'A new religion that'll bring you to your knees: Black Lightning if
you please' (Alana Myles Laboratories?) I.e. 'Is it in yet?' I hate
that question! I always answer: 'How would you know? You couldn't
satisfy a butterfly!' ' Oh yeah? (says she): 'Is that your pecker or
your nose?' ' Peckers need exercise, like any muscle headed, frigid
stone Queen such as yourself!' Say I. Then she'd say: ' Is that why
you got arrested for poking people's radiator spouts? <Yawn>

Now that I see de feet before me, I quickly change tactics: 'Yes
butter pat, but your fallopian tubes looked ready for harvesting and
you're emanating that perfumed skunk smell again!' Then she'd say:
'Do you really think so?' Just peruse your lips and say: 'Yep' From
there? All you have to do is shout: 'Dive!' as she leaps from the
headboard whilst grabbing her toes exclaiming: 'RED EYE! CLOSE IT!
CLOSE IT UP AGAIN!' Time to take out the garbage, grab your rickshaw,
and hopefully crawl to work... Awe! Love, isn't it romantic? Well
nobody said she'd always be accurate, every single time! Don't try
this at home kids!

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