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"millipede man, a winner" |
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30 May 2005 10:01:30 AM |
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to do 5/30 ("memorial" sh*t day) |
I really want an Israeli flag doormat and Israeli flag toilet paper!
0. take care of millis and plants
1. personal hygiene
2. get dressed (i.e., change from yesterday's clothes)
3. iron pants
4. get cash from ATM
5. take walk
6. get mail-in rebate TurboTax
8. take out trash
9. stay off top 10 losers list
10. ignore attacks by hateful jews and their friends
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- millipede man, with millie and mollie
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| User: "millipede man, a winner" |
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| Title: Re: to do 5/30 ("memorial" sh*t day) |
30 May 2005 10:17:49 AM |
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0. take care of millis and plants - done!
1. personal hygiene
2. get dressed (i.e., change from yesterday's clothes)
3. iron pants
4. get cash from ATM
5. take walk
6. get mail-in rebate TurboTax
7. take out trash
8. stay off top 10 losers list - done!
9. ignore attacks by hateful jews and their friends
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- millipede man, with millie and mollie
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| User: "millipede man, a winner" |
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| Title: Re: to do 5/30 ("memorial" sh*t day) |
30 May 2005 11:08:54 AM |
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0. take care of millis and plants - done!
1. personal hygiene
2. get dressed (i.e., change from yesterday's clothes)
3. iron pants
4. get cash from ATM
5. take walk
6. get mail-in rebate TurboTax
7. take out trash
8. stay off top 10 losers list - done!
9. ignore attacks by hateful jews and racists
10. feel superior
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- millipede man, with millie and mollie
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| User: "millipede man, a winner" |
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| Title: Re: to do 5/30 ("memorial" sh*t day) |
30 May 2005 12:34:59 PM |
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0. take care of millis and plants - done!
1. personal hygiene
2. get dressed (i.e., change from yesterday's clothes)
3. iron pants
4. get cash from ATM
5. take walk
6. get mail-in rebate TurboTax
7. take out trash
8. stay off top 10 losers list - done!
9. ignore attacks by hateful jews and racists - done!
10. feel superior - done!
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- millipede man, with millie and mollie
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| User: "millipede man, a winner" |
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| Title: Re: to do 5/30 ("memorial" sh*t day) |
30 May 2005 03:40:17 PM |
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0. take care of millis and plants - done!
1. personal hygiene
2. get dressed (i.e., change from yesterday's clothes) - done!
3. iron pants
4. get cash from ATM
5. take walk
6. get mail-in rebate TurboTax
7. take out trash
8. stay off top 10 losers list - done!
9. ignore attacks by hateful jews and racists - done!
10. feel superior - done!
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- millipede man, with millie and mollie
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| User: "millipede man, a winner" |
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| Title: I think I'll get it all done today |
30 May 2005 04:18:36 PM |
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0. take care of millis and plants - done!
1. personal hygiene - done!
2. get dressed (i.e., change from yesterday's clothes) - done!
3. iron pants
4. get cash from ATM
5. take walk
6. get mail-in rebate TurboTax
7. take out trash
8. stay off top 10 losers list - done!
9. ignore attacks by hateful jews and racists - done!
10. feel superior - done!
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- millipede man, with millie and mollie
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| User: "Kenster" |
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| Title: Re: to do 5/30 ("memorial" sh*t day) |
30 May 2005 03:53:18 PM |
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On Mon, 30 May 2005 20:40:17 GMT, "millipede man, a winner"
<huangmMM@earthMMlinkMM.netMM> wrote:
0. take care of millis and plants - done!
1. personal hygiene
2. get dressed (i.e., change from yesterday's clothes) - done!
3. iron pants
4. get cash from ATM
5. take walk
6. get mail-in rebate TurboTax
7. take out trash
8. stay off top 10 losers list - done!
9. ignore attacks by hateful jews and racists - done!
10. feel superior - done!
Oh my, you changed your clothes again without doing the personal
hygeine thing? Do you have any idea how much trouble my boys would be
in if they did this sort of thing? You must reak of....I don't know
what.
That's all you've done in the whole time I've been waiting for you?
You did the "take care of Mollie" thing again didn't you? You know
you'll go blind if you keep that up. At least that's what my mom
always told me. Of course since yours is just millipede size you may
be able to do it like double what I could do without any vision
problems. Thats pretty cool for ya huh?
Okay, let me know when you get something else done. I've been posting
here all day and have gotten more done than you have, and probably
will all day. You know you could combine number 4 and 5 together and
take a walk to the ATM and kill two birds with one stone. Of course
you'd have to watch out for all the evil doers who would want to rob
you of your fortune so be careful.
See ya grasshopper...we have to work on that snatching stuff later.
