She's on top of my monitor, with her head and paws hanging over
several inches.
She's not watching my arrow move around like her brother does. She's
just hanging her head WAY down.
Maybe she's been reading up on those Cat Rules. Possibly the one
about putting oneself directly in front of the monitor and she's
experimenting with the possible different variations......
<ow! Taz is laying next to me and decided to stretch his paws....>
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If laughter is the best medicine,
then kittens should be covered by our health insurance. :-)
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| User: "wombn" |
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30 Jan 2004 01:48:49 PM |
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On Fri, 30 Jan 2004 11:47:48 -0800, wombn
<wombnhearmeroar@comcast.net> wrote:
She's on top of my monitor, with her head and paws hanging over
several inches.
She's not watching my arrow move around like her brother does. She's
just hanging her head WAY down.
Maybe she's been reading up on those Cat Rules. Possibly the one
about putting oneself directly in front of the monitor and she's
experimenting with the possible different variations......
<ow! Taz is laying next to me and decided to stretch his paws....>
p.s. Taz sleeps with his tongue sticking out
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If laughter is the best medicine,
then kittens should be covered by our health insurance. :-)
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| User: "Velvet Elvis" |
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31 Jan 2004 12:01:58 AM |
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On Fri, 30 Jan 2004 19:47:49 +0000, wombn wrote:
Maybe she's been reading up on those Cat Rules. Possibly the one
about putting oneself directly in front of the monitor and she's
experimenting with the possible different variations......
Is that where it states that if there is any point (a) which is ocupied by
reading material and a point (b) which is the eyes of the person reading
the material, the cat must occupy point (c), equdistant between points (a)
and (c)?
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| User: "naomi" |
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01 Feb 2004 04:47:34 PM |
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On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 06:01:58 GMT, Velvet Elvis
<gambolt@REMOVEsofthome.THISnet> wrote:
On Fri, 30 Jan 2004 19:47:49 +0000, wombn wrote:
Maybe she's been reading up on those Cat Rules. Possibly the one
about putting oneself directly in front of the monitor and she's
experimenting with the possible different variations......
Is that where it states that if there is any point (a) which is ocupied by
reading material and a point (b) which is the eyes of the person reading
the material, the cat must occupy point (c), equdistant between points (a)
and (c)?
Don't forget:
Corollary 1: Where (a) is important and/or time-sensitive, point (c)
must be occupied immediately and for a period proportionate to the
importance and/or time-sensitiveness of (a).
Corollary 2: Where the owner of (b) has something important to do
later, the cat must, upon occupying point (c), apply technique (d),
known as Kitty Sleep Hypnosis.
Naomi
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| User: "wombn" |
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01 Feb 2004 05:45:51 PM |
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On Sun, 01 Feb 2004 22:47:34 GMT, naomi
<naomitoml0006@nospam.rogers.com> wrote:
On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 06:01:58 GMT, Velvet Elvis
<gambolt@REMOVEsofthome.THISnet> wrote:
On Fri, 30 Jan 2004 19:47:49 +0000, wombn wrote:
Maybe she's been reading up on those Cat Rules. Possibly the one
about putting oneself directly in front of the monitor and she's
experimenting with the possible different variations......
Is that where it states that if there is any point (a) which is ocupied by
reading material and a point (b) which is the eyes of the person reading
the material, the cat must occupy point (c), equdistant between points (a)
and (c)?
Don't forget:
Corollary 1: Where (a) is important and/or time-sensitive, point (c)
must be occupied immediately and for a period proportionate to the
importance and/or time-sensitiveness of (a).
Corollary 2: Where the owner of (b) has something important to do
later, the cat must, upon occupying point (c), apply technique (d),
known as Kitty Sleep Hypnosis.
*giggle* she does corollary 2 all the time. So does Taz. But Taz
doesn't drool on me like she does.
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If laughter is the best medicine,
then kittens should be covered by our health insurance. :-)
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| User: "wombn" |
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31 Jan 2004 01:07:18 AM |
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On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 06:01:58 GMT, Velvet Elvis
<gambolt@REMOVEsofthome.THISnet> wrote:
On Fri, 30 Jan 2004 19:47:49 +0000, wombn wrote:
Maybe she's been reading up on those Cat Rules. Possibly the one
about putting oneself directly in front of the monitor and she's
experimenting with the possible different variations......
Is that where it states that if there is any point (a) which is ocupied by
reading material and a point (b) which is the eyes of the person reading
the material, the cat must occupy point (c), equdistant between points (a)
and (c)?
yes. but it's gotta be a variation--cover the entire area where the
main menu options are.
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If laughter is the best medicine,
then kittens should be covered by our health insurance. :-)
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| User: "elegy" |
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31 Jan 2004 05:43:04 AM |
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clearly you are not paying enough attention to that cat. she is merely
reminding you of your station and your duties ;)
On Fri, 30 Jan 2004 19:47:49 GMT, wombn <wombnhearmeroar@comcast.net>
wrote:
She's on top of my monitor, with her head and paws hanging over
several inches.
