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"Teilhard Knight" |
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02 Apr 2006 10:26:43 AM |
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Why men do not suck their penis? |
Because they cannot reach it with their mouth. Confess that is true.
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02 Apr 2006 12:13:33 PM |
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Because they cannot reach it with their mouth. Confess that is true.
i could, and did, at one time. it's a bit like 69ing by yourself.
interesting, exciting, and a bit weird to feel yourself in your mouth and
your ***** at the same time.
i was in good physical shape and at max flexibility from doing intensive
yoga every day. i wouldn't recommend even trying it for people who aren't.
i've heard two common kinds of "weird injury" that men show up at emergency
wards with are locked spines from trying to self-suck, and large objects
that they've stuffed up their asses and can't get back out again. what a
weird species we are. i love us.
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02 Apr 2006 11:21:39 AM |
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"Teilhard Knight" <teilhk@privacy.net> wrote in message
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Because they cannot reach it with their mouth. Confess that is true.
They'd fall off the couch and break their necks while attempting to take
care of themselves, that's why they don't do it.
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02 Apr 2006 11:31:08 AM |
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Because they cannot reach it with their mouth. Confess that is true.
They'd fall off the couch and break their necks while attempting to take
care of themselves, that's why they don't do it.
i don't even have to tilt my head
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| User: "Jane" |
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02 Apr 2006 11:32:16 AM |
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Because they cannot reach it with their mouth. Confess that is true.
They'd fall off the couch and break their necks while attempting to take
care of themselves, that's why they don't do it.
i don't even have to tilt my head
Well you again are the unique one, you have to remember when we're talking
about this, you are the exception to those rules. I always remember that.
Hey wanna go to iHOP I'm hungry.
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02 Apr 2006 11:35:23 AM |
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Because they cannot reach it with their mouth. Confess that is true.
They'd fall off the couch and break their necks while attempting to
take
care of themselves, that's why they don't do it.
i don't even have to tilt my head
Well you again are the unique one, you have to remember when we're talking
about this, you are the exception to those rules. I always remember that.
Hey wanna go to iHOP I'm hungry.
ihop has nothing i can eat
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| User: "Jane" |
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02 Apr 2006 10:49:43 PM |
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Because they cannot reach it with their mouth. Confess that is true.
They'd fall off the couch and break their necks while attempting to
take
care of themselves, that's why they don't do it.
i don't even have to tilt my head
Well you again are the unique one, you have to remember when we're
talking
about this, you are the exception to those rules. I always remember
that.
Hey wanna go to iHOP I'm hungry.
ihop has nothing i can eat
OK then next Sunday we'll go where you can eat and I'll eat what your having
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| User: "used2be" |
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02 Apr 2006 01:31:28 PM |
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Because they cannot reach it with their mouth. Confess that is true.
this reminds me of the farside cartoon that says, "why does a dog lick his
balls?.....because he can."
:)
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| User: "%" |
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02 Apr 2006 01:33:18 PM |
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Because they cannot reach it with their mouth. Confess that is true.
this reminds me of the farside cartoon that says, "why does a dog lick his
balls?.....because he can."
:)
that's exactly what he was thinking when he posted it
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02 Apr 2006 01:52:03 PM |
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Because they cannot reach it with their mouth. Confess that is true.
this reminds me of the farside cartoon that says, "why does a dog lick
his
balls?.....because he can."
:)
that's exactly what he was thinking when he posted it
honestly, i don't really think i want to know WHAT he was thinking when he
posted this!!!
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| User: "Teilhard Knight" |
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02 Apr 2006 05:21:30 PM |
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Because they cannot reach it with their mouth. Confess that is true.
this reminds me of the farside cartoon that says, "why does a dog lick
his
balls?.....because he can."
:)
that's exactly what he was thinking when he posted it
honestly, i don't really think i want to know WHAT he was thinking when he
posted this!!!
I was thinking about a %'s response that said that my puppy licks first his
privates and then my face, then I remembered in my puber years how I
discovered that I could not reach my privates with my mouth.
