Has your life spun out of control because of the heartbreak of
freecell addiction? you are not alone. milloins of people sit each
day at a keyboard forgetting to dress, to work, even to eat. We know
of one poor couple who both clicked away mindlessly while friends and
family waited at the church for the wedding to begin.

This insideous malady was first introduced as an anti virus program by
microsoft. The idea was that the program hackers would become
mindnumbed and too busy to write the viruses. unfortunately the
intended victomes hacked the program so they always win and got bored.
The rest of us are now trapped.

If you are affected by this illness microsoft is now sponsering a
treatment program. Shock therapy is involved but you must understand
that there is no other way to get the addict away from the keyboard.
The hard part of this program is the total withdrawl from computer
usage. We know that this seems harsh but the big island of Hawaii has
been transformed into a computer free paradise. you will be
marooned... i mean flown there at no expence.

If you are in need of help please go to
www.microsoft.freecelladdiction.relocation.org