As e-mailed to me by a (female) relative.


THE
NEXT
SURVIVOR
SERIES
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Six married men
will be dropped
on an island
with
1 car
and
4 kids
each,
for 6 weeks.

Each kid plays two sports
and either
takes
music or
dance classes.
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There is no access to fast food.
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Each man must take care of his 4 kids, keep his assigned house clean,
correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, etc.

The men only have access to television When the kids are asleep and
all chores are done.

There is only one TV between them
and ............
there is NO REMOTE
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The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, which they must apply
themselves, either while driving or while making four lunches.

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They must attend weekly PTA meetings;
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clean up after their sick children at 3:00 a.m.;
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make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a tortilla and one
marker;
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and get a 4-year-old to eat a serving of peas.
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The kids vote them off the island, based on performance.

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The last man wins ........

only if .

he has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's
notice.
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If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over again for
the next 18-25 years...eventually earning the right to be called

"Mother."
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One more thing, they cannot kill themselves or the kids, or they
automatically get voted off.