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"_ Prof. Jonez _" |
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09 Jul 2007 11:38:38 AM |
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Re: Kent Wills IS "Kent Bradley Wills - PROOF Here! |
Kent Wills wrote:
As I understand it, on Sun, 8 Jul 2007 15:49:22 -0600, "¥ UltraMan ¥"
<ultra@man.jp> wrote:
[...]
The link where I DON'T say that I'm "going to turn you in" ?
I issued a dare to turn me in. True, the dare was directed at
tjab, but you replied with, "As you wish."
For whatever reason, you took up the dare, then did nothing.
I've also made the same double dog dare to you.
So it is your wish and desire that someone turn you in to
the State authorities, eh Kent?
You already did, or you lied. Which is it?
Yet another false dichotomy from Kent wspanialy lgarz Wills
Me:
Then turn me in. I double dog dare ya.
You:
As you wish ...
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.bob-larson/msg/3a8c45f813d32b13?dmode=source
Even though, as you claim, it would cause you harm?
You already did, or you lied. Which is it?
Yet another false dichotomy from Kent wspanialy lgarz Wills
Me:
Then turn me in. I double dog dare ya.
You:
As you wish ...
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.bob-larson/msg/3a8c45f813d32b13?dmode=source
You better have a sit-down with Lindsay about that before
your proceed.
You already turned me in, or you lied. Which is it?
Yet another false dichotomy from Kent wspanialy lgarz Wills
Me:
Then turn me in. I double dog dare ya.
You:
As you wish ...
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.bob-larson/msg/3a8c45f813d32b13?dmode=source
So you post links dispositive to your own false assertions,
that quite a pathology you got there Kent.
It proves you lied. That this is something your ill mind
can't accept is your issue to address, not mine.
So are you an active school teacher in Iowa or not, Kent?
You tell me. You've started stalking me.
Why do you lie?
Poor Kent Wills, the whole world is "stalking him" ... boooo!
Yes, I do know of the inquiries you've made.
Sure Kent ... you know everything, 'cause your a "teacher".
There will be NO change in CO2 levels since we exhale carbon
monoxide, not carbon dioxide, stupid."
-- Kent Wills
I noticed you vanished from the thread for a bit after that.
that he was going to turn me in. He does that, and
everyone will learn his real name.
You really are dumber than a Bucket of Iowa Dirt, aren't you
Kent?
If so, that make you look VERY bad, since I'm many time
smarter than you.
Q.E.D ... lol!
While Q.E.D. is generally used in mathematics, I accept your
acknowledging that I'm am many times smarter than you.
I also applaud your ability to overcome your pathological need
to lie, even if only in the short term. With proper mental health
care, I think you'll be able to fully overcome it.
Not that this is saying a great deal. If the
common garden slug could type, it's posts would show more
intellectual stimulation than anything you've been able to post.
Get much intellectual stimulation in the Iowa D.O.C, eh Kent?
I'm not in prison. I've never been in prison (visiting
Alcatraz doesn't count since it's a tourist sight and not an active
prison). I have no plans on being in prison, although a ministry in
Arkansas has asked if I would be willing to visit inmates in
Arkansas prisons when the Wills family is in Arkansas.
So far I've declined, but I've been leaning towards accepting.
If I do, you'll be able to honestly claim I've been inside an active
prison. Of course, you'll word it in such a way as to make it seem
like I was sentenced. It's what you do.
You could put an end to all the alleged confusion around
your case by simply explaining honestly how you supposedly
planted a fraudulent felony criminal record about yourself in
the Iowa Dept. of Corrections database, and why that record
is still there.
I already explained it. Given that you've proved you're
currently stalking me, I expect you found it.
Oooooh, Kent's Polish Paranoia is showing again ...
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| Title: Re: Kent Wills IS "Kent Bradley Wills - PROOF Here! |
09 Jul 2007 05:16:43 PM |
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As I understand it, on Mon, 9 Jul 2007 10:38:38 -0600, "_ Prof. Jonez
_" <theprof@jonez.net> wrote:
[snips for brevity]
So it is your wish and desire that someone turn you in to
the State authorities, eh Kent?
