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Topic: Sociology > Depression
User: "RGB"
Date: 30 Jul 2007 01:41:30 PM
Object: Wow. I have to go report for jury duty NOW.
Last time I got called up, I was excused by the DA, and
Deminiminiminimiiii said it was because he knew I was an *****.
Laters!
Mark
.

User: "%"

Title: Re: Wow. I have to go report for jury duty NOW. 30 Jul 2007 01:43:10 PM
"RGB" <asd071907@Use.Organization> wrote in message
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Last time I got called up, I was excused by the DA, and
Deminiminiminimiiii said it was because he knew I was an *****.

Laters!

Mark

if anyone believes this then everything i say is true
.
User: "Janithor"

Title: Re: Wow. I have to go report for jury duty NOW. 30 Jul 2007 01:53:46 PM
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% wrote:

"RGB" <asd071907@Use.Organization> wrote in message
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Last time I got called up, I was excused by the DA, and
Deminiminiminimiiii said it was because he knew I was an *****.

Laters!

Mark




if anyone believes this then everything i say is true

I certainly don't believe it. I think Mark is lying. There's no way he
really was summoned for jury duty. Good call, dude.
.
User: "%"

Title: Re: Wow. I have to go report for jury duty NOW. 30 Jul 2007 01:57:00 PM
"Janithor" <Janithor@comcast.net> wrote in message
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"RGB" <asd071907@Use.Organization> wrote in message
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Last time I got called up, I was excused by the DA, and
Deminiminiminimiiii said it was because he knew I was an *****.

Laters!

Mark




if anyone believes this then everything i say is true



I certainly don't believe it. I think Mark is lying. There's no way

he

really was summoned for jury duty. Good call, dude.

no , i changed my mind , its true and so is everything i say
.
User: "Janithor"

Title: Re: Wow. I have to go report for jury duty NOW. 30 Jul 2007 02:24:34 PM
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"Janithor" <Janithor@comcast.net> wrote in message
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"RGB" <asd071907@Use.Organization> wrote in message
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Last time I got called up, I was excused by the DA, and
Deminiminiminimiiii said it was because he knew I was an *****.

Laters!

Mark




if anyone believes this then everything i say is true



I certainly don't believe it. I think Mark is lying. There's no way


he

really was summoned for jury duty. Good call, dude.




no , i changed my mind , its true and so is everything i say

How could it be true? How could it? It's as clear as the computer
screen in front of me. He has every incentive to lie about something
like that. He has everything to gain from lying to us that he was
called to jury duty, I mean, why wouldn't he make that up?
In fact, I have to stop typing right now, or I'll be late for jury duty
too. Later. (nudge nudge wink wink)
.
User: "%"

Title: Re: Wow. I have to go report for jury duty NOW. 30 Jul 2007 02:28:42 PM
"Janithor" <Janithor@comcast.net> wrote in message
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"Janithor" <Janithor@comcast.net> wrote in message
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"RGB" <asd071907@Use.Organization> wrote in message
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Last time I got called up, I was excused by the DA, and
Deminiminiminimiiii said it was because he knew I was an *****.

Laters!

Mark




if anyone believes this then everything i say is true



I certainly don't believe it. I think Mark is lying. There's no

way


he

really was summoned for jury duty. Good call, dude.




no , i changed my mind , its true and so is everything i say



How could it be true? How could it? It's as clear as the computer
screen in front of me. He has every incentive to lie about something
like that. He has everything to gain from lying to us that he was
called to jury duty, I mean, why wouldn't he make that up?

In fact, I have to stop typing right now, or I'll be late for jury

duty

too. Later. (nudge nudge wink wink)

oh no , it doesn't work that way ,
once you're in the jury pool ,
the window is open and you can be a player
.

User: "Alan Harding"

Title: Re: Wow. I have to go report for jury duty NOW. 30 Jul 2007 03:21:25 PM
In message <46AE3AF2.2050506@comcast.net>, Janithor
<Janithor@comcast.net> writes

% wrote:

"Janithor" <Janithor@comcast.net> wrote in message
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% wrote:

"RGB" <asd071907@Use.Organization> wrote in message
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Last time I got called up, I was excused by the DA, and
Deminiminiminimiiii said it was because he knew I was an *****.

Laters!


if anyone believes this then everything i say is true


I certainly don't believe it. I think Mark is lying. There's no way

he

really was summoned for jury duty. Good call, dude.

no , i changed my mind , its true and so is everything i say


How could it be true? How could it? It's as clear as the computer
screen in front of me. He has every incentive to lie about something
like that. He has everything to gain from lying to us that he was
called to jury duty, I mean, why wouldn't he make that up?

In fact, I have to stop typing right now, or I'll be late for jury duty
too. Later. (nudge nudge wink wink)

I did jury service once. It was very boring.
--
The opinions given above may be mine. They might also
just be what I feel like saying right now, okay?
.