Kenster, keeper of the Mangina Boy
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| User: "Kenster" |
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| Title: Re: to do 5/30 ("memorial" sh*t day) |
30 May 2005 11:20:28 AM |
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On Mon, 30 May 2005 16:08:54 GMT, "millipede man, a winner"
<huangmMM@earthMMlinkMM.netMM> wrote:
0. take care of millis and plants - done!..........................already covered
1. personal hygiene....................................................already covered
2. get dressed (i.e., change from yesterday's clothes)...........already covered
3. iron pants.............................................................already covered
4. get cash from ATM..................................................already covered
5. take walk.............................................................already covered
6. get mail-in rebate TurboTax........................................already covered
7. take out trash.......................................................already covered
8. stay off top 10 losers list - done!...............................already covered
9. ignore attacks by hateful jews and racists................In my case I am neither a jew or a racist...I'm a person who's gonna have fun with your *****
10. feel superior.......................................This is the biggest problem you have. Your need to feel superior. What's up with that? This sounds like
...........................................................a real issue for you. You seem to have to tear imaginary demons, who are actual real human beings
...........................................................just like you, down just so you can feel better about yourself? That's pretty fucked up. Get over it man.
There ya go bud. Take a gander and THINK. Quit dismissing everything
that you just think might be too hard on your fragile self. You doing
what you do "to feel superior" is a big problem for you. Probably the
core of most of your personality and social issues.
You are not superior to anyone else nor do you deserve to be. This is
a serious problem. I'm not one for the ole online diagnosis thing so
I'll ask you this...Have you told your pdoc that you have this desire
to be superior? That you think you ARE superior to others?
They can help you with that.
Think man, think.
Kenster
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| User: "Alan Harding" |
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| Title: Re: to do 5/30 ("memorial" sh*t day) |
30 May 2005 04:43:42 PM |
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In message <eVFme.3693$MI4.1819@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net>,
"millipede man, a winner" <huangmMM@earthMMlinkMM.netMM> writes
3. iron pants
That must make walking difficult unless you oil them frequently.
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The opinions given above may be mine. They might also
just be what I feel like saying right now, okay?
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| User: "Kenster" |
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| Title: Re: to do 5/30 ("memorial" sh*t day) |
30 May 2005 06:39:03 PM |
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On Mon, 30 May 2005 22:43:42 +0100, Alan Harding
<Alan@harding.demon.co.uk> wrote:
In message <eVFme.3693$MI4.1819@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net>,
"millipede man, a winner" <huangmMM@earthMMlinkMM.netMM> writes
3. iron pants
That must make walking difficult unless you oil them frequently.
Those are simply for the Ultra Exotic Pet Store visits so his
"excitement" of being there isn't so obvious.
Kenster
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| User: "Alan Harding" |
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| Title: Re: to do 5/30 ("memorial" sh*t day) |
31 May 2005 12:57:09 AM |
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In message <fv8n91ldmsk9ro2uuf6gnmgsggahqmjsen@4ax.com>, Kenster
<kensterbpd@hotmail.com> writes
On Mon, 30 May 2005 22:43:42 +0100, Alan Harding
<Alan@harding.demon.co.uk> wrote:
In message <eVFme.3693$MI4.1819@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net>,
"millipede man, a winner" <huangmMM@earthMMlinkMM.netMM> writes
3. iron pants
That must make walking difficult unless you oil them frequently.
Those are simply for the Ultra Exotic Pet Store visits so his
"excitement" of being there isn't so obvious.
Life's never been the same since codpieces fell out of fashion.
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The opinions given above may be mine. They might also
just be what I feel like saying right now, okay?
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| User: "Kenster" |
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| Title: Re: to do 5/30 ("memorial" sh*t day) |
30 May 2005 11:03:12 AM |
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On Mon, 30 May 2005 15:01:30 GMT, "millipede man, a winner"
<huangmMM@earthMMlinkMM.netMM> wrote:
I really want an Israeli flag doormat and Israeli flag toilet paper!
Because just brushinig the holiness against my rectum electrifies my soul.
0. take care of millis and plants...Just remember how I took care of this yesterday...The plants get fertalized today....ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
1. personal hygiene....I am going to use the squeegee to get the cheesy stuff out of my folds today in honor of the vets...ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
2. get dressed (i.e., change from yesterday's clothes)....right after I get done sitting here naked looking at Mollie and fertalizing the plants...ewwwwwwwww
3. iron pants....
4. get cash from ATM....I'm really having some serious issues with this cause I'm just sure there's a jew in there giving me the money...ewwwwwwwww
5. take walk......I guess I should probably get my naked, sticky ***** cheeks out of this chair and clean my folds first though..ewwwwwwwwwww
6. get mail-in rebate TurboTax...How the hell do you clean "Millipede Love Juice" from paper?....ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
8. take out trash...I'm on bag 9 of the weekly limit..only 24 more bags in the apartment now..I can almost smell the rotting dishes now...ewwwwwwwwww
9. stay off top 10 losers list....If I only believed this in my heart and I didn't sing Culture Club songs while wrapped in the nazi flag in the mirror...ewwwwwww
10. ignore attacks by hateful jews and their friends...but they are here to remind me of the pain I've caused others like ummmm Jews...Duuhhhhhhhhh?
I really like this one too Mangina Man. Today wouldn't be a bad day
to do a little Personal Mangina cleaning either. You know what
happens if you don't keep things fresh and stuff.
Enjoy the freedom you have in this country you hate so much. I'm sure
there are plenty of disable vets who would love to slap your Mangina
***** around for a while. Now dance for me Mangina Man...Dance.
Kenster with Fuzzy Girl and soon to be converted Mazhira (Millie)
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