You already did, or you lied. Which is it?
Yet another false dichotomy from Kent wspanialy lgarz Wills
A hint for the future:
If you're going to lie, don't include the evidence of that lie
in your posts. As anyone reading can see immediately below, you did
claim to do so. Or you lied. Which is it?
Me:
Then turn me in. I double dog dare ya.
You:
As you wish ...
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.bob-larson/msg/3a8c45f813d32b13?dmode=source
Even though, as you claim, it would cause you harm?
You already did, or you lied. Which is it?
Yet another false dichotomy from Kent wspanialy lgarz Wills
Me:
Then turn me in. I double dog dare ya.
You:
As you wish ...
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.bob-larson/msg/3a8c45f813d32b13?dmode=source
You better have a sit-down with Lindsay about that before
your proceed.
You already turned me in, or you lied. Which is it?
Yet another false dichotomy from Kent wspanialy lgarz Wills
Me:
Then turn me in. I double dog dare ya.
You:
As you wish ...
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.bob-larson/msg/3a8c45f813d32b13?dmode=source
So you post links dispositive to your own false assertions,
that quite a pathology you got there Kent.
It proves you lied. That this is something your ill mind
can't accept is your issue to address, not mine.
So are you an active school teacher in Iowa or not, Kent?
You tell me. You've started stalking me.
Why do you lie?
I don't.
Poor Kent Wills, the whole world is "stalking him" ... boooo!
No. Ted has tried and failed. You'll likely do just as bad.
Yes, I do know of the inquiries you've made.
Sure Kent ... you know everything, 'cause your a "teacher".
I've never claimed to know everything.
There will be NO change in CO2 levels since we exhale carbon
monoxide, not carbon dioxide, stupid."
-- Kent Wills
This from the guy who is so stupid, he thinks Colons are still
used in El Salvador.
[...]
I already explained it. Given that you've proved you're
currently stalking me, I expect you found it.
Oooooh, Kent's Polish Paranoia is showing again ...
No Paranoia. If I were suffering from paranoia, I'd be afraid
to point out that you've offered the evidence of your stalking.
--
Kent
"I most stonger than Darth Vapor!"
-- Zladko "Zlad" Vladcik
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| User: "Larry" |
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09 Jul 2007 08:17:32 PM |
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In article <gnc593l6jnfm613sm7qv8kkesukmp545g5@4ax.com>,
Kent Wills <compuelf@gmail.com> wrote:
As I understand it, on Mon, 9 Jul 2007 10:38:38 -0600, "_ Prof. Jonez
_" <theprof@jonez.net> wrote:
[snips for brevity]
So it is your wish and desire that someone turn you in to
the State authorities, eh Kent?
You already did, or you lied. Which is it?
Yet another false dichotomy from Kent wspanialy lgarz Wills
A hint for the future:
If you're going to lie, don't include the evidence of that lie
in your posts. As anyone reading can see immediately below, you did
claim to do so. Or you lied. Which is it?
He sure should take this advice.
Like when he accused me from posting to Usenet "from [my] NY office." I
asked him if he was saying I posted "from [my] NY office." He responded
"Yep." Then I asked what led him to say that I posted "from [my] NY
office." And he responded by calling me a liar and denying that's what
he said, even though the proof that he said it, and his confirmation
from saying it, was in the same post!
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| Title: Re: Kent Wills IS "Kent Bradley Wills - PROOF Here! |
09 Jul 2007 08:29:38 PM |
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As I understand it, on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 01:17:32 GMT, Larry <x@y.com>
wrote:
In article <gnc593l6jnfm613sm7qv8kkesukmp545g5@4ax.com>,
Kent Wills <compuelf@gmail.com> wrote:
As I understand it, on Mon, 9 Jul 2007 10:38:38 -0600, "_ Prof. Jonez
_" <theprof@jonez.net> wrote:
[snips for brevity]
So it is your wish and desire that someone turn you in to
the State authorities, eh Kent?