User: "RGB"

Title: Re: Wow. I have to go report for jury duty NOW. 30 Jul 2007 04:47:20 PM
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On Jul 30, 12:24 pm, Janithor <Janithor@comcast.net> wrote:

How could it be true? How could it? It's as clear as the computer
screen in front of me. He has every incentive to lie about something
like that. He has everything to gain from lying to us that he was
called to jury duty, I mean, why wouldn't he make that up?

It IS a pretty ridiculous claim for me to try to get away with. And
to raise the stakes even higher, I will now claim that I am actually
sending this message from a public terminal in the Jury Assembly Room
in the San Mateo County Courthouse in Redwood City (home of the
miniature golf course that Robert Maas refused to meet me and Thor
at).
I'm really surprised they actually provide puters and net access. It's
interesting, looking through the browser history, I see that somebody
before me was searching for
home made cem bomb
whatever exactly that is. Now, what kind of person sits in a Jury
Assembly Room searching for information on how to make bombs?
Anyway, Redwood City is a very bland and sterile place but it does
have very nice weather, I think it won some sort of award for that.
And the government complex here is very pretty. Though this has to be
the crappiest keyboard I've ever used, it's this flat little rubber
skin called "The Virtually Indestructible Keyboard" and it's really
slowing me down.
Well! It's obviously so late in the day that if I do get impanelled it
will be for a trial tomorrow, which I wouldn't mind at all. I've
always wanted to do this, besides which I could really stand some more
time away from the office.
Hey, maybe I'll get one of those civil cases people are always
threatening to bring against people who ***** them off on Usenet! Hell,
maybe Robert Maas has filed his police report and I'll sit on the jury
of my own trial for the murder of CreamGem!
Mark
.





User: "azure"

Title: Re: Wow. I have to go report for jury duty NOW. 30 Jul 2007 04:42:35 PM
I liked jury duty.
We convicted the *****.
azure
--
i might leap into a raging river to save a drowning child,
but it would have to be a *cute* drowning child.
.

User: "jordy"

Title: Re: Wow. I have to go report for jury duty NOW. 30 Jul 2007 03:35:17 PM
On Jul 30, 2:41 pm, RGB <asd071...@Use.Organization> wrote:

Last time I got called up, I was excused by the DA, and
Deminiminiminimiiii said it was because he knew I was an *****.

Laters!

Mark

I enjoyed being on a jury, even though it was only for a few
days... I always wanted to be on a jury,
and was thrilled when I recieved jury duty...
-"Jordy"
.
User: "slunky"

Title: Re: Wow. I have to go report for jury duty NOW. 30 Jul 2007 03:37:35 PM
_/ jordy wrote \_

I enjoyed being on a jury, even though it was only for a few
days... I always wanted to be on a jury,
and was thrilled when I recieved jury duty...

I want to do jury duty, but they don't ever pick me. They did pick me
once, but the trial I was supposed to be at got pushed back so the guy
could have a mental evaluation.
--
-slunky
.


User: "the_dawggie"

Title: Re: Wow. I have to go report for jury duty NOW. 30 Jul 2007 02:00:22 PM
On Jul 31, 4:41 am, RGB <asd071...@Use.Organization> wrote:

Last time I got called up, I was excused by the DA, and
Deminiminiminimiiii said it was because he knew I was an *****.

I've done Austrailia's biggest heroin import, and a murder case.
I'm too much of a bogan now, and changed address, so hopefully
don't need to attend again.
.

User: "Jesters mummy"

Title: Re: Wow. I have to go report for jury duty NOW. 30 Jul 2007 05:43:52 PM
On Mon, 30 Jul 2007 18:41:30 GMT, RGB <asd071907@Use.Organization> wrote:

<(((*>Last time I got called up, I was excused by the DA, and
<(((*>Deminiminiminimiiii said it was because he knew I was an *****.

Well, she would know from assholes, it's the one thing she was good at.

<(((*>Laters!

Will we be seeing you on Court TV? (I'll have to add it to my subscription,
quick.)
Tara J. Ballance
Montreal, Canada
.

User: "Noon Cat Nick"

Title: Re: Wow. I have to go report for jury duty NOW. 30 Jul 2007 02:10:31 PM
RGB wrote:

Last time I got called up, I was excused by the DA, and
Deminiminiminimiiii said it was because he knew I was an *****.

Laters!

Mark

Deminimii certainly didn't play many favorites. She had a U-Haul-ful of
venom for us all.
.
User: "jordy"

Title: Re: Wow. I have to go report for jury duty NOW. 30 Jul 2007 03:42:36 PM
On Jul 30, 3:10 pm, Noon Cat Nick <chatdem...@hotmail.com> wrote:

RGB wrote:

Last time I got called up, I was excused by the DA, and
Deminiminiminimiiii said it was because he knew I was an *****.


Laters!


Mark


Deminimii certainly didn't play many favorites. She had a U-Haul-ful of
venom for us all.

