10. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.
9. Will you hold my beer while I get my license?
8. Bad cop! No doughnut for you!
7. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
6. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
5. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job!
3. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
police officer.
2. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
And the number 1 thing you should never say to a cop...
1. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on Cops?
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For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the
government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall
be called Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty God, The
everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace.
Isaiah 9:6
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