You already did, or you lied. Which is it?
Yet another false dichotomy from Kent wspanialy lgarz Wills
A hint for the future:
If you're going to lie, don't include the evidence of that lie
in your posts. As anyone reading can see immediately below, you did
claim to do so. Or you lied. Which is it?
He sure should take this advice.
Like when he accused me from posting to Usenet "from [my] NY office." I
asked him if he was saying I posted "from [my] NY office." He responded
"Yep." Then I asked what led him to say that I posted "from [my] NY
office." And he responded by calling me a liar and denying that's what
he said, even though the proof that he said it, and his confirmation
from saying it, was in the same post!
It's more evidence that he's pathological in his lying. Of
course, I think everyone reading spots it. It's kind of like pointing
out that the horse that finished first at The Kentucky Derby has four
legs.
--
Kent
"I most stonger than Darth Vapor!"
-- Zladko "Zlad" Vladcik
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| User: "tjab" |
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| Title: Re: Kent Wills IS "Kent Bradley Wills - PROOF Here! |
09 Jul 2007 05:48:59 PM |
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In article <gnc593l6jnfm613sm7qv8kkesukmp545g5@4ax.com>,
Kent Wills <compuelf@gmail.com> wrote:
This from the guy who is so stupid, he thinks Colons are still
used in El Salvador.
"The Salvadorian colon (SVC) is divided into 100 centavos.
While colones are still accepted, the primary currency of
El Salvador is the U.S. Dollar (USD)."
http://www.gocurrency.com/countries/el_salvador.htm
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| User: "Kent Wills" |
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09 Jul 2007 08:28:03 PM |
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As I understand it, on 9 Jul 2007 18:48:59 -0400,
(tjab) wrote:
In article <gnc593l6jnfm613sm7qv8kkesukmp545g5@4ax.com>,
Kent Wills <compuelf@gmail.com> wrote:
This from the guy who is so stupid, he thinks Colons are still
used in El Salvador.
"The Salvadorian colon (SVC) is divided into 100 centavos.
While colones are still accepted, the primary currency of
El Salvador is the U.S. Dollar (USD)."
http://www.gocurrency.com/countries/el_salvador.htm
Odd. I've NEVER seen a Colon used by anyone any of the times
I've been there.
It's possible it's similar to Northern Mexico in that while
pesos are legal tender, finding someone who will accept them is
tricky.
--
Kent
Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter.
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| User: "tjab" |
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| Title: Re: Kent Wills IS "Kent Bradley Wills - PROOF Here! |
09 Jul 2007 10:28:10 PM |
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In article <a2o593lh9soo8milkis8u6s96q151ok37m@4ax.com>,
Kent Wills <compuelf@gmail.com> wrote:
As I understand it, on 9 Jul 2007 18:48:59 -0400,
(tjab) wrote:
In article <gnc593l6jnfm613sm7qv8kkesukmp545g5@4ax.com>,
Kent Wills <compuelf@gmail.com> wrote:
This from the guy who is so stupid, he thinks Colons are still
used in El Salvador.
"The Salvadorian colon (SVC) is divided into 100 centavos.
While colones are still accepted, the primary currency of
El Salvador is the U.S. Dollar (USD)."
http://www.gocurrency.com/countries/el_salvador.htm
Odd. I've NEVER seen a Colon used by anyone any of the times
I've been there.
It's possible it's similar to Northern Mexico in that while
pesos are legal tender, finding someone who will accept them is
tricky.
It's ok, Kent, I figured you were wrong when I saw you calling
somebody "stupid" again. It seems to be a "tell" for you.
