10. You can't board the plane unless you have the exact change.
9. Before you take off, the stewardess tells you to fasten your Velcro.
8. The Captain asks all the passengers to chip in a little for gas.
7. When they pull the steps away, the plane starts rocking.
6. The Captain yells at the ground crew to get the cows off the runway.
5. You ask the Captain how often their planes crash and he says, "Just
once."
4. No movie. Don't need one. Your life keeps flashing before your eyes.
3. All the planes have both a bathroom and a chapel.
2. Instead of an in-flight movie, the flight attendants make shadow puppets
on the wall.
And the #1 sign that you've chosen a 'no frills' airline...
1. You see a man with a gun, but he's demanding to be let off the plane.
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Every way of a man is right in his own eyes:
but the LORD pondereth the hearts.
Proverbs 21:2
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