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Topic: Sociology > Education
User: "Cary Kittrell"
Date: 31 Aug 2005 01:06:07 PM
Object: Re: I Can't Help But Wonder
In article <1125505545.605252.132800@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>
writes:

How can a sane person turn his back to Christ
and endorse some human wisdom such as Buddhism, Hinduism,
Evolutionism,Feminism/Jezabelism, Taoism, etc?
Is it just because those ideologies are SIN FRIENDLY?

Well, Evolutinism is necessary, and Feminism is good, but
Jezabelism ... Jezabelism -- how can I possibly convey
to you the endless delights of Jezabelism?
I can't. It's ineffible... ineffable, effable,
effanineffable, deep and inscrutable. And singular,
too; don't forget singular.
Like other pursuits of the spirit, you must find
this one out for yourself.
(apologies to Tommy the ol' Possum)
-- cary
.

User: "sue_doe_cy_ants"

Title: Re: I Can't Help But Wonder 02 Sep 2005 01:57:34 AM
Cary Kittrell wrote:

In article <1125505545.605252.132800@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>

writes:

How can a sane person turn his back to Christ
and endorse some human wisdom such as Buddhism, Hinduism,
Evolutionism,Feminism/Jezabelism, Taoism, etc?
Is it just because those ideologies are SIN FRIENDLY?


Well, Evolutinism is necessary, and Feminism is good, but
Jezabelism ... Jezabelism -- how can I possibly convey
to you the endless delights of Jezabelism?

I can't. It's ineffible... ineffable, effable,
effanineffable, deep and inscrutable.

I have always found that
the members of Jezabelism
to be extremely
effable, deep and inscrutable...
a temporal heaven upon earth.
.
User: "Cary Kittrell"

Title: Re: I Can't Help But Wonder 02 Sep 2005 09:28:16 AM
In article <1125644254.107742.136880@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com> "sue_doe_cy_ants" <sue_doe_cy_ants@labb.port5.com> writes:

Cary Kittrell wrote:

In article <1125505545.605252.132800@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>

writes:

How can a sane person turn his back to Christ
and endorse some human wisdom such as Buddhism, Hinduism,
Evolutionism,Feminism/Jezabelism, Taoism, etc?
Is it just because those ideologies are SIN FRIENDLY?


Well, Evolutinism is necessary, and Feminism is good, but
Jezabelism ... Jezabelism -- how can I possibly convey
to you the endless delights of Jezabelism?

I can't. It's ineffible... ineffable, effable,
effanineffable, deep and inscrutable.

I have always found that
the members of Jezabelism
to be extremely
effable, deep and inscrutable...
a temporal heaven upon earth.

And of course there's endless sectarian, um,
"dialoging" over which are True Jezebels
(though all agree that the Jaezaebael
is the arch-Jezebel). But that's all
too arcane and theological for me,
a practical sort, I merely advise
pursuing the Northern Jezebels:
the cold seems to keep them fresh
to an almost miraculous degree.
-- cary
.
User: "Sasha"

Title: Re: I Can't Help But Wonder 02 Sep 2005 09:46:08 AM
Ah, the Northern Jezebel; a stout, hardy race who have perfected there
Jezebelling over the centuries. Quick to pour coffee and don a Leafs
Jersey.
*Sighs dreamily*
.
User: "Cary Kittrell"

Title: Re: I Can't Help But Wonder 02 Sep 2005 10:17:16 AM
In article <1125672368.679524.17680@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com> "Sasha" <scironi@gmail.com> writes:

Ah, the Northern Jezebel; a stout, hardy race who have perfected there
Jezebelling over the centuries. Quick to pour coffee and don a Leafs
Jersey.

*Sighs dreamily*

Oh: speaking of which, on the off-chance that you haen't
seen this already:
http://marryanamerican.ca



-- cary
.

User: "Cary Kittrell"

Title: Re: I Can't Help But Wonder 02 Sep 2005 10:06:58 AM
In article <1125672368.679524.17680@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com> "Sasha" <scironi@gmail.com> writes:

Ah, the Northern Jezebel; a stout, hardy race who have perfected there
Jezebelling over the centuries. Quick to pour coffee and don a Leafs
Jersey.

*Sighs dreamily*

Yo yo yo! Mine ain't "stout"!!
Strong like tractor, da, but not stout.
-- cary
.


User: "Randy Day"

Title: Re: I Can't Help But Wonder 02 Sep 2005 11:24:58 AM
Cary Kittrell wrote:
[snip]

too arcane and theological for me,
a practical sort, I merely advise
pursuing the Northern Jezebels:

Funny, I haven't seen anyone in my
rear-view mirror lately. Are you sure
anyone's listening? <pout>

the cold seems to keep them fresh
to an almost miraculous degree.

<blush> We like to think so... ;)
--
R
Atheist Chair,
EAC Disciplinary Committee
.
User: "Cary Kittrell"

Title: Re: I Can't Help But Wonder 02 Sep 2005 11:48:03 AM
In article <11hgv9u3jro0c14@corp.supernews.com> Randy Day <ruthal@sasktel.nex> writes:

Cary Kittrell wrote:

[snip]

too arcane and theological for me,
a practical sort, I merely advise
pursuing the Northern Jezebels:


Funny, I haven't seen anyone in my
rear-view mirror lately. Are you sure
anyone's listening? <pout>

Personally I'd like to help out, I really
would ... but my own personal N.J., small
but feisty as a fisher, would rip my
dipthongs out.
Or yours, eh?
-- cary
.



User: "Gray Shockley"

Title: Re: I Can't Help But Wonder Where I'm Bound 08 Sep 2005 12:03:06 PM
On Fri, 2 Sep 2005 01:57:34 -0500, sue_doe_cy_ants wrote
(in article <1125644254.107742.136880@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>):

Cary Kittrell wrote:

In article <1125505545.605252.132800@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>
Codebreaker@bigsecret.com writes:

How can a sane person turn his back to Christ
and endorse some human wisdom such as Buddhism, Hinduism,
Evolutionism,Feminism/Jezabelism, Taoism, etc?
Is it just because those ideologies are SIN FRIENDLY?


Well, Evolutinism is necessary, and Feminism is good, but
Jezabelism ... Jezabelism -- how can I possibly convey
to you the endless delights of Jezabelism?

I can't. It's ineffible... ineffable, effable,
effanineffable, deep and inscrutable.


I have always found that
the members of Jezabelism
to be extremely
effable, deep and inscrutable...
a temporal heaven upon earth.

And they, truly, bring thunderstorms
Daily and excitement in life
And the violence and their giggles
They spread with mirthful despair.
.



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