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| User: "Kent Wills" |
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| Title: Re: Kent Wills IS "Kent Bradley Wills - PROOF Here! |
10 Jul 2007 12:50:31 AM |
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As I understand it, on 9 Jul 2007 23:28:10 -0400,
(tjab) wrote:
In article <a2o593lh9soo8milkis8u6s96q151ok37m@4ax.com>,
Kent Wills <compuelf@gmail.com> wrote:
As I understand it, on 9 Jul 2007 18:48:59 -0400,
(tjab) wrote:
In article <gnc593l6jnfm613sm7qv8kkesukmp545g5@4ax.com>,
Kent Wills <compuelf@gmail.com> wrote:
This from the guy who is so stupid, he thinks Colons are still
used in El Salvador.
"The Salvadorian colon (SVC) is divided into 100 centavos.
While colones are still accepted, the primary currency of
El Salvador is the U.S. Dollar (USD)."
http://www.gocurrency.com/countries/el_salvador.htm
Odd. I've NEVER seen a Colon used by anyone any of the times
I've been there.
It's possible it's similar to Northern Mexico in that while
pesos are legal tender, finding someone who will accept them is
tricky.
It's ok, Kent, I figured you were wrong when I saw you calling
somebody "stupid" again. It seems to be a "tell" for you.
How many times have you been to El Salvador? In the past 10
years, I've been there eight times. Soon it will be number nine.
We would have gone last year, but the baby made such travel
impossible.
--
Kent
Take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never
been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of
happiness you'll never get back
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| User: "_ Prof. Jonez _" |
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| Title: Re: Kent Wills IS "Kent Bradley Wills - PROOF Here! |
10 Jul 2007 05:36:54 PM |
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Kent Wills wrote:
As I understand it, on 9 Jul 2007 18:48:59 -0400,
(tjab) wrote:
In article <gnc593l6jnfm613sm7qv8kkesukmp545g5@4ax.com>,
Kent Wills <compuelf@gmail.com> wrote:
This from the guy who is so stupid, he thinks Colons are still
used in El Salvador.
"The Salvadorian colon (SVC) is divided into 100 centavos.
While colones are still accepted, the primary currency of
El Salvador is the U.S. Dollar (USD)."
http://www.gocurrency.com/countries/el_salvador.htm
Odd. I've NEVER seen a Colon used by anyone any of the times
I've been there.
Kent's fallacy from annecdote.
" I don't know a single attorney, public or private,
who knows his/her attorney registration number."
-- Larry the lying legal lackie
It's possible it's similar to Northern Mexico in that while
pesos are legal tender, finding someone who will accept them is
tricky.
Why do you lie?
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| User: "Kent Wills" |
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10 Jul 2007 09:17:39 PM |
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As I understand it, on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 16:36:54 -0600, "_ Prof. Jonez
_" <theprof@jonez.net> wrote:
Kent Wills wrote:
As I understand it, on 9 Jul 2007 18:48:59 -0400,
(tjab) wrote:
In article <gnc593l6jnfm613sm7qv8kkesukmp545g5@4ax.com>,
Kent Wills <compuelf@gmail.com> wrote:
This from the guy who is so stupid, he thinks Colons are still
used in El Salvador.
"The Salvadorian colon (SVC) is divided into 100 centavos.
While colones are still accepted, the primary currency of
El Salvador is the U.S. Dollar (USD)."
http://www.gocurrency.com/countries/el_salvador.htm
Odd. I've NEVER seen a Colon used by anyone any of the times
I've been there.
Kent's fallacy from annecdote.
It's true. I've only seen U.S. dollars used.
" I don't know a single attorney, public or private,
who knows his/her attorney registration number."
-- Larry the lying legal lackie
It's possible it's similar to Northern Mexico in that while
pesos are legal tender, finding someone who will accept them is
tricky.
Why do you lie?
Please offer proof that I've lied. Prove that I have seen
someone use a Colon while visiting El Salvador.
You can't because, as always, you're lying.
Get help.
--
Kent
The irony of life is that, by the time
you're old enough to know your way
around, you're not going anywhere.