--
Teilhard Knight
The Extraterrestrial
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I am not screwed up .......... It's all in my mind
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02 Apr 2006 05:38:40 PM |
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Because they cannot reach it with their mouth. Confess that is true.
this reminds me of the farside cartoon that says, "why does a dog lick
his
balls?.....because he can."
:)
that's exactly what he was thinking when he posted it
honestly, i don't really think i want to know WHAT he was thinking when
he
posted this!!!
I was thinking about a %'s response that said that my puppy licks first
his
privates and then my face, then I remembered in my puber years how I
discovered that I could not reach my privates with my mouth.
--
Teilhard Knight
The Extraterrestrial
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I am not screwed up .......... It's all in my mind
and now you get the dog to do it
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02 Apr 2006 05:50:59 PM |
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Because they cannot reach it with their mouth. Confess that is
true.
this reminds me of the farside cartoon that says, "why does a dog
lick
his
balls?.....because he can."
:)
that's exactly what he was thinking when he posted it
honestly, i don't really think i want to know WHAT he was thinking when
he
posted this!!!
I was thinking about a %'s response that said that my puppy licks first
his
privates and then my face, then I remembered in my puber years how I
discovered that I could not reach my privates with my mouth.
--
Teilhard Knight
The Extraterrestrial
----------------------------------------------------------
I am not screwed up .......... It's all in my mind
and now you get the dog to do it
I wouldn't trust him. But I once was in a farm and there were lots of calves
all eager to suck my fingers. They were toothless so I thought they might be
very good "suckers".
--
Teilhard Knight
The Extraterrestrial
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I am not screwed up .......... It's all in my mind
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03 Apr 2006 08:29:27 AM |
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Because they cannot reach it with their mouth. Confess that is
true.
this reminds me of the farside cartoon that says, "why does a dog
lick
his
balls?.....because he can."
:)
that's exactly what he was thinking when he posted it
honestly, i don't really think i want to know WHAT he was thinking
when
he
posted this!!!
I was thinking about a %'s response that said that my puppy licks first
his
privates and then my face, then I remembered in my puber years how I
discovered that I could not reach my privates with my mouth.
--
Teilhard Knight
The Extraterrestrial
----------------------------------------------------------
I am not screwed up .......... It's all in my mind
and now you get the dog to do it
I wouldn't trust him. But I once was in a farm and there were lots of
calves all eager to suck my fingers. They were toothless so I thought they
might be very good "suckers".
ughhhhh....that was *definitely* TMI!!!
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03 Apr 2006 08:42:41 AM |
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Because they cannot reach it with their mouth. Confess that is
true.
this reminds me of the farside cartoon that says, "why does a dog
lick
his
balls?.....because he can."
:)
that's exactly what he was thinking when he posted it
honestly, i don't really think i want to know WHAT he was thinking
when
he
posted this!!!
I was thinking about a %'s response that said that my puppy licks
first
his
privates and then my face, then I remembered in my puber years how I
discovered that I could not reach my privates with my mouth.
--
Teilhard Knight
The Extraterrestrial
----------------------------------------------------------
I am not screwed up .......... It's all in my mind
and now you get the dog to do it
I wouldn't trust him. But I once was in a farm and there were lots of
calves all eager to suck my fingers. They were toothless so I thought
they
might be very good "suckers".
ughhhhh....that was *definitely* TMI!!!
i bet he did it
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03 Apr 2006 08:28:39 AM |
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Because they cannot reach it with their mouth. Confess that is true.
this reminds me of the farside cartoon that says, "why does a dog lick
his
balls?.....because he can."
:)
that's exactly what he was thinking when he posted it
honestly, i don't really think i want to know WHAT he was thinking when
he posted this!!!
I was thinking about a %'s response that said that my puppy licks first
his privates and then my face, then I remembered in my puber years how I
discovered that I could not reach my privates with my mouth.
that was TMI, hunny.
:/
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03 Apr 2006 08:41:59 AM |
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Because they cannot reach it with their mouth. Confess that is
true.
this reminds me of the farside cartoon that says, "why does a dog
lick
his
balls?.....because he can."
:)
that's exactly what he was thinking when he posted it
honestly, i don't really think i want to know WHAT he was thinking when
he posted this!!!
