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"purpleveggie" |
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05 May 2006 03:31:37 AM |
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the best irish joke in the world ever.... |
here goes......
An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems....
"Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot".
So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look.
"Incredible" he says, "there is a =A320 note lodged up here."
Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a
=A310 pound note appears.
"This is amazing!" exclaims the Doctor. ''What do you want me to do?"
"Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man!" shrieks the patient.
The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another
and
another and another, etc....
Finally the last note comes out and no more appear.
"Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batt er. Just out of interest,
How moch was in dare den?"
The Doctor counts the pile of cash.
"=A31,990 exactly."
"Ah, dat'd be roit,'' says the Irishman
(Wait for it...........scroll down.)
I knew I wasn't feeling two grand.."
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| User: "Jesters mummy" |
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| Title: Re: the best irish joke in the world ever.... |
05 May 2006 07:27:25 PM |
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On 5 May 2006 01:31:37 -0700, "purpleveggie" <purpleveggie@hotmail.com> wrote:
<(((*>here goes......
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<(((*>An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems....
<(((*>"Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot".
<(((*>So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look.
<(((*>"Incredible" he says, "there is a £20 note lodged up here."
<(((*>Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a
<(((*>£10 pound note appears.
<(((*>"This is amazing!" exclaims the Doctor. ''What do you want me to do?"
<(((*>"Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man!" shrieks the patient.
<(((*>The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another
<(((*>and
<(((*>another and another, etc....
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<(((*>Finally the last note comes out and no more appear.
<(((*>"Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batt er. Just out of interest,
<(((*>How moch was in dare den?"
<(((*>The Doctor counts the pile of cash.
<(((*>"£1,990 exactly."
<(((*>"Ah, dat'd be roit,'' says the Irishman
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<(((*>I knew I wasn't feeling two grand.."
Up yer Erse.
Tara J. Ballance
Montreal, Canada
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| User: "Violet" |
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| Title: Re: the best irish joke in the world ever.... |
05 May 2006 09:22:21 AM |
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purpleveggie wrote:
here goes......
An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems....
"Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot".
So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look.
"Incredible" he says, "there is a =A320 note lodged up here."
Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a
=A310 pound note appears.
"This is amazing!" exclaims the Doctor. ''What do you want me to do?"
"Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man!" shrieks the patient.
The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another
and
another and another, etc....
Finally the last note comes out and no more appear.
"Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batt er. Just out of interest,
How moch was in dare den?"
The Doctor counts the pile of cash.
"=A31,990 exactly."
"Ah, dat'd be roit,'' says the Irishman
(Wait for it...........scroll down.)
I knew I wasn't feeling two grand.."
<groan> that is so bad, it might be good. Maybe I won't tell you on
"this" occassion, how English jokes about the Irish started - basically
propaganda.
Wonder why there are no jokes told at the expense of the English? -
Well no-ones told me any! :-))
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| User: "Gayle" |
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| Title: Re: the best irish joke in the world ever.... |
05 May 2006 10:03:43 AM |
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Violet wrote:
<groan> that is so bad, it might be good. Maybe I won't tell you on
"this" occassion, how English jokes about the Irish started - basically
propaganda.
Wonder why there are no jokes told at the expense of the English? -
Well no-ones told me any! :-))
They say an Englishman laughs three
times at a joke. The first time when
everybody gets it, the second a week
later when he thinks he gets it, the
third time a month later when somebody
explains it to him.
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| User: "Violet" |
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| Title: Re: the best irish joke in the world ever.... |
05 May 2006 10:12:38 AM |
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Gayle wrote:
Violet wrote:
<groan> that is so bad, it might be good. Maybe I won't tell you on
"this" occassion, how English jokes about the Irish started - basically
propaganda.
Wonder why there are no jokes told at the expense of the English? -
Well no-ones told me any! :-))
They say an Englishman laughs three
times at a joke. The first time when
everybody gets it, the second a week
later when he thinks he gets it, the
third time a month later when somebody
explains it to him.
LOL that's been so true of me, especially with rude jokes. I didn't
know what a "boner" was until I joined ASD - real progress eh? :-)
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| User: "Rhiannon" |
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| Title: Re: the best irish joke in the world ever.... |
06 May 2006 01:43:36 PM |
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"Violet" <verity.gray@mac.com> wrote in message
news:1146841958.525970.202180@v46g2000cwv.googlegroups.com...
