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Topic: Sociology > Depression
User: "humble.life"
Date: 25 Jan 2005 03:16:05 PM
Object: Well, i'm off for a Job at the University
as an Assistant Computer Officer.
Which means I get to arrest PC's. I think.
.

User: "Roland Koch"

Title: Re: Well, i'm off for a Job at the University 26 Jan 2005 12:13:47 PM
"humble.life" <humble.life@lycos.co.uk> wrote

as an Assistant Computer Officer.
Which means I get to arrest PC's. I think.

I hope you've organised suitable mousecuffs
and cablecuffs
and monitorcuffs
and towercuffs.
:)
GBY
Roland
.

User: "John Smith"

Title: Re: Well, i'm off for a Job at the University 25 Jan 2005 04:44:30 PM
Congratulations. Pray tell, what is an assistant computer officer (so I can
figure out what the equivalent might be here at my school)?
"humble.life" <humble.life@lycos.co.uk> wrote in message
news:35nquiF4q3dddU1@individual.net...

as an Assistant Computer Officer.

Which means I get to arrest PC's. I think.

.
User: "humble.life"

Title: Re: Well, i'm off for a Job at the University 26 Jan 2005 12:06:07 PM
John Smith wrote:

Congratulations. Pray tell, what is an assistant computer officer (so I can
figure out what the equivalent might be here at my school)?

Well, theoretically, i'd be under the computer officer, shadowing where
neccessary, i'd be responsible for 560 students, 100 senior students
over 600 connections on a 24 port switch on one site and around 50
connections on another. I'm still working out how they got 600
connections to a 24 port switch, or what they must mean.
Computer Technician is probably the term. I think Oxford Uni prefer to
use the term Computer Officer so that the students don't think of us as
plebians.
.


User: "Alan Harding"

Title: Re: Well, i'm off for a Job at the University 25 Jan 2005 03:48:30 PM
In message <35nquiF4q3dddU1@individual.net>, humble.life
<humble.life@lycos.co.uk> writes

as an Assistant Computer Officer.

Which means I get to arrest PC's. I think.

If you find anyone trolling Usenet, arrest his knackers and let the rest
of him go.
--
The opinions given above may be mine. They might also
just be what I feel like saying right now, okay?
.
User: "humble.life"

Title: Re: Well, i'm off for a Job at the University 26 Jan 2005 12:06:58 PM
Alan Harding wrote:

In message <35nquiF4q3dddU1@individual.net>, humble.life
<humble.life@lycos.co.uk> writes

as an Assistant Computer Officer.

Which means I get to arrest PC's. I think.



If you find anyone trolling Usenet, arrest his knackers and let the rest
of him go.

i haven't heard the term knackers for 15 years.
.
User: "Alan Harding"

Title: Re: Well, i'm off for a Job at the University 26 Jan 2005 01:21:29 PM
In message <35q47uF4o8tupU1@individual.net>, humble.life
<humble.life@lycos.co.uk> writes

Alan Harding wrote:

In message <35nquiF4q3dddU1@individual.net>, humble.life
<humble.life@lycos.co.uk> writes

as an Assistant Computer Officer.

Which means I get to arrest PC's. I think.

If you find anyone trolling Usenet, arrest his knackers and let the
rest of him go.

i haven't heard the term knackers for 15 years.

It shows how old my thinking is becoming. Next month I'm going to
campaign to get Thatcher out of number ten.
--
The opinions given above may be mine. They might also
just be what I feel like saying right now, okay?
.
User: "humble.life"

Title: Re: Well, i'm off for a Job at the University 26 Jan 2005 04:21:19 PM
Alan Harding wrote:

In message <35q47uF4o8tupU1@individual.net>, humble.life
<humble.life@lycos.co.uk> writes

Alan Harding wrote:

In message <35nquiF4q3dddU1@individual.net>, humble.life
<humble.life@lycos.co.uk> writes

as an Assistant Computer Officer.

Which means I get to arrest PC's. I think.


If you find anyone trolling Usenet, arrest his knackers and let the
rest of him go.

i haven't heard the term knackers for 15 years.



It shows how old my thinking is becoming. Next month I'm going to
campaign to get Thatcher out of number ten.

hey, it worked!
.




User: "GlennT"

Title: Re: Well, i'm off for a Job at the University 25 Jan 2005 03:27:01 PM
humble.life wrote:

as an Assistant Computer Officer.

Which means I get to arrest PC's. I think.

I wonder where you apply the handcuffs? Good luck!
GlennT
.
User: "humble.life"

Title: Re: Well, i'm off for a Job at the University 26 Jan 2005 11:59:58 AM
GlennT wrote:

humble.life wrote:

as an Assistant Computer Officer.

Which means I get to arrest PC's. I think.



I wonder where you apply the handcuffs? Good luck!

GlennT

I don't know, there's a funny slot on the front where you put shiney
records, maybe that's it?!
many thanks!
.



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