid.....and attempt to 'liberate' me..


and now i'lll use the famed %......you alll hate me..



i win...




i knew you wanted to be me ,
but , your not cause i'm great whilr you are just a


if i were you, id loop jump swing and dangle!
.
User: "% surfs@uniserve"

Title: Re: The bathroom 10 Nov 2003 01:02:51 PM
"5¢ punk" <no@no.net> wrote in message news:3FAFE1A9.5050708@no.net...

% wrote:

"5¢ punk" <no@no.net> wrote in message news:3FAFDE84.5070501@no.net...

Teilhard Knight wrote:

"5¢ punk" <no@no.net> wrote in message news:3FAFBBF3.3070407@no.net...


Teilhard Knight wrote:


If you ever visit me and ask if you can go to the bathroom, I will

say:


"I'm


afraid you can't"

Then you will protest and say: "why?"

And I will answer: "because I do not have a bath, you can go to the


toilet,


and even have a shower if you wish".

The end.


i dont think id visit you if you were the only person left on the
planet.......if you were the last, i'd throw you out of my new house,
and ***** in the bathtub whenever i felt like it..



Do I know you?


no, but ive read all the stupid ***** you and % puke all over this ng for
the past 3 months....


now im going to get the...ive have seniority, ive been here since the
net was invented by al gore yadaydadyayda bs...oh, and the other regs,
will gladly come to your helpless aid.....and attempt to 'liberate' me..


and now i'lll use the famed %......you alll hate me..



i win...




i knew you wanted to be me ,
but , your not cause i'm great whilr you are just a



if i were you, id loop jump swing and dangle!

you are and you're doing it at my command
.
User: "=?ISO-8859-1?Q?5=A2_punk?="

Title: Re: The bathroom 10 Nov 2003 01:08:42 PM
% wrote:

"5¢ punk" <no@no.net> wrote in message news:3FAFE1A9.5050708@no.net...

% wrote:

"5¢ punk" <no@no.net> wrote in message news:3FAFDE84.5070501@no.net...


Teilhard Knight wrote:


"5¢ punk" <no@no.net> wrote in message news:3FAFBBF3.3070407@no.net...



Teilhard Knight wrote:



If you ever visit me and ask if you can go to the bathroom, I will


say:

"I'm



afraid you can't"

Then you will protest and say: "why?"

And I will answer: "because I do not have a bath, you can go to the


toilet,



and even have a shower if you wish".

The end.


i dont think id visit you if you were the only person left on the
planet.......if you were the last, i'd throw you out of my new house,
and ***** in the bathtub whenever i felt like it..



Do I know you?


no, but ive read all the stupid ***** you and % puke all over this ng for
the past 3 months....


now im going to get the...ive have seniority, ive been here since the
net was invented by al gore yadaydadyayda bs...oh, and the other regs,
will gladly come to your helpless aid.....and attempt to 'liberate' me..


and now i'lll use the famed %......you alll hate me..



i win...




i knew you wanted to be me ,
but , your not cause i'm great whilr you are just a



if i were you, id loop jump swing and dangle!




you are and you're doing it at my command


lmao.....got davey wavey all fired up!!
I WIN!!!!
.
User: "% surfs@uniserve"

Title: Re: The bathroom 10 Nov 2003 01:15:25 PM
"5¢ punk" <no@no.net> wrote in message news:3FAFE48C.1080302@no.net...

% wrote:

"5¢ punk" <no@no.net> wrote in message news:3FAFE1A9.5050708@no.net...

% wrote:

"5¢ punk" <no@no.net> wrote in message news:3FAFDE84.5070501@no.net...


Teilhard Knight wrote:


"5¢ punk" <no@no.net> wrote in message

news:3FAFBBF3.3070407@no.net...




Teilhard Knight wrote:



If you ever visit me and ask if you can go to the bathroom, I will


say:

"I'm



afraid you can't"

Then you will protest and say: "why?"

And I will answer: "because I do not have a bath, you can go to the


toilet,



and even have a shower if you wish".

The end.


i dont think id visit you if you were the only person left on the
planet.......if you were the last, i'd throw you out of my new

house,

and ***** in the bathtub whenever i felt like it..



Do I know you?


no, but ive read all the stupid ***** you and % puke all over this ng

for

the past 3 months....


now im going to get the...ive have seniority, ive been here since the
net was invented by al gore yadaydadyayda bs...oh, and the other regs,
will gladly come to your helpless aid.....and attempt to 'liberate'

me..



and now i'lll use the famed %......you alll hate me..



i win...




i knew you wanted to be me ,
but , your not cause i'm great whilr you are just a



if i were you, id loop jump swing and dangle!




you are and you're doing it at my command



lmao.....got davey wavey all fired up!!


I WIN!!!!

i win
.
User: "=?ISO-8859-1?Q?5=A2_punk?="

Title: Re: The bathroom 10 Nov 2003 01:24:05 PM
% wrote:

"5¢ punk" <no@no.net> wrote in message news:3FAFE48C.1080302@no.net...

