well, i don't know what was on her mind, but I watched her walk into
the grocery store, and delayed for my basket, and met her in the
aisles, and other guys...that was the fun part...when she came behind
me, I'd watch their faces...I went to the meat guy who was next to me
and said..."that is one beautiful girl" he said, "did you notice my
tongue hanging out....or are you her daddy..." I said no....but I
want to be. Next aisle, I re-pass the guy who had looked, with a wife
and a cart full of baby...she's ahead, the distractive force......I
whisper as I'm walking past him, "ouch."

It was a great trip to the grocery store.

No, she was 24 at best, I have no desire, etc...
well, maybe a bit of ......Oh hell, I'm ready, marry me, I want to
procreate before die!