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Sociology > Education |
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"The Fool" |
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23 Nov 2005 07:42:40 PM |
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A Conspiracy Theory |
With all the conspiracy theories out there, here is one from a fool....
As the Cold War ended, the Communist spy network and other Kremlin
officials needed somewhere to hide out, since the new Russian
government wasn't friendly with them. So, where did they go?
They looked out over the world and saw that the Muslim nations were
easily manipulated. All they had to do would be to use their spies and
connections in those lands to take leadership positions in Islam, and
they would have entire nations of "brainwashed zombies" that they could
send into battle in the name of Allah. We see Bin Ladin (a former KGB
spy) as an example of one that made the move.
Then, they started planning their attack against the one nation that
was most involved in helping cause the USSR to fall, the USA. However,
they needed cover. So, they got the socialist-led UN to be their
smokescreen and to channel them money through secret deals (like the
oil-for-food deal) to help pay for their plans.
When the planes hit the twin towers, we see Bin Ladin hiding out in
Afganistan (another hideout from the Russians, who failed in a war
there). When the USA demanded the surrender of Bin Ladin, the Taliban
refused, showing that this former communist spy had found his zombies
to protect and defend him.
Now, we find money links going into the terrorist hands from ...guess
where....Russia, France, China, North Korea, etc. Basicallly, the
money is almost ALL coming from former KGB allies. Thus, we see that
the whole terror campaign (and the anti-Israel and anti-Christian
issues) is one big cover for the fact that the cold war never ended and
the same countries are still fighting the same war with the same allies
by the same money sources.
How's that for a theory?
Ken Clifton
-author of A Nation Under God
http://www.lulu.com/writingken
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| User: "Harvey" |
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| Title: Re: A Conspiracy Theory |
24 Nov 2005 06:59:46 AM |
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"The Fool" <kands00@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1132796560.542407.281730@g47g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
With all the conspiracy theories out there, here is one from a
fool....
As the Cold War ended, the Communist spy network and other Kremlin
officials needed somewhere to hide out, since the new Russian
government wasn't friendly with them. So, where did they go?
They looked out over the world and saw that the Muslim nations were
easily manipulated. All they had to do would be to use their spies
and
connections in those lands to take leadership positions in Islam, and
they would have entire nations of "brainwashed zombies" that they
could
send into battle in the name of Allah. We see Bin Ladin (a former KGB
spy) as an example of one that made the move.
Then, they started planning their attack against the one nation that
was most involved in helping cause the USSR to fall, the USA.
However,
they needed cover. So, they got the socialist-led UN to be their
smokescreen and to channel them money through secret deals (like the
oil-for-food deal) to help pay for their plans.
When the planes hit the twin towers, we see Bin Ladin hiding out in
Afganistan (another hideout from the Russians, who failed in a war
there). When the USA demanded the surrender of Bin Ladin, the Taliban
refused, showing that this former communist spy had found his zombies
to protect and defend him.
Now, we find money links going into the terrorist hands from ...guess
where....Russia, France, China, North Korea, etc. Basicallly, the
money is almost ALL coming from former KGB allies. Thus, we see that
the whole terror campaign (and the anti-Israel and anti-Christian
issues) is one big cover for the fact that the cold war never ended
and
the same countries are still fighting the same war with the same
allies
by the same money sources.
How's that for a theory?
Well, it reads like an average 5th grade English assignment. You've
managed to take everything that makes conspiracy theory wackjob writing
interesting out of your missive and replace it with the mental
equivalent of Novocain, if that's the feedback you're looking for.
Ken Clifton
-author of A Nation Under God
http://www.lulu.com/writingken
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| User: "Joe S." |
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| Title: Re: A Conspiracy Theory |
23 Nov 2005 08:31:53 PM |
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"The Fool" <kands00@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1132796560.542407.281730@g47g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
With all the conspiracy theories out there, here is one from a fool....
As the Cold War ended, the Communist spy network and other Kremlin
officials needed somewhere to hide out, since the new Russian
government wasn't friendly with them. So, where did they go?