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| User: "Larry" |
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| Title: Re: Kent Wills IS "Kent Bradley Wills - PROOF Here! |
10 Jul 2007 09:22:04 PM |
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In article <cbf893hm64d0qa5pbnj6d235aogs68qtuh@4ax.com>,
Kent Wills <compuelf@gmail.com> wrote:
As I understand it, on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 16:36:54 -0600, "_ Prof. Jonez
_" <theprof@jonez.net> wrote:
Kent Wills wrote:
As I understand it, on 9 Jul 2007 18:48:59 -0400,
(tjab) wrote:
In article <gnc593l6jnfm613sm7qv8kkesukmp545g5@4ax.com>,
Kent Wills <compuelf@gmail.com> wrote:
This from the guy who is so stupid, he thinks Colons are still
used in El Salvador.
"The Salvadorian colon (SVC) is divided into 100 centavos.
While colones are still accepted, the primary currency of
El Salvador is the U.S. Dollar (USD)."
http://www.gocurrency.com/countries/el_salvador.htm
Odd. I've NEVER seen a Colon used by anyone any of the times
I've been there.
Kent's fallacy from annecdote.
It's true. I've only seen U.S. dollars used.
" I don't know a single attorney, public or private,
who knows his/her attorney registration number."
-- Larry the lying legal lackie
It's possible it's similar to Northern Mexico in that while
pesos are legal tender, finding someone who will accept them is
tricky.
Why do you lie?
Please offer proof that I've lied. Prove that I have seen
someone use a Colon while visiting El Salvador.
You can't because, as always, you're lying.
Get help.
And I don't know anyone who knows their attorney registration number.
Vox keeps posting this quote over and over again, as if 1) posting it
proves me wrong, 2) he thinks I am lying, or 3) he has the slightest
iota of proof that I am lying.
What a buffoon.
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| User: "_ Prof. Jonez _" |
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| Title: Re: Kent Wills IS "Kent Bradley Wills - PROOF Here! |
10 Jul 2007 09:47:23 PM |
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Larry wrote:
In article <cbf893hm64d0qa5pbnj6d235aogs68qtuh@4ax.com>,
Kent Wills <compuelf@gmail.com> wrote:
As I understand it, on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 16:36:54 -0600, "_ Prof.
Jonez _" <theprof@jonez.net> wrote:
Kent Wills wrote:
As I understand it, on 9 Jul 2007 18:48:59 -0400,
(tjab) wrote:
In article <gnc593l6jnfm613sm7qv8kkesukmp545g5@4ax.com>,
Kent Wills <compuelf@gmail.com> wrote:
This from the guy who is so stupid, he thinks Colons are still
used in El Salvador.
"The Salvadorian colon (SVC) is divided into 100 centavos.
While colones are still accepted, the primary currency of
El Salvador is the U.S. Dollar (USD)."
http://www.gocurrency.com/countries/el_salvador.htm
Odd. I've NEVER seen a Colon used by anyone any of the times
I've been there.
Kent's fallacy from annecdote.
It's true. I've only seen U.S. dollars used.
" I don't know a single attorney, public or private,
who knows his/her attorney registration number."
-- Larry the lying legal lackie
It's possible it's similar to Northern Mexico in that while
pesos are legal tender, finding someone who will accept them is
tricky.
Why do you lie?
Please offer proof that I've lied. Prove that I have seen
someone use a Colon while visiting El Salvador.
You can't because, as always, you're lying.
Get help.
And I don't know anyone who knows their attorney registration number.
Vox keeps posting this quote over and over again, as if 1) posting it
proves me wrong, 2) he thinks I am lying, or 3) he has the slightest
iota of proof that I am lying.
"What do you think a "DNA Warrant" is? There is no such thing. "
-- Larry the legal ignoramus
What a buffoon.
Ibid.
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| User: "Larry" |
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| Title: Re: Kent Wills IS "Kent Bradley Wills - PROOF Here! |
10 Jul 2007 06:38:35 PM |
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In article <5fig0eF3cpn7vU1@mid.individual.net>,
"_ Prof. Jonez _" <theprof@jonez.net> wrote:
Kent Wills wrote:
As I understand it, on 9 Jul 2007 18:48:59 -0400,
(tjab) wrote:
In article <gnc593l6jnfm613sm7qv8kkesukmp545g5@4ax.com>,
Kent Wills <compuelf@gmail.com> wrote:
This from the guy who is so stupid, he thinks Colons are still
used in El Salvador.