Gayle wrote:
Violet wrote:
<groan> that is so bad, it might be good. Maybe I won't tell you on
"this" occassion, how English jokes about the Irish started -
basically
propaganda.
Wonder why there are no jokes told at the expense of the English? -
Well no-ones told me any! :-))
They say an Englishman laughs three
times at a joke. The first time when
everybody gets it, the second a week
later when he thinks he gets it, the
third time a month later when somebody
explains it to him.
LOL that's been so true of me, especially with rude jokes. I didn't
know what a "boner" was until I joined ASD - real progress eh? :-)
Laugh! Geez, of all our good works here and this is what we teach you?
It's just whimsical enough to make me not entirely ashamed. :)
--
Rhi
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| User: "purpleveggie" |
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| Title: Re: the best irish joke in the world ever.... |
06 May 2006 06:25:07 PM |
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Rhiannon wrote:
"Violet" <verity.gray@mac.com> wrote in message
news:1146841958.525970.202180@v46g2000cwv.googlegroups.com...
Gayle wrote:
Violet wrote:
<groan> that is so bad, it might be good. Maybe I won't tell you on
"this" occassion, how English jokes about the Irish started -
basically
propaganda.
Wonder why there are no jokes told at the expense of the English? -
Well no-ones told me any! :-))
They say an Englishman laughs three
times at a joke. The first time when
everybody gets it, the second a week
later when he thinks he gets it, the
third time a month later when somebody
explains it to him.
LOL that's been so true of me, especially with rude jokes. I didn't
know what a "boner" was until I joined ASD - real progress eh? :-)
Laugh! Geez, of all our good works here and this is what we teach you?
It's just whimsical enough to make me not entirely ashamed. :)
--
Rhi
i like the mercan speak tis rather funny.
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| User: "purpleveggie" |
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| Title: Re: the best irish joke in the world ever.... |
05 May 2006 02:08:36 PM |
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Violet wrote:
Gayle wrote:
Violet wrote:
<groan> that is so bad, it might be good. Maybe I won't tell you on
"this" occassion, how English jokes about the Irish started - basically
propaganda.
Wonder why there are no jokes told at the expense of the English? -
Well no-ones told me any! :-))
They say an Englishman laughs three
times at a joke. The first time when
everybody gets it, the second a week
later when he thinks he gets it, the
third time a month later when somebody
explains it to him.
LOL that's been so true of me, especially with rude jokes. I didn't
know what a "boner" was until I joined ASD - real progress eh? :-)
i never knew wot a boner was until i joined asd as well.
it sound like the sort of thing you would give a dog.
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| User: "Rhiannon" |
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| Title: Re: the best irish joke in the world ever.... |
06 May 2006 01:39:07 PM |
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"purpleveggie" <purpleveggie@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1146856116.035105.226580@e56g2000cwe.googlegroups.com...
i never knew wot a boner was until i joined asd as well.
it sound like the sort of thing you would give a dog.
It is.
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Rhi :)
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| User: "purpleveggie" |
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| Title: Re: the best irish joke in the world ever.... |
05 May 2006 10:04:58 AM |
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Violet wrote:
purpleveggie wrote:
here goes......
An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems....
"Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot".
So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look.
"Incredible" he says, "there is a =A320 note lodged up here."
Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a
=A310 pound note appears.
"This is amazing!" exclaims the Doctor. ''What do you want me to do?"
"Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man!" shrieks the patient.
The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another
and
another and another, etc....
Finally the last note comes out and no more appear.
"Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batt er. Just out of interest,
How moch was in dare den?"
The Doctor counts the pile of cash.
"=A31,990 exactly."
"Ah, dat'd be roit,'' says the Irishman
(Wait for it...........scroll down.)
I knew I wasn't feeling two grand.."
<groan> that is so bad, it might be good. Maybe I won't tell you on
"this" occassion, how English jokes about the Irish started - basically
propaganda.
Wonder why there are no jokes told at the expense of the English? -
Well no-ones told me any! :-))
an english man walks into a bar and says "ouch"
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