They looked out over the world and saw that the Muslim nations were
easily manipulated. All they had to do would be to use their spies and
connections in those lands to take leadership positions in Islam, and
they would have entire nations of "brainwashed zombies" that they could
send into battle in the name of Allah. We see Bin Ladin (a former KGB
spy) as an example of one that made the move.
Then, they started planning their attack against the one nation that
was most involved in helping cause the USSR to fall, the USA. However,
they needed cover. So, they got the socialist-led UN to be their
smokescreen and to channel them money through secret deals (like the
oil-for-food deal) to help pay for their plans.
When the planes hit the twin towers, we see Bin Ladin hiding out in
Afganistan (another hideout from the Russians, who failed in a war
there). When the USA demanded the surrender of Bin Ladin, the Taliban
refused, showing that this former communist spy had found his zombies
to protect and defend him.
Now, we find money links going into the terrorist hands from ...guess
where....Russia, France, China, North Korea, etc. Basicallly, the
money is almost ALL coming from former KGB allies. Thus, we see that
the whole terror campaign (and the anti-Israel and anti-Christian
issues) is one big cover for the fact that the cold war never ended and
the same countries are still fighting the same war with the same allies
by the same money sources.
How's that for a theory?
Ken Clifton
-author of A Nation Under God
http://www.lulu.com/writingken
Wrong. It's all Bill Clinton's fault.
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| User: "Gray Shockley" |
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| Title: Re: A Conspiracy Theory |
24 Nov 2005 01:26:31 AM |
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On Wed, 23 Nov 2005 20:31:53 -0600, Joe S. wrote:
"The Fool" <kands00@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1132796560.542407.281730@g47g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
With all the conspiracy theories out there, here is one from a fool....
As the Cold War ended, the Communist spy network and other Kremlin
officials needed somewhere to hide out, since the new Russian
government wasn't friendly with them. So, where did they go?
They looked out over the world and saw that the Muslim nations were
easily manipulated. All they had to do would be to use their spies and
connections in those lands to take leadership positions in Islam, and
they would have entire nations of "brainwashed zombies" that they could
send into battle in the name of Allah. We see Bin Ladin (a former KGB
spy) as an example of one that made the move.
Then, they started planning their attack against the one nation that
was most involved in helping cause the USSR to fall, the USA. However,
they needed cover. So, they got the socialist-led UN to be their
smokescreen and to channel them money through secret deals (like the
oil-for-food deal) to help pay for their plans.
When the planes hit the twin towers, we see Bin Ladin hiding out in
Afganistan (another hideout from the Russians, who failed in a war
there). When the USA demanded the surrender of Bin Ladin, the Taliban
refused, showing that this former communist spy had found his zombies
to protect and defend him.
Now, we find money links going into the terrorist hands from ...guess
where....Russia, France, China, North Korea, etc. Basicallly, the
money is almost ALL coming from former KGB allies. Thus, we see that
the whole terror campaign (and the anti-Israel and anti-Christian
issues) is one big cover for the fact that the cold war never ended and
the same countries are still fighting the same war with the same allies
by the same money sources.
How's that for a theory?
Ken Clifton
-author of A Nation Under God
http://www.lulu.com/writingken
Wrong. It's all Bill Clinton's fault.
And Janet Reno's.
However - for some reason - I haven't heard any of the Lunatic
Fringe claim in the last couple of years that FEMA is a secret
government and will declare military law and run the entire
country.
So, the way that George W C Bush43 saved democracy from FEMA was
by, very cleverly, appointing complete and totally incompetent
asskissers and Republican failures to major positions.
Gray Shockley
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But you, Mr President,
you're a self made man
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| User: "Cary Kittrell" |
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| Title: Re: A Conspiracy Theory |
28 Nov 2005 11:32:34 AM |
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In article <0001HW.BFAAC74700375037F0284550@news.giganews.com> writes:
On Wed, 23 Nov 2005 20:31:53 -0600, Joe S. wrote:
"The Fool" <kands00@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1132796560.542407.281730@g47g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
With all the conspiracy theories out there, here is one from a fool....
As the Cold War ended, the Communist spy network and other Kremlin
officials needed somewhere to hide out, since the new Russian
government wasn't friendly with them. So, where did they go?