% wrote:

"5¢ punk" <no@no.net> wrote in message news:3FAFE1A9.5050708@no.net...


% wrote:


"5¢ punk" <no@no.net> wrote in message news:3FAFDE84.5070501@no.net...



Teilhard Knight wrote:



"5¢ punk" <no@no.net> wrote in message


news:3FAFBBF3.3070407@no.net...



Teilhard Knight wrote:




If you ever visit me and ask if you can go to the bathroom, I will


say:


"I'm




afraid you can't"

Then you will protest and say: "why?"

And I will answer: "because I do not have a bath, you can go to the


toilet,




and even have a shower if you wish".

The end.


i dont think id visit you if you were the only person left on the
planet.......if you were the last, i'd throw you out of my new


house,

and ***** in the bathtub whenever i felt like it..



Do I know you?


no, but ive read all the stupid ***** you and % puke all over this ng


for

the past 3 months....


now im going to get the...ive have seniority, ive been here since the
net was invented by al gore yadaydadyayda bs...oh, and the other regs,
will gladly come to your helpless aid.....and attempt to 'liberate'


me..


and now i'lll use the famed %......you alll hate me..



i win...




i knew you wanted to be me ,
but , your not cause i'm great whilr you are just a



if i were you, id loop jump swing and dangle!




you are and you're doing it at my command



lmao.....got davey wavey all fired up!!


I WIN!!!!




i win


too late man, you took a severe ***** whoopin this mornin, pick yourself
up. dust yer self off..or loop jump swing and dangle!!!
hahhhahahhahah! i won!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
of course, you were no contest...even with all your buddys that'll soon
be here to cry troll!, how offensive!, havent you got anything better to
do than be a trouble maker?...or the crazy netfreaks are out..or the ole
...some one needs different meds...yada yada..bleh
i won! blehh, yeha, wow, you won on the internet..wow!
.
User: "Teilhard Knight"

Title: Re: The bathroom 10 Nov 2003 03:10:27 PM
"5¢ punk" <no@no.net> wrote in message news:3FAFE82D.8090000@no.net...

% wrote:

"5¢ punk" <no@no.net> wrote in message news:3FAFE48C.1080302@no.net...

% wrote:

"5¢ punk" <no@no.net> wrote in message news:3FAFE1A9.5050708@no.net...


% wrote:


"5¢ punk" <no@no.net> wrote in message

news:3FAFDE84.5070501@no.net...




Teilhard Knight wrote:



"5¢ punk" <no@no.net> wrote in message


news:3FAFBBF3.3070407@no.net...



Teilhard Knight wrote:




If you ever visit me and ask if you can go to the bathroom, I

will


say:


"I'm




afraid you can't"

Then you will protest and say: "why?"

And I will answer: "because I do not have a bath, you can go to

the


toilet,




and even have a shower if you wish".

The end.


i dont think id visit you if you were the only person left on the
planet.......if you were the last, i'd throw you out of my new


house,

and ***** in the bathtub whenever i felt like it..



Do I know you?


no, but ive read all the stupid ***** you and % puke all over this ng


for

the past 3 months....


now im going to get the...ive have seniority, ive been here since

the

net was invented by al gore yadaydadyayda bs...oh, and the other

regs,

will gladly come to your helpless aid.....and attempt to 'liberate'


me..


and now i'lll use the famed %......you alll hate me..



i win...




i knew you wanted to be me ,
but , your not cause i'm great whilr you are just a



if i were you, id loop jump swing and dangle!




you are and you're doing it at my command



lmao.....got davey wavey all fired up!!


I WIN!!!!




i win



too late man, you took a severe ***** whoopin this mornin, pick yourself
up. dust yer self off..or loop jump swing and dangle!!!


hahhhahahhahah! i won!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
of course, you were no contest...even with all your buddys that'll soon
be here to cry troll!, how offensive!, havent you got anything better to
do than be a trouble maker?...or the crazy netfreaks are out..or the ole
..some one needs different meds...yada yada..bleh

i won! blehh, yeha, wow, you won on the internet..wow!

What did you say? All the ***** I and % puke .......? Of course you are
throwing roses now. You are just a caricature of a punk. I'll call you
"punkie"
And just a piece of advise: do not try to play the smart with me, OK,
punkie?
--
Teilhard Knight
The Extraterrestrial
Change "privacy" for "softhome" if you want to intrude my inbox
.
User: "=?ISO-8859-1?Q?5=A2_punk?="

Title: Re: The bathroom 10 Nov 2003 03:12:49 PM
Teilhard Knight wrote:

"5¢ punk" <no@no.net> wrote in message news:3FAFE82D.8090000@no.net...

% wrote:

"5¢ punk" <no@no.net> wrote in message news:3FAFE48C.1080302@no.net...


% wrote:


"5¢ punk" <no@no.net> wrote in message news:3FAFE1A9.5050708@no.net...



% wrote:



"5¢ punk" <no@no.net> wrote in message


news:3FAFDE84.5070501@no.net...



Teilhard Knight wrote:




"5¢ punk" <no@no.net> wrote in message


news:3FAFBBF3.3070407@no.net...



