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Sociology > Depression |
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"Noon Cat Nick" |
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17 Dec 2007 10:34:53 PM |
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The Presidency in the Year 2007 (from _The Onion_) |
With multiple resignations and the loss of the Republican majority in
Congress, many of President Bush's accomplishments failed to make the
news. Here are some of the high points of this year in the Bush
administration:
February 10--Left a crowd outside a batting cage in Baltimore feeling
proud to be Americans
March 5--Received his 30-day chip from Alcoholics Anonymous
April 8--Hid Easter eggs so effectively that no child could find them
April 15--Donated $3.00 to the Presidential Election Campaign Fund by
ticking box on tax return
June 16--Finally finished fixing up that old '67 Chevy that had been on
blocks on the White House front lawn
August 14--Said "Ahmadinejad" correctly without looking at palm
September 14--Bagged lunch, which helped knock $65.00 off of $9 trillion
debt
October 1--Worked so hard all day, didn't realize it was 5:15 p.m.
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| User: "%" |
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| Title: Re: The Presidency in the Year 2007 (from _The Onion_) |
17 Dec 2007 10:38:13 PM |
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Noon Cat Nick wrote:
With multiple resignations and the loss of the Republican majority in
Congress, many of President Bush's accomplishments failed to make the
news. Here are some of the high points of this year in the Bush
administration:
February 10--Left a crowd outside a batting cage in Baltimore feeling
proud to be Americans
March 5--Received his 30-day chip from Alcoholics Anonymous
April 8--Hid Easter eggs so effectively that no child could find them
April 15--Donated $3.00 to the Presidential Election Campaign Fund by
ticking box on tax return
June 16--Finally finished fixing up that old '67 Chevy that had been
on blocks on the White House front lawn
August 14--Said "Ahmadinejad" correctly without looking at palm
September 14--Bagged lunch, which helped knock $65.00 off of $9
trillion debt
October 1--Worked so hard all day, didn't realize it was 5:15 p.m.
i don't get it
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| User: "Charles" |
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| Title: Re: The Presidency in the Year 2007 (from _The Onion_) |
17 Dec 2007 11:09:24 PM |
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On Mon, 17 Dec 2007 21:38:13 -0700, "%" <persent@gmail.com> wrote:
Noon Cat Nick wrote:
With multiple resignations and the loss of the Republican majority in
Congress, many of President Bush's accomplishments failed to make the
news. Here are some of the high points of this year in the Bush
administration:
February 10--Left a crowd outside a batting cage in Baltimore feeling
proud to be Americans
March 5--Received his 30-day chip from Alcoholics Anonymous
April 8--Hid Easter eggs so effectively that no child could find them
April 15--Donated $3.00 to the Presidential Election Campaign Fund by
ticking box on tax return
June 16--Finally finished fixing up that old '67 Chevy that had been
on blocks on the White House front lawn
August 14--Said "Ahmadinejad" correctly without looking at palm
September 14--Bagged lunch, which helped knock $65.00 off of $9
trillion debt
October 1--Worked so hard all day, didn't realize it was 5:15 p.m.
i don't get it
You're not supposed to get it. It's Americans only, super secret,
burn before reading.
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