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Sociology > Depression |
| User: |
"mighty mouse" |
| Date: |
06 May 2006 07:32:00 AM |
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therapy homework |
Anyone feel like doing Young's Schema questionnaire for me? 185 questions
and I really can't be bothered looking at it. I've had it for 2 weeks and
I've left it until almost the last minute. I know I'm screwed up, I don't
need a test to tell me that.
Plus, I know how to fake those tests, and my natural response is no matter
how I feel to never put an answer at either end of the spectrum (ie if it's
a rating from 1-5 I'll never select 1 or 5, always in the middle.) It's
partly not wanting to stand out from the crowd, and partly that I had to do
these tests while I was at uni and I didn't want my tutors or classmates to
know I was depressed (the tests were marked by other students so there was
no privacy - we all signed a waiver) so I made sure all my answers were in
the normal range. That habit is hard to break. So those tests are pretty
much a waste of time for me.
So, anyone want to do my homework? Your answers will probably be more
interesting than mine, considering how apathetic I feel at the moment.
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| User: "Alan Harding" |
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| Title: Re: therapy homework |
06 May 2006 02:12:53 PM |
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In message <e3i4vc$e0c$1@news.datemas.de>, mighty mouse
<kye_99@NOSPAMyahoo.com> writes
Anyone feel like doing Young's Schema questionnaire for me? 185 questions
and I really can't be bothered looking at it. I've had it for 2 weeks and
I've left it until almost the last minute. I know I'm screwed up, I don't
need a test to tell me that.
Plus, I know how to fake those tests, and my natural response is no matter
how I feel to never put an answer at either end of the spectrum (ie if it's
a rating from 1-5 I'll never select 1 or 5, always in the middle.) It's
partly not wanting to stand out from the crowd, and partly that I had to do
these tests while I was at uni and I didn't want my tutors or classmates to
know I was depressed (the tests were marked by other students so there was
no privacy - we all signed a waiver) so I made sure all my answers were in
the normal range. That habit is hard to break. So those tests are pretty
much a waste of time for me.
So, anyone want to do my homework? Your answers will probably be more
interesting than mine, considering how apathetic I feel at the moment.
You'll only get the treatment you need if you stop playing the good
patient. If it merits a 1 or a 5, give it a 0 or a 6. Let the bastards
know how bad you are!
--
The opinions given above may be mine. They might also
just be what I feel like saying right now, okay?
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| User: "%" |
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| Title: Re: therapy homework |
06 May 2006 02:30:33 PM |
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"Alan Harding" <Alan@harding.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
news:vYRp3zL1UPXEFwms@harding.demon.co.uk...
In message <e3i4vc$e0c$1@news.datemas.de>, mighty mouse
<kye_99@NOSPAMyahoo.com> writes
Anyone feel like doing Young's Schema questionnaire for me? 185
questions
and I really can't be bothered looking at it. I've had it for 2 weeks
and
I've left it until almost the last minute. I know I'm screwed up, I
don't
need a test to tell me that.
Plus, I know how to fake those tests, and my natural response is no
matter
how I feel to never put an answer at either end of the spectrum (ie if
it's
a rating from 1-5 I'll never select 1 or 5, always in the middle.) It's
partly not wanting to stand out from the crowd, and partly that I had to
do
these tests while I was at uni and I didn't want my tutors or classmates
to
know I was depressed (the tests were marked by other students so there
was
no privacy - we all signed a waiver) so I made sure all my answers were
in
the normal range. That habit is hard to break. So those tests are
pretty
much a waste of time for me.
So, anyone want to do my homework? Your answers will probably be more
interesting than mine, considering how apathetic I feel at the moment.
You'll only get the treatment you need if you stop playing the good
patient. If it merits a 1 or a 5, give it a 0 or a 6. Let the bastards
know how bad you are!
--
The opinions given above may be mine. They might also
just be what I feel like saying right now, okay?
opinions vary
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| User: "Tim Kett" |
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| Title: Re: therapy homework |
06 May 2006 07:53:50 AM |
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mighty mouse wrote:
Anyone feel like doing Young's Schema questionnaire for me? 185 questions
and I really can't be bothered looking at it. I've had it for 2 weeks and
I've left it until almost the last minute. I know I'm screwed up, I don't
need a test to tell me that.
Plus, I know how to fake those tests, and my natural response is no matter
how I feel to never put an answer at either end of the spectrum (ie if it's
a rating from 1-5 I'll never select 1 or 5, always in the middle.) It's
partly not wanting to stand out from the crowd, and partly that I had to do
these tests while I was at uni and I didn't want my tutors or classmates to
know I was depressed (the tests were marked by other students so there was
no privacy - we all signed a waiver) so I made sure all my answers were in
the normal range. That habit is hard to break. So those tests are pretty
much a waste of time for me.
So, anyone want to do my homework? Your answers will probably be more
interesting than mine, considering how apathetic I feel at the moment.
Well, my pet mouse is not depressed, because I just fed him. So, would
it be OK if he just walks on the test, and poops on the correct
answers?
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| User: "mighty mouse" |
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| Title: Re: therapy homework |
06 May 2006 08:04:25 AM |
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"Tim Kett" <tim6kettring@e-garfield.com> wrote in message
news:1146920030.731816.163040@j73g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
mighty mouse wrote:
Anyone feel like doing Young's Schema questionnaire for me? 185
questions
and I really can't be bothered looking at it. I've had it for 2 weeks
and
I've left it until almost the last minute. I know I'm screwed up, I
don't
need a test to tell me that.
Plus, I know how to fake those tests, and my natural response is no
matter
how I feel to never put an answer at either end of the spectrum (ie if
it's
a rating from 1-5 I'll never select 1 or 5, always in the middle.) It's
partly not wanting to stand out from the crowd, and partly that I had to
do
these tests while I was at uni and I didn't want my tutors or classmates
to
know I was depressed (the tests were marked by other students so there
was
no privacy - we all signed a waiver) so I made sure all my answers were
in
the normal range. That habit is hard to break. So those tests are
pretty
much a waste of time for me.
So, anyone want to do my homework? Your answers will probably be more
interesting than mine, considering how apathetic I feel at the moment.
Well, my pet mouse is not depressed, because I just fed him. So, would
it be OK if he just walks on the test, and poops on the correct
answers?
Absolutely. By pooping he'll probably be putting more effort into it than I
intend to.
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