"The Salvadorian colon (SVC) is divided into 100 centavos.
While colones are still accepted, the primary currency of
El Salvador is the U.S. Dollar (USD)."
http://www.gocurrency.com/countries/el_salvador.htm
Odd. I've NEVER seen a Colon used by anyone any of the times
I've been there.
Kent's fallacy from annecdote.
" I don't know a single attorney, public or private,
who knows his/her attorney registration number."
-- Larry the lying legal lackie
It's possible it's similar to Northern Mexico in that while
pesos are legal tender, finding someone who will accept them is
tricky.
Why do you lie?
I nailed it! My impression last night was dead-on, wasn't it?
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| Title: Re: Kent Wills IS "Kent Bradley Wills - PROOF Here! |
10 Jul 2007 09:18:13 PM |
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As I understand it, on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 23:38:35 GMT, Larry <x@y.com>
wrote:
In article <5fig0eF3cpn7vU1@mid.individual.net>,
"_ Prof. Jonez _" <theprof@jonez.net> wrote:
Kent Wills wrote:
As I understand it, on 9 Jul 2007 18:48:59 -0400,
(tjab) wrote:
In article <gnc593l6jnfm613sm7qv8kkesukmp545g5@4ax.com>,
Kent Wills <compuelf@gmail.com> wrote:
This from the guy who is so stupid, he thinks Colons are still
used in El Salvador.
"The Salvadorian colon (SVC) is divided into 100 centavos.
While colones are still accepted, the primary currency of
El Salvador is the U.S. Dollar (USD)."
http://www.gocurrency.com/countries/el_salvador.htm
Odd. I've NEVER seen a Colon used by anyone any of the times
I've been there.
Kent's fallacy from annecdote.
" I don't know a single attorney, public or private,
who knows his/her attorney registration number."
-- Larry the lying legal lackie
It's possible it's similar to Northern Mexico in that while
pesos are legal tender, finding someone who will accept them is
tricky.
Why do you lie?
I nailed it! My impression last night was dead-on, wasn't it?
To be fair, the boys in Vegas were only giving one to one
odds. :)
--
Kent
Bless me, Father, for I have committed an original sin.
I poked a badger with a spoon.
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| User: "Larry" |
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| Title: Re: Kent Wills IS "Kent Bradley Wills - PROOF Here! |
10 Jul 2007 09:22:27 PM |
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In article <bef8935oohppc1h5d973bre5jmu41o55uk@4ax.com>,
Kent Wills <compuelf@gmail.com> wrote:
As I understand it, on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 23:38:35 GMT, Larry <x@y.com>
wrote:
In article <5fig0eF3cpn7vU1@mid.individual.net>,
"_ Prof. Jonez _" <theprof@jonez.net> wrote:
Kent Wills wrote:
As I understand it, on 9 Jul 2007 18:48:59 -0400,
(tjab) wrote:
In article <gnc593l6jnfm613sm7qv8kkesukmp545g5@4ax.com>,
Kent Wills <compuelf@gmail.com> wrote:
This from the guy who is so stupid, he thinks Colons are still
used in El Salvador.
"The Salvadorian colon (SVC) is divided into 100 centavos.
While colones are still accepted, the primary currency of
El Salvador is the U.S. Dollar (USD)."
http://www.gocurrency.com/countries/el_salvador.htm
Odd. I've NEVER seen a Colon used by anyone any of the times
I've been there.
Kent's fallacy from annecdote.
" I don't know a single attorney, public or private,
who knows his/her attorney registration number."
-- Larry the lying legal lackie
It's possible it's similar to Northern Mexico in that while
pesos are legal tender, finding someone who will accept them is
tricky.
Why do you lie?