They looked out over the world and saw that the Muslim nations were
easily manipulated. All they had to do would be to use their spies and
connections in those lands to take leadership positions in Islam, and
they would have entire nations of "brainwashed zombies" that they could
send into battle in the name of Allah. We see Bin Ladin (a former KGB
spy) as an example of one that made the move.
Then, they started planning their attack against the one nation that
was most involved in helping cause the USSR to fall, the USA. However,
they needed cover. So, they got the socialist-led UN to be their
smokescreen and to channel them money through secret deals (like the
oil-for-food deal) to help pay for their plans.
When the planes hit the twin towers, we see Bin Ladin hiding out in
Afganistan (another hideout from the Russians, who failed in a war
there). When the USA demanded the surrender of Bin Ladin, the Taliban
refused, showing that this former communist spy had found his zombies
to protect and defend him.
Now, we find money links going into the terrorist hands from ...guess
where....Russia, France, China, North Korea, etc. Basicallly, the
money is almost ALL coming from former KGB allies. Thus, we see that
the whole terror campaign (and the anti-Israel and anti-Christian
issues) is one big cover for the fact that the cold war never ended and
the same countries are still fighting the same war with the same allies
by the same money sources.
How's that for a theory?
Ken Clifton
-author of A Nation Under God
http://www.lulu.com/writingken
Wrong. It's all Bill Clinton's fault.
And Janet Reno's.
However - for some reason - I haven't heard any of the Lunatic
Fringe claim in the last couple of years that FEMA is a secret
government and will declare military law and run the entire
country.
So, the way that George W C Bush43 saved democracy from FEMA was
by, very cleverly, appointing complete and totally incompetent
asskissers and Republican failures to major positions.
I know, I know, this is all so delicious in a horrid way: remember
the swarms of conspiracty theories roaming `misc.activism.militia'
a few years back, all warning us that FEMA was a device whereby
martial law was going to be declared on the flimsiest pretext --
Real Soon Now -- presumably as Step One in handing the United
States over to [fill in boogie man here]?
And finally we have a genuine Flimsy Pretext -- a Category Five
Flimsy Pretext -- and it turns out FEMA couldn't comandeer
your local Garden Club if they had to.
It's an ill wind indeed that wafts no irony at all.
-- cary
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| User: "Steamboat" |
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| Title: Re: Re: A Conspiracy Theory |
24 Nov 2005 08:39:22 AM |
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On Thu, 24 Nov 2005 01:26:31 -0600, Gray Shockley
<grayshockley@gmail.com> wrote:
On Wed, 23 Nov 2005 20:31:53 -0600, Joe S.
wrote:
<snip>
And Janet Reno's.
However - for some reason - I haven't heard any
of the Lunatic
Fringe claim in the last couple of years that
FEMA is a secret
government and will declare military law and run
the entire
country.
So, the way that George W C Bush43 saved
democracy from FEMA was
by, very cleverly, appointing complete and
totally incompetent
asskissers and Republican failures to major
positions.
Do you have any strong fieelings about Bush43?
Gray Shockley
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But you, Mr President,
you're a self made man
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| User: "Cary Kittrell" |
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| Title: Re: Re: A Conspiracy Theory |
28 Nov 2005 11:33:56 AM |
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In article <q2kbo1l6c3ni9qb7bh2sd9g65n4gjjt73a@4ax.com> Steamboat <tulley@msn.com> writes:
On Thu, 24 Nov 2005 01:26:31 -0600, Gray Shockley
<grayshockley@gmail.com> wrote:
On Wed, 23 Nov 2005 20:31:53 -0600, Joe S.
wrote:
<snip>
And Janet Reno's.
However - for some reason - I haven't heard any
of the Lunatic
Fringe claim in the last couple of years that
FEMA is a secret
government and will declare military law and run
the entire
country.
So, the way that George W C Bush43 saved
democracy from FEMA was
by, very cleverly, appointing complete and
totally incompetent
asskissers and Republican failures to major
positions.
Do you have any strong fieelings about Bush43?
Well, Ken did just now tell us, in another thread, that
it's the Devil who starts wars.