It does seem though that people like that always have a few friends
that they hold onto for a while, for various reasons.... I think they
somehow satisfied people's deep seated emotional needs at times...
I guess though people like that can help you to work through various
issues... On one hand, when you can't detach yourself, you get so
angry, so furious and enraged at them, for a very, very long time...
but, maybe, at the same time, you can take the very detached parts of
yourself, and try to understand them... and of course you fail
completly, but it's interesting to try... when you see these kind of
weird, strange, crazy, over-the- top people.. you have a strange
facsination and curiosity about them, as well as a horrified
revulsion... maybe, in part, it's beacuse you see some of the same
"over-the top" weirdness in yourself... though the strange thing about
Joe User, Vali, Demi, Marty, Robert etc... is that they never seemed
to see the craziness in themselves that other people always saw in
them... or did they sometimes see it? sometimes they seemed to know
what they were doing, and sometimes they didn't... sometimes they
seemed more connected then at other times... it's very strange, very
odd, trying to figure people like that out over the internet...
-"jordy"
.


User: "RGB"

Title: Re: Wow. I have to go report for jury duty NOW. 30 Jul 2007 05:45:34 PM
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Ooh, ooh, this is exciting, something's about to happen, she's paging
everyone back into the room. Looks like all the cases have been pled
out and we're all about to be thanked and dismissed.
Either that or I'm sitting in a room full of 164 assholes!
Anyway... suspense... here it comes... will send message when it's
official...
The judge is here! He's addressing us!
OK, class dismissed, time to go! Damn, I really was hoping to serve
this time.
Mark
***** #1003
.
User: "used2be"

Title: Re: Wow. I have to go report for jury duty NOW. 30 Jul 2007 06:11:33 PM
"RGB" <asd071907@gipgipgip.com> wrote in message
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Ooh, ooh, this is exciting, something's about to happen, she's paging
everyone back into the room. Looks like all the cases have been pled
out and we're all about to be thanked and dismissed.

Either that or I'm sitting in a room full of 164 assholes!

Anyway... suspense... here it comes... will send message when it's
official...

The judge is here! He's addressing us!

OK, class dismissed, time to go! Damn, I really was hoping to serve
this time.

Mark
***** #1003

they allow laptops in the courtroom?
.
User: "RGB"

Title: Re: Wow. I have to go report for jury duty NOW. 30 Jul 2007 06:24:36 PM
In article <46ae7020$0$30620$4c368faf@roadrunner.com>,
"used2be" <used2be@nowhere.com> wrote:

they allow laptops in the courtroom?

Yes, and they have wi-fi, but I was using one of a number of
workstations provided by the court. (Home now.)
Mark
.
User: "RGB"

Title: Re: Wow. I have to go report for jury duty NOW. 30 Jul 2007 06:28:16 PM
In article <Uquri.22529$xK1.4365@fe04.news.easynews.com>,
RGB <asd071907@Use.Organization> wrote:

In article <46ae7020$0$30620$4c368faf@roadrunner.com>,
"used2be" <used2be@nowhere.com> wrote:

they allow laptops in the courtroom?


Yes, and they have wi-fi, but I was using one of a number of
workstations provided by the court. (Home now.)

Mark

Correction: Jury Assembly Room, not courtroom. Just the place where you
sit for hours and hours until they finally let you go home.
.
User: "used2be"

Title: Re: Wow. I have to go report for jury duty NOW. 30 Jul 2007 07:07:20 PM
"RGB" <asd071907@Use.Organization> wrote in message
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In article <Uquri.22529$xK1.4365@fe04.news.easynews.com>,
RGB <asd071907@Use.Organization> wrote:

In article <46ae7020$0$30620$4c368faf@roadrunner.com>,
"used2be" <used2be@nowhere.com> wrote:

they allow laptops in the courtroom?


Yes, and they have wi-fi, but I was using one of a number of
workstations provided by the court. (Home now.)

Mark


Correction: Jury Assembly Room, not courtroom. Just the place where you
sit for hours and hours until they finally let you go home.

well, i have to say that it's pretty nice of them to provide you guys with
wifi and workstations for entertainment. they didn't have that when i was
up for jury duty 9 years ago.
.


User: "Alan Harding"

Title: Re: Wow. I have to go report for jury duty NOW. 31 Jul 2007 01:44:47 AM
In message <Uquri.22529$xK1.4365@fe04.news.easynews.com>, RGB
<asd071907@Use.Organization> writes

In article <46ae7020$0$30620$4c368faf@roadrunner.com>,
"used2be" <used2be@nowhere.com> wrote:

they allow laptops in the courtroom?


Yes, and they have wi-fi, but I was using one of a number of
workstations provided by the court. (Home now.)

Back in my day, they didn't even provide a pack of cards for whiling
away the long hours of waiting. On the second day, several of us brought
them. I played quite a lot of bridge waiting for empanelment.
--
The opinions given above may be mine. They might also
just be what I feel like saying right now, okay?
.



User: "Noon Cat Nick"

Title: Re: Wow. I have to go report for jury duty NOW. 30 Jul 2007 06:45:39 PM
RGB wrote:
<snip>


Mark
***** #1003

Once upon, we had lemming numbers, troll bridge numbers, lap dog numbers
and lap cat numbers. I'm not a normally squeamish soul, but making this
part of a new asd personal numeric identification trend kinda makes me
squeam. You're on yer own with this one, Color Wheel.
.



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