Teilhard Knight wrote:





If you ever visit me and ask if you can go to the bathroom, I


will

say:



"I'm





afraid you can't"

Then you will protest and say: "why?"

And I will answer: "because I do not have a bath, you can go to


the

toilet,





and even have a shower if you wish".

The end.


i dont think id visit you if you were the only person left on the
planet.......if you were the last, i'd throw you out of my new


house,


and ***** in the bathtub whenever i felt like it..



Do I know you?


no, but ive read all the stupid ***** you and % puke all over this ng


for


the past 3 months....


now im going to get the...ive have seniority, ive been here since


the

net was invented by al gore yadaydadyayda bs...oh, and the other


regs,

will gladly come to your helpless aid.....and attempt to 'liberate'


me..


and now i'lll use the famed %......you alll hate me..



i win...




i knew you wanted to be me ,
but , your not cause i'm great whilr you are just a



if i were you, id loop jump swing and dangle!




you are and you're doing it at my command



lmao.....got davey wavey all fired up!!


I WIN!!!!




i win



too late man, you took a severe ***** whoopin this mornin, pick yourself
up. dust yer self off..or loop jump swing and dangle!!!


hahhhahahhahah! i won!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
of course, you were no contest...even with all your buddys that'll soon
be here to cry troll!, how offensive!, havent you got anything better to
do than be a trouble maker?...or the crazy netfreaks are out..or the ole
..some one needs different meds...yada yada..bleh

i won! blehh, yeha, wow, you won on the internet..wow!



What did you say? All the ***** I and % puke .......? Of course you are
throwing roses now. You are just a caricature of a punk. I'll call you
"punkie"

And just a piece of advise: do not try to play the smart with me, OK,
punkie?

yah, whatever man....lol
.










User: "Tracy Barber"

Title: Re: The bathroom 10 Nov 2003 10:43:35 AM
On Mon, 10 Nov 2003 16:16:10 GMT, 5¢ punk <no@no.net> wrote:

Teilhard Knight wrote:

If you ever visit me and ask if you can go to the bathroom, I will say: "I'm
afraid you can't"

Then you will protest and say: "why?"

And I will answer: "because I do not have a bath, you can go to the toilet,
and even have a shower if you wish".

The end.


i dont think id visit you if you were the only person left on the
planet.......if you were the last, i'd throw you out of my new house,
and ***** in the bathtub whenever i felt like it..

Do you drink it afterwards also?
Tracy Barber
.
User: "=?ISO-8859-1?Q?5=A2_punk?="

Title: Re: The bathroom 10 Nov 2003 10:51:17 AM
Tracy Barber wrote:

On Mon, 10 Nov 2003 16:16:10 GMT, 5¢ punk <no@no.net> wrote:


Teilhard Knight wrote:

If you ever visit me and ask if you can go to the bathroom, I will say: "I'm
afraid you can't"

Then you will protest and say: "why?"

And I will answer: "because I do not have a bath, you can go to the toilet,
and even have a shower if you wish".

The end.


i dont think id visit you if you were the only person left on the
planet.......if you were the last, i'd throw you out of my new house,
and ***** in the bathtub whenever i felt like it..



Do you drink it afterwards also?

Tracy Barber

only if i want too...you have a problem with that eh?
.
User: "Tracy Barber"

Title: Re: The bathroom 10 Nov 2003 11:33:50 AM
On Mon, 10 Nov 2003 16:51:17 GMT, 5¢ punk <no@no.net> wrote:

Tracy Barber wrote:

On Mon, 10 Nov 2003 16:16:10 GMT, 5¢ punk <no@no.net> wrote:


Teilhard Knight wrote:

If you ever visit me and ask if you can go to the bathroom, I will say: "I'm
afraid you can't"

Then you will protest and say: "why?"

And I will answer: "because I do not have a bath, you can go to the toilet,
and even have a shower if you wish".

The end.


i dont think id visit you if you were the only person left on the
planet.......if you were the last, i'd throw you out of my new house,
and ***** in the bathtub whenever i felt like it..



Do you drink it afterwards also?

Tracy Barber



only if i want too...you have a problem with that eh?

No, but you'd look funny with those brown splotches. :^P
Tracy Barber
.




User: "SortaLily"

Title: Re: The bathroom 16 Nov 2003 07:25:07 AM
You should correct them again .. it is not "Can I use the toilet" .. but
"May I use the toilet".. ACK .. memoires of third grade english teacher
mean as all get out...
AHHHHH
"Teilhard Knight" <teilhk@privacy.net> wrote in message
news:booddq$1gqkrn$1@ID-140630.news.uni-berlin.de...

If you ever visit me and ask if you can go to the bathroom, I will say:

"I'm

afraid you can't"

Then you will protest and say: "why?"

And I will answer: "because I do not have a bath, you can go to the

toilet,

and even have a shower if you wish".

The end.

--
Teilhard Knight
The Extraterrestrial

Change "privacy" for "softhome" if you want to intrude my inbox


.


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