She's not watching my arrow move around like her brother does. She's
just hanging her head WAY down.
Maybe she's been reading up on those Cat Rules. Possibly the one
about putting oneself directly in front of the monitor and she's
experimenting with the possible different variations......
<ow! Taz is laying next to me and decided to stretch his paws....>
--
"I have suffered the atrocity of sunsets." (sylvia plath)
http://shattering.org
x-no-archive: yes in the headers
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| User: "wombn" |
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| Title: Re: Weird cat |
31 Jan 2004 11:31:44 AM |
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ah damn. another black mark.
On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 06:43:04 -0500, elegy <elegy@shattering.org>
wrote:
clearly you are not paying enough attention to that cat. she is merely
reminding you of your station and your duties ;)
On Fri, 30 Jan 2004 19:47:49 GMT, wombn <wombnhearmeroar@comcast.net>
wrote:
She's on top of my monitor, with her head and paws hanging over
several inches.
She's not watching my arrow move around like her brother does. She's
just hanging her head WAY down.
Maybe she's been reading up on those Cat Rules. Possibly the one
about putting oneself directly in front of the monitor and she's
experimenting with the possible different variations......
<ow! Taz is laying next to me and decided to stretch his paws....>
--
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If laughter is the best medicine,
then kittens should be covered by our health insurance. :-)
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| User: "elegy" |
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| Title: Re: Weird cat |
31 Jan 2004 12:01:59 PM |
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really. i hope you're properly ashamed.
On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 17:31:44 GMT, wombn <wombnhearmeroar@comcast.net>
wrote:
ah damn. another black mark.
On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 06:43:04 -0500, elegy <elegy@shattering.org>
wrote:
clearly you are not paying enough attention to that cat. she is merely
reminding you of your station and your duties ;)
On Fri, 30 Jan 2004 19:47:49 GMT, wombn <wombnhearmeroar@comcast.net>
wrote:
She's on top of my monitor, with her head and paws hanging over
several inches.
She's not watching my arrow move around like her brother does. She's
just hanging her head WAY down.
Maybe she's been reading up on those Cat Rules. Possibly the one
about putting oneself directly in front of the monitor and she's
experimenting with the possible different variations......
<ow! Taz is laying next to me and decided to stretch his paws....>
--
"I have suffered the atrocity of sunsets." (sylvia plath)
http://shattering.org
x-no-archive: yes in the headers
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| User: "wombn" |
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| Title: Re: Weird cat |
31 Jan 2004 02:38:22 PM |
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<hangs head, lays down next to stinky Bruno>
On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 13:01:59 -0500, elegy <elegy@shattering.org>
wrote:
really. i hope you're properly ashamed.
On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 17:31:44 GMT, wombn <wombnhearmeroar@comcast.net>
wrote:
ah damn. another black mark.
On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 06:43:04 -0500, elegy <elegy@shattering.org>
wrote:
clearly you are not paying enough attention to that cat. she is merely
reminding you of your station and your duties ;)
On Fri, 30 Jan 2004 19:47:49 GMT, wombn <wombnhearmeroar@comcast.net>
wrote:
She's on top of my monitor, with her head and paws hanging over
several inches.
She's not watching my arrow move around like her brother does. She's
just hanging her head WAY down.
Maybe she's been reading up on those Cat Rules. Possibly the one
about putting oneself directly in front of the monitor and she's
experimenting with the possible different variations......
<ow! Taz is laying next to me and decided to stretch his paws....>
--
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If laughter is the best medicine,
then kittens should be covered by our health insurance. :-)
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| User: "harakiri" |
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| Title: Re: Weird cat |
30 Jan 2004 06:07:25 PM |
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when psycho kitty comes over for a visit, i become a kitty couch with
cleavage pillow.
"wombn" <wombnhearmeroar@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:q2dl101jjue3dc3o3tpjnefrdtfbsvcbc7@4ax.com...
She's on top of my monitor, with her head and paws hanging over
several inches.
She's not watching my arrow move around like her brother does. She's
just hanging her head WAY down.
Maybe she's been reading up on those Cat Rules. Possibly the one
about putting oneself directly in front of the monitor and she's
experimenting with the possible different variations......
<ow! Taz is laying next to me and decided to stretch his paws....>
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If laughter is the best medicine,
then kittens should be covered by our health insurance. :-)
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| User: "wombn" |
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| Title: Re: Weird cat |
31 Jan 2004 01:07:31 AM |
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On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 00:07:25 GMT, "harakiri" <m.d.wittenberg@att.net>
wrote:
when psycho kitty comes over for a visit, i become a kitty couch with
cleavage pillow.
:-) That's MarthaHoney!
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then kittens should be covered by our health insurance. :-)
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