1. Fine - I am right. This argument is over. You need to shut
up.
2. That's Okay - One of the most dangerous statements a women can
make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think hard and long
before deciding when and how you'll pay for your mistake.
3. Nothing - The calm before the storm. This means "Something" and
you better be on your toes. Note: Arguments that start with "Nothing"
usually end with "Fine" (See #1).
4. Five Minutes - If getting dress, this means half an hour. (Don't
be mad about this. It's the same definition for you when it's your
turn to do some chores around the house.
5. Thanks - A woman is thanking you. Do not question this or faint.
Just say, "You're welcome," and let it go.
6. Loud Sigh - Not actually a word but rather a non-verbal
statement often misunderstood by men. It means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is standing here wasting her time arguing
with you about "Nothing." (See #3)
7. Go Ahead - This is a dare, not permission. (Don't Do It!)
8. Don't worry about it, I got it - The second most dangerous
statement a woman can make. It means that a woman has asked a man
several times to do something and is now doing it herself. (This will
result in you asking at a later date, "What's wrong?" For the woman's
response, see #3.)
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