-- cary
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| User: "Gray Shockley" |
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| Title: Re: Re: A Conspiracy Theory |
28 Nov 2005 02:29:12 PM |
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On Mon, 28 Nov 2005 11:33:56 -0600, Cary Kittrell wrote:
In article <q2kbo1l6c3ni9qb7bh2sd9g65n4gjjt73a@4ax.com> Steamboat
<tulley@msn.com> writes:
On Thu, 24 Nov 2005 01:26:31 -0600, Gray Shockley
<grayshockley@gmail.com> wrote:
On Wed, 23 Nov 2005 20:31:53 -0600, Joe S.
wrote:
<snip>
And Janet Reno's.
However - for some reason - I haven't heard any
of the Lunatic
Fringe claim in the last couple of years that
FEMA is a secret
government and will declare military law and run
the entire
country.
So, the way that George W C Bush43 saved
democracy from FEMA was
by, very cleverly, appointing complete and
totally incompetent
asskissers and Republican failures to major
positions.
Do you have any strong fieelings about Bush43?
Well, Ken did just now tell us, in another thread, that
it's the Devil who starts wars.
-- cary
It's certainly "interesting" that the connections between Bush43
and Satan are, apparently, not non sequiturs but are connected to
each other much the same way that is a horse and a honey wagon.
Gray Shockley
--------------------------
Vice President Cheney was in a
secret hiding place and could
not be reached for comment.
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| User: "Midjis" |
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| Title: Re: A Conspiracy Theory |
24 Nov 2005 08:39:29 AM |
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"The Fool" <kands00@hotmail.com> wrote:
With all the conspiracy theories out there, here is one from a fool....
The curious thing is how you have got hold of this idea that by calling
yourself 'The Fool' you somehow lend your your statements more credibility.
It's a sort of extension of the concept of 'my humble opinion', isn't it?
"IMHO": A sure guarantee that the owner of the opinion you are about to
read or have just read considers themselves anything but humble.
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| User: "The Watch Dog" |
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| Title: Re: A Conspiracy Theory |
24 Nov 2005 03:55:51 AM |
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Hey, The Fool, have you checked yet on your previous statement that "we
know from science" that acquired traits are inherited?
Or that "evolution conflicts with genetics" because mutations don't
actually occur?
Since you keep making utterly false statements, and never correct them
or admit your mistakes, and just start a new thread when anybody asks
you about them...
.... why should anybody pay any attention whatsoever to anything you say?
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| User: "Steamboat" |
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| Title: Re: A Conspiracy Theory |
23 Nov 2005 07:55:23 PM |
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On 23 Nov 2005 17:42:40 -0800, "The Fool"
<kands00@hotmail.com> wrote:
With all the conspiracy theories out there, here
is one from a fool....
As the Cold War ended, the Communist spy network
and other Kremlin
officials needed somewhere to hide out, since
the new Russian
government wasn't friendly with them. So, where
did they go?
They looked out over the world and saw that the
Muslim nations were
easily manipulated. All they had to do would be
to use their spies and
connections in those lands to take leadership
positions in Islam, and
they would have entire nations of "brainwashed
zombies" that they could
send into battle in the name of Allah. We see
Bin Ladin (a former KGB
spy) as an example of one that made the move.
Then, they started planning their attack against
the one nation that
was most involved in helping cause the USSR to
fall, the USA. However,
they needed cover. So, they got the
socialist-led UN to be their
smokescreen and to channel them money through
secret deals (like the
oil-for-food deal) to help pay for their plans.
When the planes hit the twin towers, we see Bin
Ladin hiding out in
Afganistan (another hideout from the Russians,
who failed in a war
there). When the USA demanded the surrender of
Bin Ladin, the Taliban
refused, showing that this former communist spy
had found his zombies
to protect and defend him.
Now, we find money links going into the
terrorist hands from ...guess
where....Russia, France, China, North Korea,
etc. Basicallly, the
money is almost ALL coming from former KGB
allies. Thus, we see that
the whole terror campaign (and the anti-Israel
and anti-Christian
issues) is one big cover for the fact that the
cold war never ended and
the same countries are still fighting the same
war with the same allies
by the same money sources.
How's that for a theory?
Ken Clifton
-author of A Nation Under God
http://www.lulu.com/writingken
Pretty lame.
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