I was thinking about a %'s response that said that my puppy licks first
his privates and then my face, then I remembered in my puber years how I
discovered that I could not reach my privates with my mouth.
that was TMI, hunny.
:/
but wasn't it informative to know he tried
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04 Apr 2006 12:57:24 AM |
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Because they cannot reach it with their mouth. Confess that is true.
this reminds me of the farside cartoon that says, "why does a dog lick
his
balls?.....because he can."
:)
that's exactly what he was thinking when he posted it
honestly, i don't really think i want to know WHAT he was thinking when
he posted this!!!
I was thinking about a %'s response that said that my puppy licks first
his privates and then my face, then I remembered in my puber years how I
discovered that I could not reach my privates with my mouth.
that was TMI, hunny.
Cross yourself. And what exactly is TMI?
--
Teilhard Knight
The Extraterrestrial
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I am not screwed up .......... It's all in my mind
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Because they cannot reach it with their mouth. Confess that is
true.
this reminds me of the farside cartoon that says, "why does a dog
lick
his
balls?.....because he can."
:)
that's exactly what he was thinking when he posted it
honestly, i don't really think i want to know WHAT he was thinking
when
he posted this!!!
I was thinking about a %'s response that said that my puppy licks first
his privates and then my face, then I remembered in my puber years how
I
discovered that I could not reach my privates with my mouth.
that was TMI, hunny.
Cross yourself. And what exactly is TMI?
--
Teilhard Knight
The Extraterrestrial
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I am not screwed up .......... It's all in my mind
TMI = Teil Mouth Idiot , and she's right ,
and you're daughter is here again with me
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04 Apr 2006 01:49:16 AM |
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Because they cannot reach it with their mouth. Confess that is
true.
this reminds me of the farside cartoon that says, "why does a dog
lick
his
balls?.....because he can."
:)
that's exactly what he was thinking when he posted it
honestly, i don't really think i want to know WHAT he was thinking
when
he posted this!!!
I was thinking about a %'s response that said that my puppy licks
first
his privates and then my face, then I remembered in my puber years how
I
discovered that I could not reach my privates with my mouth.
that was TMI, hunny.
Cross yourself. And what exactly is TMI?
--
Teilhard Knight
The Extraterrestrial
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I am not screwed up .......... It's all in my mind
TMI = Teil Mouth Idiot , and she's right ,
and you're daughter is here again with me
He he he. You are furious, huh? I always win.
--
Teilhard Knight
The Extraterrestrial
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I am not screwed up .......... It's all in my mind
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Because they cannot reach it with their mouth. Confess that is
true.
this reminds me of the farside cartoon that says, "why does a dog
lick
his
balls?.....because he can."
:)
that's exactly what he was thinking when he posted it
honestly, i don't really think i want to know WHAT he was thinking
when
he posted this!!!
I was thinking about a %'s response that said that my puppy licks
first
his privates and then my face, then I remembered in my puber years
how
I
discovered that I could not reach my privates with my mouth.
that was TMI, hunny.
Cross yourself. And what exactly is TMI?
--
Teilhard Knight
The Extraterrestrial
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I am not screwed up .......... It's all in my mind
TMI = Teil Mouth Idiot , and she's right ,
and you're daughter is here again with me
He he he. You are furious, huh? I always win.
--
Teilhard Knight
The Extraterrestrial
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I am not screwed up .......... It's all in my mind
she's kissing my hoo haw
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04 Apr 2006 01:02:14 AM |
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On Mon, 3 Apr 2006 23:57:24 -0600, "Teilhard Knight"
<teilhk@privacy.net> wrote:
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Cross yourself. And what exactly is TMI?
Too Much Information.
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04 Apr 2006 01:06:46 AM |
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"Charles" <ckraft@SPAMTRAP.west.net> wrote in message
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On Mon, 3 Apr 2006 23:57:24 -0600, "Teilhard Knight"
<teilhk@privacy.net> wrote:
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Cross yourself. And what exactly is TMI?