I nailed it! My impression last night was dead-on, wasn't it?
To be fair, the boys in Vegas were only giving one to one
odds. :)
True, it was a gimme. He's so predictable.
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[_] Troll Namer
[_] Crusader
[_] Infidel Slayer
[_] Winnie The Pooh Fan
[_] Paranoid Sociopath (with gun fetish)
[_] Creationist
First Name: ___________________________
Last Name: __________________________
Estimated age: ____
How many dozen kids do you homeskool?: ____
Do you own a kitchen table to homeskool at? ___
Can you read and rite (sort of)? ______________
1. Who can vouch that you really are a Trew Homeskoola?
[_] Trailer park manager
[_] Parole Officer
[_] Local drug dealer
[_] Gun store owner
[_] Trew Kristyun Pasta
[_] Fellow Trew Homeskoola
[_] Napoleon
[_] My Mom
[_] Answers In Genesis
[_] A Beka books from unaccredited Pensacola Christian College
2. How did you find out about misc.education.home-school.christian?
[_] I'm perfick and I know everything coz I'm a Trew Homeskoola
[_] The Homeskool Fairy told me about it
[_] None of your business, troll!
[_] Answers In Genesis
[_] A Beka books from unaccredited Pensacola Christian College
3. Are you able to shout "Troll!" with every post you send?
[_] Yes
[_] No
[_] Carnt spel trol as i em homeskooled
4. If you are a Trew Homeskool how was your homeskool acquired?:
[_] Cracker Jack / Cereal Box
[_] Extortion
[_] Made it myself from human waste
[_] Found it on the kitchen table
[_] Fell off the back of a truck
[_] A Beka books from unaccredited Pensacola Christian College
[_] Answers in Genesis
5. What made you decide on joining misc.education.home-school.christian?
(Check all that apply):
[_] Ratbaggery
[_] Chance to flame professional educators
[_] Didn't take my medication
[_] I was drunk at the time
[_] I am a member of the Fundamentalist Dark Age
[_] Dunno
[_] Meaningless whim
[_] Winnie The Pooh Fetish
[_] I like to gossip
[_] I like to repeat "Troll!" ad nauseum
[_] I heard a command to join even though I was wearing my Tin Foil Beanie
[_] I like playing with me kids ... and dead things ... and poking 'em with
a stick
6. Please check the subjects you are willing/capable to homeskool in
[_] Illegal drug industry
[_] Hanging by the neck
[_] Gang member/leader
[_] Burning crosses / churches and homes
[_] Phone scamming
[_] Stoning with real stones
[_] E-Mail scamming
[_] Crucifixion
[_] Home invasion ring member/leader
[_] Auto theft
[_] Welfare scamming
[_] Terrorism
[_] Convenience store clerk
[_] Tar and feathering
[_] Homeskool
[_] Playing with guns (Kindergaten to beginning of High School only)
[_] Creationism as science
[_] Phrenology, blood letting, astrology, tarot card reading, etc etc etc as
science
7. How would you describe yourself and your beliefs? (Check all that apply):
[_] Religious fanatic
[_] Funnymentalist
[_] Universal Hatemonger
[_] Anti-educator
[_] Trew Homeskoola
[_] UFOlogist
[_] Paranoid Psychotic with gun fetish
[_] Creationist ratbag
8. What activities do you enjoy participating in on a regular basis?:
[_] Recreational drug use
[_] Religious persecutions
[_] Rape/murder/mayhem
[_] Crucifixion and stoning
[_] Occassional tar and feathering
[_] Intimidation
[_] Singing Ren & Stimpy's "Happy Happy Joy Joy" song
Thank you for taking the time to fill out your Application to join
misc.education.home-school.christian.
Send your completed application to Seckrateary Farty Carts c/o
miseducation - homeskool -trew kristyun.
Please enjoy the little that your new newsgroup has to offer and don't
hesitate to call people Trolls if they have a different opinion to yourself.
Remember, you don't have to change - you're a Trew Homeskoola!
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