Double your money with "W". (or not)
Even if your not an employee, you too can get in on the ground floor of
the hottest new investment opportunities of the new century. Look at
these names:
Global Crossing
Enron
Healthsouth
Arthur Andersen
Freddie Mac
Fannie Mae
Halliburton
Tyco International
Just some of the wonderful companies you could entrust with your Social
Security money. Why worry about the federal government losing your
retirement money, when the private sector can do it better? Just $1000
invested in Global Crossing in 1999 would now be worth absolutely
nothing, and this is not a fluke! With phoney-baloney accounting, pump
and dump stock options for our "top executives", and cozy contracts
with our accountanting company (see Arthur Andersen above) we can
guarantee year after year, dollar after dollar performances just like
these.
But wait, there's more! Yes for every "friend" you can get to drop an
"investment" dollar into our "private accounts" fund we'll make sure
you lose an additional dollar. With a big circle of friends you can be
broke in no time!
Don't delay, Start today. All of your losses are tax exempt, they're
pre-tax dollars, so feel free to 'double up' on your payroll
deductions!
Don't miss it, get in while you can. This will be big!
Drool over these:
WorldCom
Adelphia
AOl-TimeWarner
Merck
We've got thousands more just like these, and they can be yours! Get
Some Now!
Just send your cash in an envelop to G.W. Bush, C/o Whitehouse, dept
"how can I stop getting ripped off by social security and start earning
big money now?"
and sit back and let the private sector "do it's thing"! You'll be
amazed at how fast the money disappears. Send b 4 midnight so you don't
forget, and we can get that 'overnite' transfer rate.
Looking forward to doing bizness with you!
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