Too Much Information.
well to me it means tick my knob ,
so , you're wrong in my life
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04 Apr 2006 01:39:56 AM |
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"Charles" <ckraft@SPAMTRAP.west.net> wrote in message
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On Mon, 3 Apr 2006 23:57:24 -0600, "Teilhard Knight"
<teilhk@privacy.net> wrote:
(snip)
Cross yourself. And what exactly is TMI?
Too Much Information.
Thanks Charles. We still live in Victorian times, huh?
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The Extraterrestrial
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04 Apr 2006 01:42:49 AM |
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"Teilhard Knight" <teilhk@privacy.net> wrote in message
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On Mon, 3 Apr 2006 23:57:24 -0600, "Teilhard Knight"
<teilhk@privacy.net> wrote:
(snip)
Cross yourself. And what exactly is TMI?
Too Much Information.
Thanks Charles. We still live in Victorian times, huh?
--
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The Extraterrestrial
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I am not screwed up .......... It's all in my mind
no , he thinks you are a ***** too ,
in fact most people here do ,
but only cause , you are
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04 Apr 2006 04:23:10 PM |
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"Teilhard Knight" <teilhk@privacy.net> wrote in message
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On Mon, 3 Apr 2006 23:57:24 -0600, "Teilhard Knight"
<teilhk@privacy.net> wrote:
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Cross yourself. And what exactly is TMI?
Too Much Information.
Thanks Charles. We still live in Victorian times, huh?
i'll take that as a compliment anyday!!!
:)
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05 Apr 2006 12:32:39 AM |
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"used2be" <used2be@nowhere.com> wrote in message
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On Mon, 3 Apr 2006 23:57:24 -0600, "Teilhard Knight"
<teilhk@privacy.net> wrote:
(snip)
Cross yourself. And what exactly is TMI?
Too Much Information.
Thanks Charles. We still live in Victorian times, huh?
i'll take that as a compliment anyday!!!
:)
Your choice. Live your life as you see fit.
--
Teilhard Knight
The Extraterrestrial
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I am not screwed up .......... It's all in my mind
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05 Apr 2006 12:55:23 AM |
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Teilhard Knight wrote:
"used2be" <used2be@nowhere.com> wrote in message
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On Mon, 3 Apr 2006 23:57:24 -0600, "Teilhard Knight"
<teilhk@privacy.net> wrote:
(snip)
Cross yourself. And what exactly is TMI?
Too Much Information.
Thanks Charles. We still live in Victorian times, huh?
i'll take that as a compliment anyday!!!
:)
Your choice. Live your life as you see fit.
i have some victorian pornographic writing here. apart from some quaint
terminology ("manhood", "cunny", etc.) they covered pretty much all the
erogenous bases and lascivious behaviour we do today. one difference is
that the gentlemen in those tales think nothing of drugging ladies to
"have their way with them". this angle has been dropped in latter-day
mainstream porn, probably because it's now classed as rape, and also
(i'm guessing) because men in our time tend not to get as excited about
non-consensual sex as those victorian fellows seemed to.
i haven't seen any references to auto-fellation from those times, but
i'd be astonished to learn that it wasn't done then and at every other
epoch of human history by every young man who could. i honestly don't
see what the big deal is.
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02 Apr 2006 08:16:18 PM |
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Teilhard Knight wrote:
Because they cannot reach it with their mouth. Confess that is true.
--
Teilhard Knight
The Extraterrestrial
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I am not screwed up .......... It's all in my mind
I think I read somewhere that some men can. I don't remember the
details, though.
-"jordie"
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02 Apr 2006 11:03:43 AM |
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Teilhard Knight wrote:
Because they cannot reach it with their mouth. Confess that is true.
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Teilhard Knight
The Extraterrestrial
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I am not screwed up .......... It's all in my mind
Actually, I knew a guy who could give himself a *****. He was very
.... uhm, limber. I was envious, I have to admit. To make matters
worse, he was also very hot and could get his ***** sucked pretty easily
by others if he wanted. So I guess he was never wanting. Lucky
*****.
-- Terry
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02 Apr 2006 12:13:33 PM |
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Terry wrote:
Actually, I knew a guy who could give himself a *****. .....
That is totally gross, who would want to kiss him ?
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